Your last day on Earth

EnDurA · 28th April 2003, 00:12

so todays your last day on Earth, what would you do? where would go? who would talk to and what would tell them?

Raz · 28th April 2003, 00:15

Well i would spend it with my girlfriend:
"what would you do?"

"where would go?" i don't think that needs answering

"who would talk to?" talk?

EnDurA · 28th April 2003, 00:18

lol, i think i'd do something along those lines, but i'd like to go looting for a while, maybe get a nice car, go driving see some cool (but close) places

Joel · 28th April 2003, 00:19

I'll visit my enemies. Be nice to them

(...right!)
Say goodbye to everyone

And wait for the "BIG" call

Shenlong · 28th April 2003, 00:25

Well, I don't have the money to enjoy my last day, so screw that! I'd boost a used 2002 Dodge Viper GTS at a local Dodge dealership that sells them...Sorta like how they steal that Porsche 911 Carrera in the beginning of Gone In 60 Seconds, that'd be fun...

Go say bye to everyone I personally know, then just go anarchy, stealing and destroying stuff wherever I go...Last day on Earth, and what are the cops gonna do?

Fickle · 28th April 2003, 00:33

Prolly get really stoned and drunk and go visit people I haven't seen in eons. That's the way to go, enibreated and with people you like/love.

Oh yeah, and go back and nail my ex-girlfriend one last time.

psyfive · 28th April 2003, 00:38

First I would check my Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic to make sure that there is a spaceship nearby. Then I would pack up a towel. Then I would thumb a ride off of this planet.

Shenlong · 28th April 2003, 00:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Fickle
Prolly get really stoned and drunk

That reminds me; DRIVE DRUNK. See if a half-pint of Jack can bring my driving status from a Michael Shumacher level to the skill of an old geezer...

Scar Da Kookee · 28th April 2003, 00:56

lol shenlong

btw: your lucky you stated 'used viper' cus those things have to be 'ordered' in new, they NEVER keep the new ones on the lot ^_^

dirkdeftly · 28th April 2003, 00:59

Capture John Ashcroft and "detain" him with a fat black man named Bubba
Seattle, just because it's so much cooler than Anchorage
A number of people on these boards...i won't say who, or what i would say... u_u

Shenlong · 28th April 2003, 01:01

Quote:

Originally posted by Scarface2k2
lol shenlong

btw: your lucky you stated 'used viper' cus those things have to be 'ordered' in new, they NEVER keep the new ones on the lot ^_^

Besides, I did specify a 2002 model Viper...A 2002 model car in 2003 is obviously not "new"...

d0rk · 28th April 2003, 01:03

I would call everyone say goodbye, drive or get a ride to my girlfriends house and spend the day with her, just laying together cuddling and kissing nothing more, nothing less. Call my bank and transfer all my money into my parents account and write up a will giving my stuff away.

Fickle · 28th April 2003, 01:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Scarface2k2
lol shenlong

btw: your lucky you stated 'used viper' cus those things have to be 'ordered' in new, they NEVER keep the new ones on the lot ^_^

I used to live down the road from a Dodge Dealer. There was a new 2001 Viper under a conopy. Me and my step-dad walked down to see it. There was only one, and it was for show, but it was still in the lot.\

Keys were probably in the safe inside, though.

Scar Da Kookee · 28th April 2003, 01:10

"For show"

My father worked at a few dodge dealer ships for meny-a-year, before he wanted to be a truck driver

Fickle · 28th April 2003, 01:12

I'm just saying that you said they never had a new model on the lot--they do--but it's a show model.

Shenlong · 28th April 2003, 01:18

I'm guessing we're only talking about the Viper...I don't see why anyone would do the new-car show-thing with a car like a Neon SRT-4 or something...

Scar Da Kookee · 28th April 2003, 01:23

I donno, but A viper would be a great thing to have, being a Pro-Dodge person myself

But if it was the last day on earth, I'd take the McLearen F1 ^_^

232mph STOCK!
$890,000 approx ^_^

Raz · 28th April 2003, 01:27

Good one d0rk. Best answer so far

Shenlong · 28th April 2003, 01:27

About $1-million actually, and a track-tested top speed of 241.1mph...And it's spelled "McLaren", thank you...

