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Old 26th April 2001, 01:33   #38
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Originally posted by ElChevelle
AHHHH! I can't believe you guys would think I would give my son the bad guy shreeks over this.
When I was his age, I discovered my folks' 8mm movie reel of Swedish Erotica and set up a basement theatre for all my friends while the adults were at work. THAT is the ultimate lesson in sex ed(visual nastiness).
I'll never totally blame my son unless video footage of him entering the evil, wicked, filthy world of easy money is introduced to me.
As far as I'm concerned, some pedophile hacked my number and is currently enjoying his non-life viewing animal sperm oral extractors in his basement all greased up in vegetable oil.
I've already done the birds-and-bees bit for the kid with a little help from modern lithography ie. Penthouse mag

I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane
To work out all these troubles and what there is to gain
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