A punch line that needs a joke

tiger84 · 15th June 2003, 04:09

The punch line:
and she said, "This is nice, but what I really wanted was a duck."

The challange:
complete the joke.

Fickle · 15th June 2003, 04:17

I don't get it.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 15th June 2003, 04:18

So, a blind woman walks into a man-whore house, and gets screwed. The man-whore looks at her and goes, "So, did you like it?"....

MetallichicA · 15th June 2003, 04:18

My brothers used to do this, except they'd have a beginning and an end, but no middle. I can't even remember what the one was, something about a pirate though

The only thing I can think of that goes with this, I probably shouldn't say around here

lemon_chicken · 15th June 2003, 05:14

ohhh - what could you give a chick that rymed with "duck"?

SSJ4 Gogitta · 15th June 2003, 05:58

to run amok or amuck, a few bucks, to cluck, a cruck, to entruck, perhaps a fuck, gluck, guck, huck, juck, kanuk, kentuck, some luck, some muck, some feathers to pluck, or a puck, or some ruck, to be a shmuck, or snuck, struck, stuck or suck, or perhaps took a truck, or to tuck a yock and yuck at a yuk?

lemon_chicken · 15th June 2003, 07:21

Gogitta pwnd my question

zootm · 15th June 2003, 09:20

girl walks into a bar, and the barman hands her a pigeon.

cue punchline.

mark · 15th June 2003, 20:49

..........so she drinks it.

15th June 2003, 04:09	#1
tiger84 Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 101010 Posts: 750	A punch line that needs a joke The punch line: and she said, "This is nice, but what I really wanted was a duck." The challange: complete the joke. If life calls and you're busy, let the answering machine pick-up. Just so you know, my previous avatar was NOT a swastika, nor did it have much similarity to one. Just thought I'd clear that up since I cannot use my own original art work. Last edited by tiger84; 15th June 2003 at 05:28.

15th June 2003, 04:17	#2
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	I don't get it. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

15th June 2003, 05:14	#5
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	ohhh - what could you give a chick that rymed with "duck"? \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

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lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	Gogitta pwnd my question \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

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15th June 2003, 04:18	#3
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	So, a blind woman walks into a man-whore house, and gets screwed. The man-whore looks at her and goes, "So, did you like it?"....

15th June 2003, 04:18	#4
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	My brothers used to do this, except they'd have a beginning and an end, but no middle. I can't even remember what the one was, something about a pirate though The only thing I can think of that goes with this, I probably shouldn't say around here

15th June 2003, 05:58	#6
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	to run amok or amuck, a few bucks, to cluck, a cruck, to entruck, perhaps a fuck, gluck, guck, huck, juck, kanuk, kentuck, some luck, some muck, some feathers to pluck, or a puck, or some ruck, to be a shmuck, or snuck, struck, stuck or suck, or perhaps took a truck, or to tuck a yock and yuck at a yuk?

15th June 2003, 09:20	#8
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	girl walks into a bar, and the barman hands her a pigeon. cue punchline.

15th June 2003, 20:49	#9
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	..........so she drinks it.