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Old 6th April 2018, 08:51   #15
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Originally Posted by gaekwad2 View Post
I wouldn't buy a woman from Amazon, they'll just stuff one of their starving warehouse workers in a box.
Is she inflatable and

Does she come with a patch kit?

The last one I got had a leak and every time I was just about to... er, never mind.

The search for the ultimate signature continues apace. I have journeyed from the peaks of Nepal to the depths of oceanic trenches. I have crossed deserts, jungles, swamps, savannas, steppes and frozen wastelands. I have consulted with seers, swamis, sages, scholars and savants. The peregrination proceeds purposefully.
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