Confucious Say...

lemon_chicken · 29th May 2003, 18:03

GD is a bit quite at the moment - so here's some music trivia for those of you who are bored:

what song was inspired by the fortune cookies shown below, and which group did it?

dlinkwit27 · 29th May 2003, 19:35

chop suey, SOAD? idk.

Kinetik* · 29th May 2003, 20:46

"Confuscious say, man who put dick in peanut butter, fucking nuts!"

Raz · 29th May 2003, 20:48

Confucious say, man who walk through plane door sideways, going to bangkok.

oNaMiSsIo · 29th May 2003, 20:54

ding, dong, egg fu wong. fortune cookie always wrong.
--Aristocats

Kinetik* · 29th May 2003, 21:08

Or it could be Bran's Freestyle From CKY

deathazre · 29th May 2003, 23:05

Confucious say, man standing on toilet high on pot.

Janus Lunar · 30th May 2003, 01:19

Confucious say, man who go to sleep with itchy hiene wake up with smely finger.

Confucious say, man who invent computer before electricty has wires crossed in Chinese noodle.

oNaMiSsIo · 30th May 2003, 02:09

confucious say, chinese person need learn proper english.

lemon_chicken · 30th May 2003, 16:16

it isnt a vague connection

- the lyrics of the song talk about the fortune cookies and they read half the crap on the back of the packet (which you cant read cause the pics too blurry)

ill give you a hint, it is an australian band who have their biggest fanbase in japan

Bob the Tomato · 30th May 2003, 16:24

Confucius say, all anglo-saxons and blacks are barbarians, and should be forced out of china! (I've been reading Tai-Pan)

DragonSon · 2nd June 2003, 04:14

Confucius say, man who has hands in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say, man who fart in church sits in own pew.

oNaMiSsIo · 11th June 2003, 02:24

ok... its been a while... who is it?

ShyShy · 11th June 2003, 02:29

confucius say....

smile, and the world smiles with you

fart, and you stand alone

griffinn · 11th June 2003, 16:11

Confucius says: Foolish man gives wife a grand piano; wise man gives wife an upright organ.

oNaMiSsIo · 11th June 2003, 19:23

this thread was hijacked at the third post.... i wonder if thats some kind of record....

mikm · 11th June 2003, 19:42

nope:
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=133305

oNaMiSsIo · 11th June 2003, 20:25

sheesh. such a good cause hijacked for no reason at all

Kinetik* · 12th June 2003, 00:06

NO REASON AT ALL? It was hijacked because the title had nothing to do with the thread.

This thread was begging to be jacked.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 12th June 2003, 00:13

Confucious Says: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucious Says: Baseball wrong. Man who has three balls cannot walk.

oNaMiSsIo · 12th June 2003, 00:22

what are you talking about? the title is "does anyone here have NF?" and the topic is about people having a disease abbreviated with an NF. i fail to see how that doesnt follow.....

Kinetik* · 12th June 2003, 00:43

Dude, what are you talking about? The name of the thread is "Confuscious say..." and he's asking what band had a song inspired by fortune cookies.

oNaMiSsIo · 12th June 2003, 02:04

lol... we're talking about different things. you're talking about the thread we are currently in (highly hijackable), i was talking about the link to the thread that m^2k posted right above me

CaboWaboAddict · 25th May 2006, 19:16

Confucious say: Never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative together before bed.

Confucious say: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Confucious say: Don't take everything so serious, this is life and no one gets out alive.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 25th May 2006, 19:17

Captain Obvious says: This is an old thread.
Ensign Evident agrees: I think this thread is old.

CaboWaboAddict · 25th May 2006, 19:19

^ Oh, should I have started a new one?

SSJ4 Gogitta · 25th May 2006, 19:26

Eh, shoulda-coulda-woulda....

Mr_007 · 25th May 2006, 19:30

Quote:

Originally posted by lemon_chicken
GD is a bit quite at the moment - so here's some music trivia for those of you who are bored:

what song was inspired by the fortune cookies shown below, and which group did it?

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Oh thats a good cookies

Only test your chance

ryan · 25th May 2006, 21:40

What's the answer?

hgnis · 28th May 2006, 03:25

Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring.

Omit Name · 28th May 2006, 03:30

i always used to think lemon chicken was a really nice guy. i suppose because the kid in his avatar and sig looks like a nephew of mine.

rohan_pwln · 28th May 2006, 18:01

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring.

that was damn funny...

rohan_pwln · 28th May 2006, 18:05

here's a few copy-pastes:

"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."

