Body Washing

d0rk · 29th August 2003, 02:41

I thought about this while in the shower this morning. What do you wash first and why?

Me, I wash my arms first...why, no specific reason, just because I grab the soap and reach across. What about everyone else?

DragonSon · 29th August 2003, 02:45

Wow, you are REALLY stretching for something to post aren't you dork?

ryan · 29th August 2003, 02:46

I wash my hair first usually

eleet-2k2 · 29th August 2003, 02:47

Hair first. If I'm dirty from work though I'll wash my body first.

Viper007Bond · 29th August 2003, 02:50

Private Region 'cause I'd of just gotten done doin' stuff, then I wash my hands and then my hair, etc.

d0rk · 29th August 2003, 03:03

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonSon
Wow, you are REALLY stretching for something to post aren't you dork?

Actually, im not. It just crossed my mind and I was curious.

WomanOfHeart · 29th August 2003, 03:05

My hair gets washed first. Start at the top and work your way down. Damn, I sound like an EMT doing an initial assessment. Wait...I used to be EMT!

godoncrack · 29th August 2003, 03:58

You didn't list hands so i went for second arms
then legs,feet,dick,ass,hair
since we are all being open

SSJ4 Gogitta · 29th August 2003, 04:18

Hair first. then rince hair last.

That way, by the time i'm done washing everything else, the shampoo has had enough time to do it's job.

Raz · 29th August 2003, 04:22

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for topics now aren't we.

Feet, work from the bottom up. No specific reason, because it doesn't matter.

caitcid · 29th August 2003, 06:02

I go first from head to toe. x)

laz · 29th August 2003, 06:30

hair, its quick and easy, and done first, then the rest of the body, then face, for no real reason.

steak · 29th August 2003, 06:37

I just get into the shower and without thinking I grab the soap. So I wash my pecs

Then comes the hair, on the top, and then the rest of the body comes in some kind of random order, but I pay special attention to under arm area, it can get very smelly there

whiteflip · 29th August 2003, 09:37

Stomach/abdomen, Arms, Legs, Ass, Face, Hair.

Perhaps I should switch the order of Ass and Face now that I think of it...

EnDurA · 29th August 2003, 09:50

arms, no perticualer reason, usallt work down from there

Mr_007 · 31st August 2003, 11:59

My first wash hairs!

Artan · 31st August 2003, 14:42

My first wash hairs!

Raz · 31st August 2003, 14:57

Artan, shut up. Mr_007 is just learning to speak english, you are just an ass.

Artan · 31st August 2003, 15:01

raz you hurt my feelings

im trying to learn as well, me and 007 from same country!

steak · 31st August 2003, 15:21

artan, you are so much better than 007, you posts make so much more sense. I am glad you are here, after all you are from iran/japan/us right?

Artan · 31st August 2003, 15:23

thanks!!

I agree! spain is native country

steak · 31st August 2003, 15:27

Spain now aswell? Really? Well that's just wonderfull.

Germ · 31st August 2003, 15:27

Werd

steak · 31st August 2003, 15:44

Germ I must say that I find you unwarranted attack on my very personal friend Artan highly offensive and demoralising. I mean today I came home after a long day fucking your crack-whore-child-support-stealing-slut-of-an-ex-wife and I see that filthy disgusting post you just made above with all those naughty boo-boo words.

It just makes me want to cry. I am two steps away from reporting your post to a moderator.

Germ · 31st August 2003, 15:47

Traitor.

steak · 31st August 2003, 15:51

Germ, I understand that you and I have our history but I feel that you calling me a traitor was un-called for. I have not betrayed you in anyway whatsoever, I am only speaking up for those who can’t speak so good for them selves. You know I trust you deeply and would never do anything to betray you. Oh and by the way, Sarah says hi, she’s snorting crack of my testicles as we speak.