Scar Da Kookee · 28th April 2003, 01:31

It's been a long while sence I've seen A) the name of da car; and b) the newer statistics

'dr0k'!? Wow nice flame... BAH!

psyfive · 28th April 2003, 01:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Scarface2k2
'dr0k'!? Wow nice flame... BAH!

I think he was talking about d0rks post above:

Quote:

Originally posted by d0rk
I would call everyone say goodbye, drive or get a ride to my girlfriends house and spend the day with her, just laying together cuddling and kissing nothing more, nothing less. Call my bank and transfer all my money into my parents account and write up a will giving my stuff away.

Raz · 28th April 2003, 01:44

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Scar Da Kookee · 28th April 2003, 02:02

sry ^_^

I'm too uptight for some reason right now ^_~
I thought it was a sarcastic remark ^^;

anubis2003 · 28th April 2003, 02:06

I would sit down and masterbate in public all day long.

Raz · 28th April 2003, 02:12

The world could be ending in 12 hours for all we know. The government wouldn't tell us because they know all you crazy people would go out and go insane for 12 hours.

BMWboy · 28th April 2003, 02:54

first I'd hunt down my ex-boss and smack him around with a baseball bat(start with the legs so he can't run, then work my way up). then I'd go steal an M3 from the local dealership(or the M5 if they still have it). then I'd write a will giving my car to my dad, my money to both my mom and dad, my PC to my dad, my books to the local library, my movies to my friends, everything else to charity. then I'd call up all my friends and say goodbye, and call my enemies(except my ex-boss) and try to make my amends, and anybody I may have picked on/put down in my life, and apologize. go to confession to wipe make up for all my sins(gotta make sure that I've got my bases covered), then spend the rest of the day helping out random strangers.

Orgone_Man · 28th April 2003, 03:49

I'd spend all day thinking really deeply about things.

insomniac · 28th April 2003, 03:54

I would down a 100 hit vile of acid.

EnDurA · 28th April 2003, 05:58

lol, good one insomniac

ertmann|CPH · 28th April 2003, 13:13

get layed obviously....

Vie · 28th April 2003, 13:16

Pinch that Roller up in Mutley and go on a moterway rampage.

XeoX · 28th April 2003, 18:29

Grab your rabbit skin bag and catch the randomly appearing sofa. (not entirely related I know, but it would still work.) Could be a good idea to take the bone out of your hair.

Merlin · 28th April 2003, 18:48

Two options are tempting:

One. Create as much wanton and random destruction as possible. Whilst on lots of drugs and alcohol.

Two. Spend as much money as possible living the high life. Define that how you will, but it means spending more money than you could ever afford to repay on your current salary.

Note- both of these require you to actually die after the time's up. Living on could be disastrous...

pixiefied · 28th April 2003, 18:51

i'd find sarge and spend the rest of my time devirginizing him :0

Vie · 28th April 2003, 19:09

Quote:

Originally posted by XeoX
Grab your rabbit skin bag and catch the randomly appearing sofa. (not entirely related I know, but it would still work.) Could be a good idea to take the bone out of your hair.

Mind the irked cricket players

oh can I have the award for the "Best use of the work FUCK in a sereous screen play"?

J_Bloggs · 29th April 2003, 06:15

I'd tell y'all in the forums and the other forums I'm a part of.
I'd thoughlly clean out my room so my parents had less to deal with.
I'd spend time with friends and family.
As a bit of a legacy I'd try and finish the winamp 3 skin I started, and try and sort something out with the officials so I could see it published before I go.
I'd write some kind of will.
I'd change my website to a bibliograhy of sorts.
I'd try and find any other lose ends and tidy them up as well.

