Chev's Bad Day From Hell

[ElChevelle]

OK, as none of you probably know, I am a human being who has a real life with a real life.
Unfortunately, a tumultuos time has risen in my existence.
As none of you propably know, I manage a ski resort's bar and restaurant. A good gig when you can get it. Beings that we are far from town and I know the daily operations as well as maintenance, front desk, housekeeping and security, I've been given accomadations on site in the form of a cozy cabin outback.
In any case, I was informed today that with the hiring of a new hotel manager, I was to move to make way for her to live here in my place.
Just got back from the bar and am hardly of postibility but wanted to vent.
Bottom line: Chev got fucked.
Result: Tomorrow, I'll more than likely submit my 2 weeks notice, as it's not cost effective to drive the 20 miles to work everyday from the civilized world.
Please, someone consule me.

[ShyShy]

Ummm, cleavage?


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Well, that's fucked up. There's nothing else the resort could bunk you in?

[Namelessv1]

baseball bat + something not living = somewhat healthy stress relief

[s1138]

that sucks chev. so they dont have anywhere else you can crash?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Why the hell couldn't they just put her in a damn hotel room? She's the new hotel manager, isn't she? I'm sure she'd feel right at home. Ya know, that sounds like some bullshit that the buttfucks where I work would do, given the situation.

Btw, I have lots of juvenile suggestions if you want them... but something tells me that they wouldn't be a good idea.

[DragonSon]

Damn that sucks Chev....maybe a good porn movie will settle your nerves?

[hgnis]

hmm I can't give any good advice here, but could you like uh send me some coupons for a free stay or something before you leave?








(I'm sure with your experience you should have no prob finding another gig soon chev. Good luck.)

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Well, that's fucked up. There's nothing else the resort could bunk you in?

The cabin from hell.
Ever seen Evil Dead?

[dlinkwit27]

hide meat someone where she will have a hard time finding it. the smell in a few weeks will be revenge enough also, if there are any lil' health hazards that you keep secret, inform the health department that they may want to check the place out.

[hgnis]

hmm since you are managing the place still you could theoretically give yourself a room there and have it classed as a "store room" or something?

[psyfive]

damn man, that sucks.

I'd go with the hiding meat idea, prefferably raw chicken in the heating ducts.

well if all else fails, DPS is hiring paras. heh.

[Bazman63]

Take one sheet of paper, fill it with the words, "All work and no play, makes Chev a dull boy", make 500 copies, leave under a copy of "The Shining" with a note on top saying, "Don't read my manuscript, I'm comming back for it tonight".

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
The cabin from hell.
Ever seen Evil Dead?

Something will work out. Karma owes you one. Real sorry to hear about this hon'. Been there and it's not basket of joy, but something better always turns up

[Daxie]

or maybe you could live in together in harmony??? how does that sound chev???

[horse-fly]

maybe see if there is a dumpster out back, either you can sleep there, OR kill the new manager and dump her body in there... it isn't a good idea to do both

[cmountford]

Sorry for your loss, Chev
I understand your need to vent, and although I've never been in anywhere near as difficult a situation as you're going through, I find it very helpful to vent VERY vocally when stuff is just upsetting me.

Perhaps a rant in the rap battles thread would cheer you up? Well, maybe not but I thought I'd offer. It helps me sometimes just to let loose, but that's me.

*cheers* (to Chev)

[horse-fly]

how about crossdressing, that is always fun

[Timzone8]

...Here's me thinking you scored, until i scrolled down

[Cognition]

Make a tape of just that part of The Ring that you see on the video they have, and leave the unmarked tape in the cabin.

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by Bazman63
Take one sheet of paper, fill it with the words, "All work and no play, makes Chev a dull boy", make 500 copies, leave under a copy of "The Shining" with a note on top saying, "Don't read my manuscript, I'm comming back for it tonight".

I like this one so far and anything sarge might have on his mind!
The bastards!!! Sorry Chev!
Fuck'em!

[ElChevelle]

Holy vengeful bastards, you guys are funnnnnnnnny!
OK, where to start after having just enough sleep to put me at the beginning of a nice little hangover.
I sit here putting together a nice properly worded two weeks notice and have the priviledge having more hotel keys than the maintenance sup. Ahh, the evil that men can do....hehehehe
As far as sleeping in the dumpster:
It smells like monkey dung and is a compactor which may "cramp" my style.
The Ring tape:
EXCELLENT idea! But make 100 copies. One for each room
What good is revenge when it can't be shared by many.
Various meat products in the ventilation:
My brother once put that linden*something something* cheese on the exhaust pipe of a forklift where he worked. They shut the plant down for a couple days to let it air out. Another good one is a trout in the back of a filing cabinet. It wouldn't take much to have the place shutdown for firecode violations.
The Shining:
THAT would be truly classic. This place is very similar to that hotel. We even have a ghost on the fifth floor.
Good porn movie:
That's habit anyway
The storeroom:
I already converted a file room into my office. It's very cozy and little known. Makes a great shagging room, just need a partner.
Live in harmony?:
I'm not a hippy
Crossdressing?:
Thongs rub me the wrong way.
Rap battle:
Maybe later, my head hurts too much for anything rappish.