Germ · 31st August 2003, 16:05

A very disturbing image is now etched in my mind that will not leave unless I assassinate myself with a bazooka.

deathazre · 31st August 2003, 19:21

could you try to take out most of the RIAA while you're at it, Germ?

arms or chest, depending on mood.

s1138 · 31st August 2003, 19:25

isnt soap wonderful? you can rub it all over your ass, yet it is still clean to wash your face with...

Avion · 31st August 2003, 19:39

Quote:

Originally posted by s1138
isnt soap wonderful? you can rub it all over your ass, yet it is still clean to wash your face with...

Fuck that's hilarious

I wash my hair first then rinse, then face then rinse,
then armpits and private area then rinse, then the rest of the body.

Mrs_Mia_Wallace · 31st August 2003, 19:41

I have once had a list where you could look up the body part you wash first and get a small personality profile from it

It's a weird question but I'll answer it anyway because I'm fairly bored...I wash my face first simply because I use a different soap for it than for my body and I don't want the body soap get all in my eyes. (it's not one of the options below so I voted others)

Mia

ShyShy · 31st August 2003, 22:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs_Mia_Wallace
It's a weird question but I'll answer it anyway because I'm fairly bored...

Shampoo hair, rinse
Soap body, rinse
Condition hair, leave on while shaving, then rinse

Xerxes · 31st August 2003, 22:50

If it we were living in the 70's this topic would highly deserve a "gong" from the entire celebrity panel.

jakeledel · 31st August 2003, 22:54

hair. does anybody else wash hair twice?

baafie · 1st September 2003, 00:45

Twice at least.

Rehpot · 1st September 2003, 09:54

I wash chest first. Why? Because my chest is hairy, and if i wash it first it gets all the suds goin, so i can spread it around more easily. Fun ^^

Coman · 1st September 2003, 16:19

I wash my head twice plus I put on a conditioner for a couple of minutes.

Ghoti · 1st September 2003, 23:45

First, my left nut.

whiteflip · 2nd September 2003, 08:04

Female washing habbits. Weird but intreging.

View Poll Results: What do you wash first
Chest	7	21.88%
Hair (on top of head)	16	50.00%
Arms	6	18.75%
Legs	0	0%
Private Region	1	3.13%
Buttox	1	3.13%
Back	0	0%
Other...List below	1	3.13%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

29th August 2003, 02:41	#1
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Body Washing I thought about this while in the shower this morning. What do you wash first and why? Me, I wash my arms first...why, no specific reason, just because I grab the soap and reach across. What about everyone else? I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

29th August 2003, 02:45	#2
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Wow, you are REALLY stretching for something to post aren't you dork? Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

29th August 2003, 02:47	#4
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	Hair first. If I'm dirty from work though I'll wash my body first. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

29th August 2003, 02:50	#5
Viper007Bond Major Dude Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Life: None Posts: 1,054	Private Region 'cause I'd of just gotten done doin' stuff, then I wash my hands and then my hair, etc. - Viper007Bond \| Viper007Bond.com

29th August 2003, 02:46	#3
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	I wash my hair first usually

29th August 2003, 03:05	#7
WomanOfHeart Major Dudette Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head. Posts: 978	My hair gets washed first. Start at the top and work your way down. Damn, I sound like an EMT doing an initial assessment. Wait...I used to be EMT!

29th August 2003, 03:58	#8
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	You didn't list hands so i went for second arms then legs,feet,dick,ass,hair since we are all being open sin is human

29th August 2003, 04:18	#9
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	Hair first. then rince hair last. That way, by the time i'm done washing everything else, the shampoo has had enough time to do it's job.

29th August 2003, 04:22	#10
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for topics now aren't we. Feet, work from the bottom up. No specific reason, because it doesn't matter.

29th August 2003, 06:02	#11
caitcid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: where!!?!?? Posts: 195	I go first from head to toe. x)

29th August 2003, 06:30	#12
laz Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: the internet Posts: 1,089	hair, its quick and easy, and done first, then the rest of the body, then face, for no real reason.

