Old 23rd September 2003, 20:16   #1
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Masturbation

At what age did you start masturbating? How did you find out about it? Are you still doing it? How often? Did you ever get caught while doing it?

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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:26   #2
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about 11, wasn't caught, read how to in "teenage bible of sex" I got from Central Library Plymouth.

Didn't cum at that age, but twas an interesting feeling (:
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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:32   #3
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Another masturbation thread?

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Can't remember and don't care. Anyone who says they don't is a liar or very repressed. Whenever i feel like it/none of your business. Never been caught.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:34   #4
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OMG! I left for a days... and now you can talk freely about this topics.....
Anyway: I start at 12, I'm not doing it anymore because I have a couple (girl, ok?)... and I never been caught...


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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:39   #5
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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:46   #6
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12 too, I think...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:48   #7
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so if you have a bf/gf is that a reason to stop?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:48   #8
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a better word for it is onanism

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:49   #9
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12 or 13, don't remember, read about it, I've never been caught and since I have a boyfriend, I don't do it that often anymore (usually he's present when I still do it )

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:53   #10
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12, I think. Never been caught.

/edit about once a night.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:57   #11
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12 or 13, don't remember, read about it, I've never been caught and since I have a boyfriend, I don't do it that often anymore (usually he's present when I still do it )
Stop! I almost had a dirty thought....

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Old 23rd September 2003, 20:59   #12
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12?
Can't remember
Yup
Often enough to prevent me from jumping on poor unsuspecting males
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:04   #13
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I don't think they would complain though.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:07   #14
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:21   #15
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early. and why the hell would you need someone to tell you how?!

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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:24   #16
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I never have.

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Anyone who says they don't is a liar or very repressed.
And I'm not a liar. Repressed? Maybe... But not a liar.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:37   #17
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I start at 12, now im 99 and keep doing it.
Mom get ver angru with me about that

But one of my girlfriends was very happy if we both masturbate eachother

Im happy doing it

*dont believe me*
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what's haooy and hhaoy?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:40   #19
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what's haooy and hhaoy?
I tell you if you tell me how is the lady on you avatar
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:44   #20
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I tell you if you tell me how is the lady on you avatar
im fine thanks.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:59   #22
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I was deprived for many years it seems. I think I was like 16 (I think I hit puberty late) when I finally got the pipes working.

Never been caught, but I think my parents are aware of it.

It's every few days at this point, never more often then daily.

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I'd say I started sometime around 11 How did I find out? I think it came natural. Still doing it, once about every two days. Normally when it's both me and my girlfriend on the phone. Unfortunately she lives like 700 miles away. Almost gotten caught a few times. My uncle walked in my room and found an open porn sitting on my bed, walked over to my bed, sat down, and started looking through the pages. I forgot to put it up, and I was just sitting at my computer. I was like, "Oh $&#@"


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Old 23rd September 2003, 22:56   #24
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Man, I was so young I couldn't even remember! I never got caught, but I know 2 friends who did.
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Old 23rd September 2003, 23:16   #25
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12 or so... I still do it. usually around once a week sometimes more, sometimes less, it really depends on how busy I am.

Yes I was caught once....
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>_< Good lord, I feel INCREDIBLY dirty...

4, I discovered it while cleaning myself in the bath (SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU) but I didn't really know at that age it was sexual... I knew about sex, but not about the orgasm... I just sorta thought it was a feeling that... well, felt good.
Yes, I've been caught once, it was the most embarassing thing I've ever gone through. I sometimes have nightmares about getting caught or being confronted about it.
About once a night.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 23:52   #27
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I think I was 13 when I started doing it correctly.
I can remember doing some form of it when I was 5. Im still doing it. Every day, all the time. I've almost been caught several times; im sure my parents know, but so far i've not been caught. I would FUCKING DIE if one of them caught me.

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http://www.allaboutsex.org/IGotCaugh...y.cfm?A_Z=DESC

kinda funny, but some stories are
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About 10 or 11 or so. Never got caught, thank god, although I have had to stop early because of people getting a bit too close to my room for comfort - ow the pain.
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have no clue when I started, later then most. I have never been caught, but I think the 'rents know... maybe not, I hope not, they better not know.
During the summer, it was at least once a day. Now, I cant do it so often, like 2 times a week now.
nothing wrong with feeling dirty. Its natural!
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http://www.allaboutsex.org/IGotCaugh...y.cfm?A_Z=DESC

kinda funny, but some stories are
now that's a one sexy and hilarious page

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 24th September 2003, 02:23   #32
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Around 13, I suppose. Can't remember how I found out about it. Not lately (I have a fiance, if you don't know). No I did not.
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i think around 12....

for more info...see the "s1138 is a chronic masturbator" thread

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I honestly don't remember exactly when...sometime around the 11ish 12ish time frame. And of course I still do it...what kind of question is that? How often...that actually isn't that constant oddly enough. I suppose I would stop if I were involved...I mean why would I need to?

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12. I didnt know what I was doing, only that it felt good.

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hmm...mastication or masturbation, which is more essential for survival?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 24th September 2003, 17:03   #37
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I was 11 years old when I tried it.... My mom told me all about it during the "TALK". I was cought by my mom while I was doing it in bed

I was a 4 time a day kinda guy untill I got married and droped it down to 2.....3 if my wife assistes me
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