He was a sk8er.....film?

apollos · 28th May 2003, 18:10

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/2944162.stm

I suppose it will be interesting to see what they make of it

Bob the Tomato · 30th May 2003, 16:31

I hate Hollywood. I really do.

SNYder · 30th May 2003, 18:35

could turn out to be a cute movie. :shrugs:

Exabrial · 6th June 2003, 23:16

Play the song to spoil the ending... that's a new one

SNYder · 6th June 2003, 23:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Exabrial
Play the song to spoil the ending... that's a new one

lol

clever

apollos · 7th June 2003, 10:49

nah, they wouldn't be THAT boring, no I take it back, they probably would...

zootm · 7th June 2003, 18:58

OH GOODNESS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

they take a SHITE song, with a DERIVATIVE, UNORIGINAL story in it, told through POORLY WRITTEN lyrics, and make a film?!

i'm going to hollywood with a double-decker bus filled with C4. who's with me?

Bob the Tomato · 7th June 2003, 19:03

Just drop me off in San Francisco first. I've always wanted to go there. Then you may blow up Hollywood with my blessing.

apollos · 7th June 2003, 19:40

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
OH GOODNESS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

they take a SHITE song, with a DERIVATIVE, UNORIGINAL story in it, told through POORLY WRITTEN lyrics, and make a film?!

i'm going to hollywood with a double-decker bus filled with C4. who's with me?

now why couldn't I have just written this when I hit the new thrad button?

oNaMiSsIo · 7th June 2003, 19:41

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
i'm going to hollywood with a double-decker bus filled with C4. who's with me?

homeland security

Namelessv1 · 7th June 2003, 23:14

Good grief, I thought Hollywood had already hit rock bottom.

oNaMiSsIo · 8th June 2003, 04:03

you know how there is a saying that there are only a few plots, and all movies are just small variations of these plots? what are they?

i only know one-- love story:
guy meets girl, guy gets to know girl, guy loses girl, guy gets girl, they live happily ever after.

mikm · 8th June 2003, 04:24

.better idea- blow up beverly hills and kill all the actors/writers.

Quote:

Originally posted by oNaMiSsIo
i only know one-- love story:
guy meets girl, guy gets to know girl, guy loses girl, guy gets girl, they live happily ever after.

hmmm...never heard of a movie like that

s1138 · 8th June 2003, 21:42

oh great.

skinme! · 8th June 2003, 22:53

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! To the bomb shelters, people!

Fickle · 19th July 2003, 04:50

ROFL.. This is great. more stupid teen movies based on bad
books
plays
clothing lines
malls
cliques
teen movies.

gah. Shoot the producer.

ShyShy · 19th July 2003, 06:22

god....... the only "good" thing is that Avril isn't going to act in it (at least i pray that she sticks to a cameo), we all know what happens when no-talent singers become no-talent actors/actresses.

Mr_007 · 19th July 2003, 10:14

Oh!
Love this!

Fickle · 20th July 2003, 00:44

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
god....... the only "good" thing is that Avril isn't going to act in it (at least i pray that she sticks to a cameo), we all know what happens when no-talent singers become no-talent actors/actresses.

Yeah, they get really big butts that internet geeks drool over.

Oh wait, that's just J Lo.

ShyShy · 20th July 2003, 02:41

no Fickle, that was Mariah Carey

DragonSon · 20th July 2003, 02:49

Oh dear sweet mother of god...

ShyShy · 29th July 2003, 18:12

Britney Spears' NASCAR Flick Picking Up Speed
07.29.2003 7:55 AM EDT

"While Britney Spears puts the finishing touches on her upcoming fourth album, her film career is getting a tune-up as well. The pop singer's next movie finally has a title as well as a finished script.

Previously referred to as the "untitled NASCAR project," the racing movie is now called "Trading Paint," according to an announcement from Britney Spears Productions. The script was written by James V. Hart ("Contact," "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life") and centers on the family of a NASCAR racing dynasty, using real-life NASCAR drivers, teams, tracks and competitions to tell the story.

Spears will co-star as the daughter of a driver who quits racing under mysterious circumstances. "Spears' character uses her knowledge and expertise in the family business to help him return to racing," the statement said. This is purely a dramatic role for Spears, as there are no plans for her to sing or race in the film.