29th August 2003, 06:37	#13
steak Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Zooropa Posts: 820	I just get into the shower and without thinking I grab the soap. So I wash my pecs Then comes the hair, on the top, and then the rest of the body comes in some kind of random order, but I pay special attention to under arm area, it can get very smelly there

29th August 2003, 09:37	#14
whiteflip Post Master General (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Seattle, Now Las Vegas Posts: 6,032	Stomach/abdomen, Arms, Legs, Ass, Face, Hair. Perhaps I should switch the order of Ass and Face now that I think of it... I'm Back?

29th August 2003, 09:50	#15
EnDurA Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: East Coast of Aus Posts: 1,467	arms, no perticualer reason, usallt work down from there

31st August 2003, 11:59	#16
Mr_007 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,838	My first wash hairs!

31st August 2003, 14:42	#17
Artan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 47	My first wash hairs!

31st August 2003, 14:57	#18
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Artan, shut up. Mr_007 is just learning to speak english, you are just an ass.

31st August 2003, 15:01	#19
Artan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 47	raz you hurt my feelings im trying to learn as well, me and 007 from same country!

31st August 2003, 15:21	#20
steak Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Zooropa Posts: 820	artan, you are so much better than 007, you posts make so much more sense. I am glad you are here, after all you are from iran/japan/us right?

31st August 2003, 15:23	#21
Artan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 47	thanks!! I agree! spain is native country

31st August 2003, 15:27	#22
steak Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Zooropa Posts: 820	Spain now aswell? Really? Well that's just wonderfull.

31st August 2003, 15:27	#23
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	Werd

31st August 2003, 15:44	#24
steak Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Zooropa Posts: 820	Germ I must say that I find you unwarranted attack on my very personal friend Artan highly offensive and demoralising. I mean today I came home after a long day fucking your crack-whore-child-support-stealing-slut-of-an-ex-wife and I see that filthy disgusting post you just made above with all those naughty boo-boo words. It just makes me want to cry. I am two steps away from reporting your post to a moderator.

31st August 2003, 15:47	#25
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	Traitor.

31st August 2003, 15:51	#26
steak Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Zooropa Posts: 820	Germ, I understand that you and I have our history but I feel that you calling me a traitor was un-called for. I have not betrayed you in anyway whatsoever, I am only speaking up for those who can’t speak so good for them selves. You know I trust you deeply and would never do anything to betray you. Oh and by the way, Sarah says hi, she’s snorting crack of my testicles as we speak.

31st August 2003, 16:05	#27
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	A very disturbing image is now etched in my mind that will not leave unless I assassinate myself with a bazooka.

31st August 2003, 19:21	#28
deathazre Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: behind the wheel of a Cat service truck Posts: 1,847	could you try to take out most of the RIAA while you're at it, Germ? arms or chest, depending on mood.

31st August 2003, 19:25	#29
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	isnt soap wonderful? you can rub it all over your ass, yet it is still clean to wash your face with...

31st August 2003, 19:41	#31
Mrs_Mia_Wallace has a crush on Bilbo (Forum Queen) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: The starting points at a racetrack. Posts: 3,060	I have once had a list where you could look up the body part you wash first and get a small personality profile from it It's a weird question but I'll answer it anyway because I'm fairly bored...I wash my face first simply because I use a different soap for it than for my body and I don't want the body soap get all in my eyes. (it's not one of the options below so I voted others) Mia

31st August 2003, 22:50	#33
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	If it we were living in the 70's this topic would highly deserve a "gong" from the entire celebrity panel.

31st August 2003, 22:54	#34
jakeledel Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Ohio State University Posts: 439	hair. does anybody else wash hair twice?

1st September 2003, 00:45	#35
baafie feminazi (Major Dude) Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,767	Twice at least.

1st September 2003, 09:54	#36
Rehpot Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dont know :( Posts: 138	I wash chest first. Why? Because my chest is hairy, and if i wash it first it gets all the suds goin, so i can spread it around more easily. Fun ^^

1st September 2003, 16:19	#37
Coman Punk (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 4.5th dimension . . Posts: infinitely few Posts: 2,799	I wash my head twice plus I put on a conditioner for a couple of minutes. "Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"