Bizznatch · 29th April 2003, 06:21

KelseyB · 29th April 2003, 06:36

take a fax machine to a field, beat the shit out of it, get promoted for fucking around in my job, burn down a software company building, bang jennifer aniston, and transfer the parts of pennies from each transaction that gets rounded up/down into a bank account which would build up mucho money over a long period of time, only to be foiled, return the money, and get a job cleaning up the site of said burned out software company building

pixiefied · 29th April 2003, 06:36

Bizznatch · 29th April 2003, 07:12

Quote:

Originally posted by KelseyB
take a fax machine to a field, beat the shit out of it, get promoted for fucking around in my job, burn down a software company building, bang jennifer aniston, and transfer the parts of pennies from each transaction that gets rounded up/down into a bank account which would build up mucho money over a long period of time, only to be foiled, return the money, and get a job cleaning up the site of said burned out software company building

"fuckin' a"

28th April 2003, 00:12	#1
EnDurA Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: East Coast of Aus Posts: 1,467	Your last day on Earth so todays your last day on Earth, what would you do? where would go? who would talk to and what would tell them?

28th April 2003, 00:19	#4
Joel Debian user (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arch land Posts: 4,917	I'll visit my enemies. Be nice to them (...right!) Say goodbye to everyone And wait for the "BIG" call * PC: Intel Core 2 DUO E6550 @ 2.33 GHz with 2 GB RAM: Archlinux-i686 with MATE. * Laptop: Intel Core 2 DUO T6600 @ 2.20 GHz with 4 GB RAM: Archlinux-x86-64 with MATE.

28th April 2003, 00:25	#5
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	Well, I don't have the money to enjoy my last day, so screw that! I'd boost a used 2002 Dodge Viper GTS at a local Dodge dealership that sells them...Sorta like how they steal that Porsche 911 Carrera in the beginning of Gone In 60 Seconds, that'd be fun... Go say bye to everyone I personally know, then just go anarchy, stealing and destroying stuff wherever I go...Last day on Earth, and what are the cops gonna do? A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

28th April 2003, 00:33	#6
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	Prolly get really stoned and drunk and go visit people I haven't seen in eons. That's the way to go, enibreated and with people you like/love. Oh yeah, and go back and nail my ex-girlfriend one last time. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

28th April 2003, 00:56	#9
Scar Da Kookee [Forum Pastry] Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,032	lol shenlong btw: your lucky you stated 'used viper' cus those things have to be 'ordered' in new, they NEVER keep the new ones on the lot ^_^ Needs more moo-cows.

28th April 2003, 00:15	#2
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Well i would spend it with my girlfriend: "what would you do?" "where would go?" i don't think that needs answering "who would talk to?" talk?

28th April 2003, 00:18	#3
EnDurA Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: East Coast of Aus Posts: 1,467	lol, i think i'd do something along those lines, but i'd like to go looting for a while, maybe get a nice car, go driving see some cool (but close) places

28th April 2003, 00:38	#7
psyfive Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,527	First I would check my Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic to make sure that there is a spaceship nearby. Then I would pack up a towel. Then I would thumb a ride off of this planet.

28th April 2003, 00:59	#10
dirkdeftly Forum King Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Cydonia, Mars Posts: 2,651	Capture John Ashcroft and "detain" him with a fat black man named Bubba Seattle, just because it's so much cooler than Anchorage A number of people on these boards...i won't say who, or what i would say... u_u "guilt is the cause of more disauders than history's most obscene marorders" --E. E. Cummings

28th April 2003, 01:03	#12
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	I would call everyone say goodbye, drive or get a ride to my girlfriends house and spend the day with her, just laying together cuddling and kissing nothing more, nothing less. Call my bank and transfer all my money into my parents account and write up a will giving my stuff away. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

28th April 2003, 01:10	#14
Scar Da Kookee [Forum Pastry] Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,032	"For show" My father worked at a few dodge dealer ships for meny-a-year, before he wanted to be a truck driver Needs more moo-cows.

28th April 2003, 01:12	#15
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	I'm just saying that you said they never had a new model on the lot--they do--but it's a show model. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

28th April 2003, 01:18	#16
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	I'm guessing we're only talking about the Viper...I don't see why anyone would do the new-car show-thing with a car like a Neon SRT-4 or something... A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

28th April 2003, 01:23	#17
Scar Da Kookee [Forum Pastry] Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,032	I donno, but A viper would be a great thing to have, being a Pro-Dodge person myself But if it was the last day on earth, I'd take the McLearen F1 ^_^ 232mph STOCK! $890,000 approx ^_^ Needs more moo-cows.