"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"War not determine who right. War determine who left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"

"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."

29th May 2003, 18:03	#1
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	Confucious Say... GD is a bit quite at the moment - so here's some music trivia for those of you who are bored: what song was inspired by the fortune cookies shown below, and which group did it? \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

29th May 2003, 19:35	#2
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,236	chop suey, SOAD? idk. ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

29th May 2003, 20:46	#3
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,154	"Confuscious say, man who put dick in peanut butter, fucking nuts!" Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

29th May 2003, 20:54	#5
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	ding, dong, egg fu wong. fortune cookie always wrong. --Aristocats My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

29th May 2003, 21:08	#6
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,154	Or it could be Bran's Freestyle From CKY Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

29th May 2003, 20:48	#4
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Confucious say, man who walk through plane door sideways, going to bangkok.

29th May 2003, 23:05	#7
deathazre Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: behind the wheel of a Cat service truck Posts: 1,847	Confucious say, man standing on toilet high on pot.

30th May 2003, 01:19	#8
Janus Lunar Space: 1 Pilot: 0 (Senior Member) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chronopolis (AD 55358) Posts: 320	Confucious say, man who go to sleep with itchy hiene wake up with smely finger. Confucious say, man who invent computer before electricty has wires crossed in Chinese noodle. "Love is what you make of it, if you wish it to last for all time, then you must be willing to risk it all for the one you love." - Sean T. Wiliams (1983 - )

30th May 2003, 02:09	#9
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	confucious say, chinese person need learn proper english. My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

30th May 2003, 16:16	#10
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	it isnt a vague connection - the lyrics of the song talk about the fortune cookies and they read half the crap on the back of the packet (which you cant read cause the pics too blurry) ill give you a hint, it is an australian band who have their biggest fanbase in japan \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

30th May 2003, 16:24	#11
Bob the Tomato Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 258	Confucius say, all anglo-saxons and blacks are barbarians, and should be forced out of china! (I've been reading Tai-Pan)

2nd June 2003, 04:14	#12
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Confucius say, man who has hands in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say, man who fart in church sits in own pew. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

11th June 2003, 02:24	#13
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	ok... its been a while... who is it? My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

11th June 2003, 02:29	#14
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	confucius say.... smile, and the world smiles with you fart, and you stand alone

11th June 2003, 16:11	#15
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	Confucius says: Foolish man gives wife a grand piano; wise man gives wife an upright organ. The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

11th June 2003, 19:23	#16
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	this thread was hijacked at the third post.... i wonder if thats some kind of record.... My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

11th June 2003, 19:42	#17
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,286	nope: http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=133305 powered by C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

11th June 2003, 20:25	#18
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	sheesh. such a good cause hijacked for no reason at all My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

12th June 2003, 00:06	#19
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,154	NO REASON AT ALL? It was hijacked because the title had nothing to do with the thread. This thread was begging to be jacked. Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

12th June 2003, 00:13	#20
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12th June 2003, 00:22	#21
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	what are you talking about? the title is "does anyone here have NF?" and the topic is about people having a disease abbreviated with an NF. i fail to see how that doesnt follow..... My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

12th June 2003, 00:43	#22
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,154	Dude, what are you talking about? The name of the thread is "Confuscious say..." and he's asking what band had a song inspired by fortune cookies. Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

12th June 2003, 02:04	#23
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	lol... we're talking about different things. you're talking about the thread we are currently in (highly hijackable), i was talking about the link to the thread that m^2k posted right above me My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

25th May 2006, 19:16	#24
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25th May 2006, 19:19	#26
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25th May 2006, 21:40	#29
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hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

28th May 2006, 03:30	#31
Omit Name mostly harmless Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,809	i always used to think lemon chicken was a really nice guy. i suppose because the kid in his avatar and sig looks like a nephew of mine.

28th May 2006, 18:05	#33
rohan_pwln Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 18 inches from hell Posts: 736	here's a few copy-pastes: "Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired." "Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok." "Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around." "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War not determine who right. War determine who left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who live in glass house should change in basement." "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand" "Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs." My MAKI contribs.: STONE My WebSite My Blog My Skins: fnk 32 Rioport v1 Sienna Burning Steel My Saying: Eat healthy, Stay fit... Die Anyway

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