The crappiest songs of all time!

ryan · 13th July 2003, 20:51

I have two I'll add right now

Sean Paul - Get Busy

Number 1.

This song is probably the height of mainstream musics crappiness. I mean I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard the first time I heard it. A blind monkey with brain damage could write a song better than this.

On a scale of -100 to 0 I give it a -1000

Number 2.

Chingy - Right Thurr

This song sucks just equally as bad as the first. So no need to waste energy typing a bad review.

On the crapometer it gets a -1000

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Post your crappiest songs of all time

Zylot · 13th July 2003, 20:56

Rachael Whateverthehell: Not the girl

Nothing sucks more then crappy music being shoved down your throats day afetr day by the theatres you goto to watch your movies. no generic crappy rock band deserves all that attention just cause a girl is singing.

White Raven · 14th July 2003, 01:02

Yep, I know the feeling... Haven't these assholes sung about hot women or 'bitches' enough? Or money? Or about being black? Or sweaty sex? I'm so sick of hearing it, singing about how they're so rich and hiring whores in their Bentleys. Come up with some new subject matter please. And for fuck's sake, pick a language and sing in it. Jeez... What the fuck is that? Not English, that's for sure.

Idiot's right, baboons with brain hemorrhages could write better songs.

papadoc · 14th July 2003, 01:13

I know this is gonna sound stupid,
but to me the crappiest song of all time is
The Birthday Song.
You know...the one they sing at your birthday?
For some reason I've always hated that song.

White Raven · 14th July 2003, 01:52

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR 'whatever'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

Yeah that's really gay.. 6 different words in that song.

Mattress · 14th July 2003, 04:21

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."

What are we in the 3rd grade here?

ShyShy · 14th July 2003, 06:13

Ricky Martin: Shake Your BonBon

hell, even the title is retarded... the guy's music is an insult to the latin music community.

Cylob · 14th July 2003, 09:14

ShyShy, I could've sworn you had a Ricky Martin track on the go. I agree though, it's latino for idiots. I also detest:

All artists who write only love songs.
All artists who don't write their own music or lyrics.
All artists who write only formula music (ie; nu metal).

That's about 80% of all music. Thankfully, there are 1,000s of original artists in the other 20%.

Xerxes · 14th July 2003, 09:42

Anyone who has been here for at least a year knows which particular songs I have grown to intensely loathe over the years, over all the other drivel.

I must agree with papadoc about the Birthday song- it has a sort of demonic monotony to it.

ShyShy · 14th July 2003, 18:31

totally agree with idiot's second pick... issaw that video and thught to myself that he's actually going to make money off that shit.

Cylob, i posted that freak's name in band name game, happened to see him on tv at the time.

WomanOfHeart · 14th July 2003, 19:34

Lucinda Williams - "Righteously"

This woman sounds like a fucking hick trying to sing rock music. I've never heard anything quite so horrible in my life! If her twang is intentional, she should be shot for thinking it sounds good. If it's natural, she should give up singing all together. Either way, it's crap, and whoever thought she had talent is a moron.

ryan · 14th July 2003, 23:07

Any song by 36 Mafia or any of it's affiliates.. Project Pat...etc...

THEY USE THE SAME DAMNED "TAT" SOUND IN EVERY SONG !!!!

And every song every other word is "bitch, slut, hoe, ass, sex, or nut" and not to forget "weed, crack, joint, doobie, etc etc)

WomanOfHeart · 15th July 2003, 01:52

Doesn't that describe most rap "music?"

zootm · 15th July 2003, 01:58

anything by shania twain.

Pixelcraft · 15th July 2003, 03:33

That one 80's song - "I'm so excited"

I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATE THAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S. PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL BACK THEN. THE ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY STUPID. I DO NOT LIKE THE 80'S.

Mattress · 15th July 2003, 03:57

Whoa dude, calm down.