28th April 2003, 01:27	#18
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Good one d0rk. Best answer so far

28th April 2003, 01:31	#20
Scar Da Kookee [Forum Pastry] Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,032	It's been a long while sence I've seen A) the name of da car; and b) the newer statistics 'dr0k'!? Wow nice flame... BAH! Needs more moo-cows.

28th April 2003, 01:44	#22
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Profile For d0rk Date Registered: 01-30-2003 Status: Major Dude Total Posts: 756 (8.60 posts per day) Last Post: 04-28-2003 02:35 AM Picture of the day [April 27] Contact d0rk: Click here to email d0rk Send d0rk a Private Message! Homepage: http://www.ifarted.com ICQ Number: AOL Instant Messenger Handle: Yahoo Instant Messenger Handle: Biography Location Unda Cheese Posts: About to beat rm'! Interests Working, reading, talking to people, and listening to music Occupation Pizza Bitch at Papa Murpheys ®

28th April 2003, 02:02	#23
Scar Da Kookee [Forum Pastry] Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,032	sry ^_^ I'm too uptight for some reason right now ^_~ I thought it was a sarcastic remark ^^; Needs more moo-cows.

28th April 2003, 02:06	#24
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28th April 2003, 02:12	#25
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	The world could be ending in 12 hours for all we know. The government wouldn't tell us because they know all you crazy people would go out and go insane for 12 hours.

28th April 2003, 02:54	#26
BMWboy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: next the the guy that lives over there Posts: 1,360	first I'd hunt down my ex-boss and smack him around with a baseball bat(start with the legs so he can't run, then work my way up). then I'd go steal an M3 from the local dealership(or the M5 if they still have it). then I'd write a will giving my car to my dad, my money to both my mom and dad, my PC to my dad, my books to the local library, my movies to my friends, everything else to charity. then I'd call up all my friends and say goodbye, and call my enemies(except my ex-boss) and try to make my amends, and anybody I may have picked on/put down in my life, and apologize. go to confession to wipe make up for all my sins(gotta make sure that I've got my bases covered), then spend the rest of the day helping out random strangers.

28th April 2003, 03:49	#27
Orgone_Man Major Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 1,235	I'd spend all day thinking really deeply about things.

28th April 2003, 03:54	#28
insomniac Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 58,409,042 Posts: 1,614	I would down a 100 hit vile of acid.

28th April 2003, 05:58	#29
EnDurA Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: East Coast of Aus Posts: 1,467	lol, good one insomniac

28th April 2003, 13:13	#30
ertmann\|CPH Forum Viking (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The North Posts: 3,541	get layed obviously....

28th April 2003, 13:16	#31
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	Pinch that Roller up in Mutley and go on a moterway rampage. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

28th April 2003, 18:29	#32
XeoX Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 7	Grab your rabbit skin bag and catch the randomly appearing sofa. (not entirely related I know, but it would still work.) Could be a good idea to take the bone out of your hair.

28th April 2003, 18:48	#33
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	Two options are tempting: One. Create as much wanton and random destruction as possible. Whilst on lots of drugs and alcohol. Two. Spend as much money as possible living the high life. Define that how you will, but it means spending more money than you could ever afford to repay on your current salary. Note- both of these require you to actually die after the time's up. Living on could be disastrous... as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

28th April 2003, 18:51	#34
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	i'd find sarge and spend the rest of my time devirginizing him :0 "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

29th April 2003, 06:15	#36
J_Bloggs Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,778	I'd tell y'all in the forums and the other forums I'm a part of. I'd thoughlly clean out my room so my parents had less to deal with. I'd spend time with friends and family. As a bit of a legacy I'd try and finish the winamp 3 skin I started, and try and sort something out with the officials so I could see it published before I go. I'd write some kind of will. I'd change my website to a bibliograhy of sorts. I'd try and find any other lose ends and tidy them up as well. ¯¯¯¯Joe Bloggs____ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

29th April 2003, 06:21	#37
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29th April 2003, 06:36	#38
KelseyB Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,054	take a fax machine to a field, beat the shit out of it, get promoted for fucking around in my job, burn down a software company building, bang jennifer aniston, and transfer the parts of pennies from each transaction that gets rounded up/down into a bank account which would build up mucho money over a long period of time, only to be foiled, return the money, and get a job cleaning up the site of said burned out software company building

29th April 2003, 06:36	#39
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

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