In addition to co-starring in the movie, Spears is also producing via her film production company with her co-manager Larry Rudolph and Ann Carli (who produced "Crossroads"). This is the producers' first feature under the joint venture. After finalizing their financing, they plan to announce a director."
______________________________________________

Mattress · 29th July 2003, 18:43

I'm sorry but that sounds extremely dumb. Even for a NASCAR movie.

Raz · 30th July 2003, 15:09

Covering songs was bad enough, now they're covering film plots. Is there anything the entertainment indiustry hasn't raped?

zootm · 30th July 2003, 15:10

your ass.

but they're looking into "securing the rights", shall we say...

28th May 2003, 18:10	#1
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	He was a sk8er.....film? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/2944162.stm I suppose it will be interesting to see what they make of it

8th June 2003, 04:03	#12
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	you know how there is a saying that there are only a few plots, and all movies are just small variations of these plots? what are they? i only know one-- love story: guy meets girl, guy gets to know girl, guy loses girl, guy gets girl, they live happily ever after. My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

8th June 2003, 22:53	#15
skinme! Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Website: skinme.net Posts: 3,352	Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! To the bomb shelters, people! He had decided to live forever, or die in the attempt In America - a must see film

19th July 2003, 04:50	#16
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	ROFL.. This is great. more stupid teen movies based on bad books plays clothing lines malls cliques teen movies. gah. Shoot the producer. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

20th July 2003, 02:49	#21
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Oh dear sweet mother of god... Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

30th May 2003, 16:31	#2
Bob the Tomato Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 258	I hate Hollywood. I really do.

30th May 2003, 18:35	#3
SNYder Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,432	could turn out to be a cute movie. :shrugs:

6th June 2003, 23:16	#4
Exabrial Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: KS Posts: 70	Play the song to spoil the ending... that's a new one

7th June 2003, 10:49	#6
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	nah, they wouldn't be THAT boring, no I take it back, they probably would...

7th June 2003, 18:58	#7
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	OH GOODNESS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. they take a SHITE song, with a DERIVATIVE, UNORIGINAL story in it, told through POORLY WRITTEN lyrics, and make a film?! i'm going to hollywood with a double-decker bus filled with C4. who's with me?

7th June 2003, 19:03	#8
Bob the Tomato Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 258	Just drop me off in San Francisco first. I've always wanted to go there. Then you may blow up Hollywood with my blessing.

7th June 2003, 23:14	#11
Namelessv1 Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,757	Good grief, I thought Hollywood had already hit rock bottom.

8th June 2003, 21:42	#14
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	oh great.

19th July 2003, 06:22	#17
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	god....... the only "good" thing is that Avril isn't going to act in it (at least i pray that she sticks to a cameo), we all know what happens when no-talent singers become no-talent actors/actresses.

19th July 2003, 10:14	#18
Mr_007 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,838	Oh! Love this!

20th July 2003, 02:41	#20
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	no Fickle, that was Mariah Carey

29th July 2003, 18:12	#22
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	It's evil I tell ya, evil! Britney Spears' NASCAR Flick Picking Up Speed 07.29.2003 7:55 AM EDT "While Britney Spears puts the finishing touches on her upcoming fourth album, her film career is getting a tune-up as well. The pop singer's next movie finally has a title as well as a finished script. Previously referred to as the "untitled NASCAR project," the racing movie is now called "Trading Paint," according to an announcement from Britney Spears Productions. The script was written by James V. Hart ("Contact," "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life") and centers on the family of a NASCAR racing dynasty, using real-life NASCAR drivers, teams, tracks and competitions to tell the story. Spears will co-star as the daughter of a driver who quits racing under mysterious circumstances. "Spears' character uses her knowledge and expertise in the family business to help him return to racing," the statement said. This is purely a dramatic role for Spears, as there are no plans for her to sing or race in the film. In addition to co-starring in the movie, Spears is also producing via her film production company with her co-manager Larry Rudolph and Ann Carli (who produced "Crossroads"). This is the producers' first feature under the joint venture. After finalizing their financing, they plan to announce a director." ______________________________________________

29th July 2003, 18:43	#23
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	I'm sorry but that sounds extremely dumb. Even for a NASCAR movie. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

30th July 2003, 15:09	#24
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Covering songs was bad enough, now they're covering film plots. Is there anything the entertainment indiustry hasn't raped?

30th July 2003, 15:10	#25
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	your ass. but they're looking into "securing the rights", shall we say...

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