Nimelennar · 15th July 2003, 04:00

anything which mentions the parent record company in the song
*Cough* Ashanti */Cough*

ShyShy · 15th July 2003, 04:07

Right Said Fred: I'm too Sexy

god... that song is just guranteed to set me off... hate that fucking song, they deserve to burn in hell for making money off that song.

Pixelcraft · 15th July 2003, 04:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
Whoa dude, calm down.

lol

I dislike the music from the era of the 1980's. Is that better?

Mattress · 15th July 2003, 04:39

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
Right Said Fred: I'm too Sexy

god... that song is just guranteed to set me off... hate that fucking song, they deserve to burn in hell for making money off that song.

The thing about Right Said Fred is that all of the other songs on that album were pretty decent love songs, I think I'm Too Sexy was probably a joke to them.

ShyShy · 15th July 2003, 04:42

ok, i'll give you that much, but i never heard any of their other songs off that album, all i heard was that one. bah.

Cylob · 15th July 2003, 05:26

I'm Too Sexy! Must acquire that, a contemporary classic. No music collection would be complete without it.

Mr_007 · 15th July 2003, 08:15

Yes is correct!

Cylob · 15th July 2003, 10:44

You have good taste Mr_007.

Mr Jones · 15th July 2003, 11:09

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
Ricky Martin: Shake Your BonBon

hell, even the title is retarded... the guy's music is an insult to the latin music community.

I mentioned in some other thread that since my G/F moved in with me, my CD collection had doubled in size.....

Anyhow, while chilling out last night, picking random discs to listen to , I spotted Shake your Bonbon among her CD singles, I knew she was a RM fan, but had to give this a spin, seeing as it came so highly recommended....

OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!!!

Eviction proceedings have started this morning heh

j/k

Lucos · 15th July 2003, 13:24

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
and anything by the following...

Busted, Gareth Gates and any other Pop Idol Contestants,BLAZIN' SQUAD!!!, and numerous other pop shit acts and "novelty tracks" cramming our charts with drivel.

ryan · 16th July 2003, 01:55

Whoever the fuck sings that "Get Low" song... jesus fucking christ.. it's been done 4000000 times and the first was lame enough.

Cylob · 16th July 2003, 05:38

The charts are filled with lame covers of lame songs. It's like bad karaoke.

But I hear primary-age girls like it (and their mums). It's a shame they have access to money.

Mattress · 16th July 2003, 12:12

It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.) Those bands shouldn't even get signed IMO. First you should have to make quality original music before you're allowed to cover other people's original music and release it.

ryan · 16th July 2003, 13:48

Quote:

Originally posted by WomanOfHeart
Doesn't that describe most rap "music?"

Try out some Jurassic 5

Cylob · 17th July 2003, 11:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.)

That pisses me off no end (the lazy sods)!! Also, I hate it when a cover sounds rather like the original - I mean why not just re-release the original and save a bit of money while you're at it.

I do like covers that are played in a completely different style. You could say (accurately) it's a brand new song. Example - Tainted Love.

Merlin · 17th July 2003, 14:25

Any version of Unchained Melody, by anyone.

Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.

Everything so far released by Popstars/Idol contestants, all Spice Girls records and anything they've released on their own, that ridiculous Ketchup song, that ridiculous Fast Food song, the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men", and the following football chants;
Boing Boing Baggies (sod off!)
Ooh! Aah! Cantona!
He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Brian McClair, Brian McClair!
Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super Leeds United! (wow, that took some thinking didn't it. And Leeds are not super. They're not even alright.)

oh yeah, and Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. It's a terrible record, it really is.

Cylob · 17th July 2003, 14:30

I liked Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. Cheers Merlin. Another track for the to-do list.

ryan · 17th July 2003, 15:46

Good Charlotte... I'll leave it at that.

Shenlong · 17th July 2003, 16:50

Quote:

Originally posted by idiot
Good Charlotte... I'll leave it at that.