[NJK]

if she's a bitch you can always use "the back yard" option you mentioned a lot.

[Germ]

20 miles is too far to drive to work? Hardly.

[ElChevelle]

We're on top of a particularly nasty mountain pass.

[missyob]

Hey Chev,

I am really concerned for you honey. Does your son still live with you? If he does,
then there has to be some kind of way to get around it legally. They cant throw a child out on the street.

Big Hugs and kisses,

I am sorry you are having a shitty time.

~ Missy

[ElChevelle]

I put him in a much better school that's closer to my folks' house about an hour from here. He stays there 4 days a week for school then here on the weekends where the party is at
I ran into some friends last night who have a house in town for rent. All's good

[missyob]

It is good to hear honey. I was concerned about you. I am glad your son is doing well, I know how much he means to you. Maybe a carreer change is what you need. Sometimes God works in funny ways and we dont understand it.

Love you hon,

Missy

[. - .... .- -. ....]

log cabins burn, don't they?

[will]

Anything burns given enough gasoline.

[randman]

Let's pool our resources and go on a three year drunken road trip. Lots of natures' beauty and truck stop cuties. And drunken brawls in biker bars. Good times. Meet ya in Wichita.

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by randman
Let's pool our resources and go on a three year drunken road trip. Lots of natures' beauty and truck stop cuties. And drunken brawls in biker bars. Good times. Meet ya in Wichita.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! oh..can I come, too? (no don't pun that)
I'll be good..you'll hardly know I'm there!

[randman]

Originally posted by Widdykats
I'll be good..you'll hardly know I'm there!

[lil' devil]I'd prefer you'd be bad so I'll know you're there. [/lil' devil]

[Vie]

Wait untill she arives and hit on her, unless it backfires you'll get either her or you out in a week.

[cmountford]

fire is my specialty. Currently my most potent (controllable & safe) mixture is a drop to the foot of flame. Most I would recomment would be 10-20 drops or you'll probably blow yourself to ...

Also, don't store more than 50 drops worth in a container and store them separate places. I'd rather not give out the recipe unless it's in safe hands (hardly given it will be used...but you know what I mean)

[cmountford]

well, actually I don't exactly have the recipe, but given a few hours I could probably re-create it. It was sort of a freak accident, but I have a hunch for the critical ingredients

The drops I mentioned are sort of enhancers, but they require a can full of oil (motor oil from cars works fine; I'd like to try diesel sometime) & either TP or paper towels rolled up in the can

Sealant epoxy produces a decent flame; so does superglue, hair products (with alcohol in them; hair gel is good for mixing other flammable stuff in, but you'll need a glue thinner (a lot of it) to thin down the mixture when you're ready to use it. Gel is more safe). Oh, and a little water in the mixture really makes the oil fire flare up...but be VERY careful.

Hey, if anybody tries this, DON'T SUE ME; I am in no way suggesting that anybody do this or giving any indication that it's legal. This is just me babbling about random stuff, the moment you act upon what is written, it becomes your responsibility.

[ElChevelle]

Well............just finished a 16 hour day and must say that after a whopping 7 hour meeting with the new GM, all looks reasonably good.
I submitted my half finished 2 weeks notice(1 week notice?) but was cut short by the owner's wife who appeared surprisingly to ask me to reconsider.
The owner is planning on buying a nearby CONDO where I would be placed for free
The owner made the 3 hour trip up to the lodge and notified me that within a couple of days I should be well placed and that I should be satisfied with the new digs.
Man, unbelievable day.

[ShyShy]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! See, told you so!

[ElChevelle]

I'm blown away but really beat.
Start the day on little sleep and massive hangover, have productive meetings, then hang in MY bar and shmooze with the owner.
Niceeeeeee!
I think the owner's wife AND the GM want me
I'm too sexy for my job, too sexy for my job........cause I throb.

[cmountford]

I'm happy that everything worked out for you, Chev.

[cmountford]

Hey, Chev...I believe your rhymes belong in rap battles thread. Nice...perhaps you wanted it to rhyme, but it's still cool.

You sure you don't want my incredible fire recipe?