Heh...I was at Pacsun once, and one of the workers cranked up the sound on Jurassic 5 - What's Golden while it was on. When the next song Good Charlotte - The Anthem came on, all the workers started to boo...

ryan · 18th July 2003, 04:15

zootm · 18th July 2003, 16:03

"crawling" by linkin park really annoys me.

ShyShy · 18th July 2003, 17:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Merlin

Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.

ryan · 18th July 2003, 20:04

Any song that talks about smoking\toking any of the following "a join" "a doobie" "a blunt" "A bowl" etc etc... That covers 80% of most hip hop now-a-days.

zootm · 18th July 2003, 20:08

you're thinking of cypress hill. most hip-hop these days is about shooting people, and slapping bitches.

13th July 2003, 20:51	#1
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	The crappiest songs of all time! I have two I'll add right now Sean Paul - Get Busy Number 1. This song is probably the height of mainstream musics crappiness. I mean I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard the first time I heard it. A blind monkey with brain damage could write a song better than this. On a scale of -100 to 0 I give it a -1000 Number 2. Chingy - Right Thurr This song sucks just equally as bad as the first. So no need to waste energy typing a bad review. On the crapometer it gets a -1000 ---- Post your crappiest songs of all time

13th July 2003, 20:56	#2
Zylot Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Pa, US(of)A Posts: 804	Rachael Whateverthehell: Not the girl Nothing sucks more then crappy music being shoved down your throats day afetr day by the theatres you goto to watch your movies. no generic crappy rock band deserves all that attention just cause a girl is singing. ------------- What do you wish for? --Instrumentality

14th July 2003, 01:02	#3
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Yep, I know the feeling... Haven't these assholes sung about hot women or 'bitches' enough? Or money? Or about being black? Or sweaty sex? I'm so sick of hearing it, singing about how they're so rich and hiring whores in their Bentleys. Come up with some new subject matter please. And for fuck's sake, pick a language and sing in it. Jeez... What the fuck is that? Not English, that's for sure. Idiot's right, baboons with brain hemorrhages could write better songs. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

14th July 2003, 01:52	#5
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR 'whatever' HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... Yeah that's really gay.. 6 different words in that song. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

14th July 2003, 04:21	#6
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes." What are we in the 3rd grade here? Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

14th July 2003, 01:13	#4
papadoc Comfortably Numb (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,619	I know this is gonna sound stupid, but to me the crappiest song of all time is The Birthday Song. You know...the one they sing at your birthday? For some reason I've always hated that song.

14th July 2003, 06:13	#7
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Ricky Martin: Shake Your BonBon hell, even the title is retarded... the guy's music is an insult to the latin music community.

14th July 2003, 09:14	#8
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	ShyShy, I could've sworn you had a Ricky Martin track on the go. I agree though, it's latino for idiots. I also detest: All artists who write only love songs. All artists who don't write their own music or lyrics. All artists who write only formula music (ie; nu metal). That's about 80% of all music. Thankfully, there are 1,000s of original artists in the other 20%. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

14th July 2003, 09:42	#9
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	Anyone who has been here for at least a year knows which particular songs I have grown to intensely loathe over the years, over all the other drivel. I must agree with papadoc about the Birthday song- it has a sort of demonic monotony to it.

14th July 2003, 18:31	#10
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	totally agree with idiot's second pick... issaw that video and thught to myself that he's actually going to make money off that shit. Cylob, i posted that freak's name in band name game, happened to see him on tv at the time.

14th July 2003, 19:34	#11
WomanOfHeart Major Dudette Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head. Posts: 978	Lucinda Williams - "Righteously" This woman sounds like a fucking hick trying to sing rock music. I've never heard anything quite so horrible in my life! If her twang is intentional, she should be shot for thinking it sounds good. If it's natural, she should give up singing all together. Either way, it's crap, and whoever thought she had talent is a moron.

14th July 2003, 23:07	#12
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Any song by 36 Mafia or any of it's affiliates.. Project Pat...etc... THEY USE THE SAME DAMNED "TAT" SOUND IN EVERY SONG !!!! And every song every other word is "bitch, slut, hoe, ass, sex, or nut" and not to forget "weed, crack, joint, doobie, etc etc)

15th July 2003, 01:52	#13
WomanOfHeart Major Dudette Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head. Posts: 978	Doesn't that describe most rap "music?"

15th July 2003, 01:58	#14
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	anything by shania twain.

15th July 2003, 03:33	#15
Pixelcraft Wildly Confused (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,204	That one 80's song - "I'm so excited" I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATE THAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S. PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL BACK THEN. THE ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY STUPID. I DO NOT LIKE THE 80'S. "It's like saying give a man a Les Paul guitar and he becomes Eric Clapton, and of course that's not true, give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer and he doesn't become...whoever; he doesn't become us." - Roger Waters

15th July 2003, 03:57	#16
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	Whoa dude, calm down. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

15th July 2003, 04:00	#17
Nimelennar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 841	anything which mentions the parent record company in the song Cough Ashanti /Cough The world is made of conflicts: good and evil, order and chaos, light and dark, hot and cold. All are essential to life. None can prevail for any length of time, or life will fail. In the end, the best any can hope for is balance.

15th July 2003, 04:07	#18
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Right Said Fred: I'm too Sexy god... that song is just guranteed to set me off... hate that fucking song, they deserve to burn in hell for making money off that song.

15th July 2003, 04:42	#21
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	ok, i'll give you that much, but i never heard any of their other songs off that album, all i heard was that one. bah.

15th July 2003, 05:26	#22
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	I'm Too Sexy! Must acquire that, a contemporary classic. No music collection would be complete without it. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

15th July 2003, 08:15	#23
Mr_007 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,838	Yes is correct!

15th July 2003, 10:44	#24
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	You have good taste Mr_007. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

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Lucos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: A galaxy far far away. Posts: 186	Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song and anything by the following... Busted, Gareth Gates and any other Pop Idol Contestants,BLAZIN' SQUAD!!!, and numerous other pop shit acts and "novelty tracks" cramming our charts with drivel.

16th July 2003, 01:55	#27
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Whoever the fuck sings that "Get Low" song... jesus fucking christ.. it's been done 4000000 times and the first was lame enough.

16th July 2003, 05:38	#28
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	The charts are filled with lame covers of lame songs. It's like bad karaoke. But I hear primary-age girls like it (and their mums). It's a shame they have access to money. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

16th July 2003, 12:12	#29
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.) Those bands shouldn't even get signed IMO. First you should have to make quality original music before you're allowed to cover other people's original music and release it. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

17th July 2003, 14:25	#32
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	Any version of Unchained Melody, by anyone. Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine. Everything so far released by Popstars/Idol contestants, all Spice Girls records and anything they've released on their own, that ridiculous Ketchup song, that ridiculous Fast Food song, the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men", and the following football chants; Boing Boing Baggies (sod off!) Ooh! Aah! Cantona! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Brian McClair, Brian McClair! Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super Leeds United! (wow, that took some thinking didn't it. And Leeds are not super. They're not even alright.) oh yeah, and Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. It's a terrible record, it really is. as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

17th July 2003, 14:30	#33
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	I liked Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. Cheers Merlin. Another track for the to-do list. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

17th July 2003, 15:46	#34
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Good Charlotte... I'll leave it at that.

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ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813

18th July 2003, 16:03	#37
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	"crawling" by linkin park really annoys me.

18th July 2003, 20:04	#39
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Any song that talks about smoking\toking any of the following "a join" "a doobie" "a blunt" "A bowl" etc etc... That covers 80% of most hip hop now-a-days.

18th July 2003, 20:08	#40
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	you're thinking of cypress hill. most hip-hop these days is about shooting people, and slapping bitches.

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