One for widdy...

will · 19th January 2004, 22:54

Got sent this via email

My sister-in law (not mine, but someone elses) is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats, and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. A line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one cat's fur got all tangled up during the move. So she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price, as it was twice as much as it was down south.

She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was, and he said "yes, I know what a lion cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION, not LINE -- and this is how her cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS).

She cried for a week. . .but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the poor cat needed all the fur it had.

Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50.
Cat car carrier: $32.99.
Grooming fee: $80.00.
Getting the "look" from one seriously upset cat: Priceless!

will · 19th January 2004, 22:55

and the other picture...

iomegajaz · 19th January 2004, 23:11

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

s1138 · 19th January 2004, 23:25

poor kitty..

still..funny as hell

Wildrose-Wally · 19th January 2004, 23:42

Make him stop, I can't stop laughing.

bored154 · 19th January 2004, 23:57

its not a real cat....... wait is it!?

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 20th January 2004, 00:28

That poor cat.

k_rock923 · 20th January 2004, 00:35

theres way too many pictures like this around. why can't people just leave cats alone?

Smeggle · 20th January 2004, 00:42

If some idiot did that to my cat

what do folk want to do shit like that to animals for anyway? Foops sake they can clean and sort them selves out..
I have never yet to see a cat with any need for that kind of treatment.
I reckon all you should really have to do is clip a dogs claws every now and then as they don't get the same ware as a house pet than in the wild.
That stuff just makes me boil....

feed your animal well, give it plenty of walks and freedom, play stick with it etc and thats all you need to do...

I see those idiots sometimes on progs. about hollywood ..I ever get the chance to meet one of those morons that go colouring there dog bloody pink or blue I will seriously give them a slap up side of the head

Sorry I just see as akin to the worst form of animal abuse ...

~

Namelessv1 · 20th January 2004, 00:58

Quote:

Originally posted by will
and the other picture...

holy crap...looks like it's about to tear someone a new one...

iomegajaz · 20th January 2004, 01:50

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hehe

LOL

grumpyBB · 20th January 2004, 03:31

should have just dipped him in Nair.

DragonSon · 20th January 2004, 03:34

Quote:

Originally posted by will
and the other picture...

I still laugh my ass off no matter how many times I see that pic.

Cognition · 20th January 2004, 04:10

lol. It's funny but, oh, poor cat.

White Raven · 20th January 2004, 06:01

Oh MAN... 3 beers and 3 tequila shots... Ugggghhhh I feel like HELL TODAY...

Widdykats · 20th January 2004, 11:59

First, let me give a "Shoutout" to my Persian brothers
who have to endure such things!

And if anyone, I mean anyone tried to do
that to me I'd put their face under my nails...
I mean that in a good way!

Widdykats: Never dating the "Metro-sexual"

sandb937 · 20th January 2004, 13:43

i agree that cats have a way of getting their fur matted up, expecially long hair cats. I think that you should brush your cats fur to help keep the clumping of the fur to a minimum. but that cat in the picture really looks pissed though!!

Mr_007 · 20th January 2004, 17:47

Oh this is really funny.

J. Burnaway · 21st January 2004, 03:24

What's wrong with a shaved pussy?

mrharhar · 21st January 2004, 04:00

LOL @ J. Burnaway

White Raven · 21st January 2004, 05:00

Hey howcome Widdy gets cat pictuars, but I never get pictuars of crows or ravens? *Tilts head* Might be nice.

Doesn't matter though, just a-thunkin'. ^_^

Wildrose-Wally · 21st January 2004, 10:00

For White Raven

ryan · 21st January 2004, 11:45

There should be an "Anti Cat shaving movment".

Oh and.. LOL

and..

LOL

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 11:48

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
Hey howcome Widdy gets cat pictuars, but I never get pictuars of crows or ravens? *Tilts head* Might be nice.
Doesn't matter though, just a-thunkin'. ^_^

Tah Dah

@ JB
I thought you were dead!!! I'm glad you're not and oh
"What's wrong with a shaved pussy?"...

iomegajaz · 21st January 2004, 12:20

Bah, you call that a white raven? =P

I, uh, found it.. somewhere. Not in Photoshop, somewhere else. Yeah.

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 12:23

^ O.0 Woa! kewl...
I don't know how ta' do any of that...I think it's neat!

taylormemer · 21st January 2004, 12:23

Are you sure you didn't find it in Photoshop?????????? =]

sandb937 · 21st January 2004, 12:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
.... and oh "What's wrong with a shaved pussy?"...

ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!!

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 13:14

Quote:

Originally posted by sandb937
ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!!

Ya' mean "completely"?????

(Ya' end up looking like a little kid!! ewwwww!

)

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 13:31

A Completely "Shaved Pussy"
[IMG]http://hairicane_minis.***********/Blue-fe-left-body-stretched.jpg[/IMG]

taylormemer · 21st January 2004, 13:37

That isn't very attractive

sandb937 · 21st January 2004, 13:50

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
Ya' mean "completely"?????
(Ya' end up looking like a little kid!! ewwwww! )

well not everyone likes hair in their food.......hummm nevermind!!! i guess a small landing strip could be ok but if you are going through the trouble, whats a little more?

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 14:11

It's "Skeevy" that's why!! No female in N.Y. goes completely
bald....Ya' look ten years old...yuk!

sandb937 · 21st January 2004, 14:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
It's "Skeevy" that's why!! No female in N.Y. goes completely bald

ok maybe im not up on all that hip lingo so what does "skeevy" mean? and i think there might be more hummm cats than you know of running around hummm without cover....

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 14:35

Quote:

Originally posted by sandb937
ok maybe im not up on all that hip lingo so what does "skeevy" mean? and i think there might be more hummm cats than you know of running around hummm without cover....

Urban and "Mafia"

Dictionary
skeevy
15 votes

Adjective; describes something that is outside accepted norms, especially in an unkepmt or disgusting way. Personal attributes that may arouse nausia an another.

"From a distance he's suave and debonair; but when he gets close, you can see he's all skeevy with his greasy hair, unshaven face, and mix of body odor and cheap ..."

sandb937 · 21st January 2004, 14:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
Urban and "Mafia" Dictionary
skeevy
15 votes

Adjective; describes something that is outside accepted norms, especially in an unkepmt or disgusting way. Personal attributes that may arouse nausia an another.

"From a distance he's suave and debonair; but when he gets close, you can see he's all skeevy with his greasy hair, unshaven face, and mix of body odor and cheap ..."

gotcha, i think i might have to add that to my little list of phrases to confuse my kids with!!!

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 14:58

Italian-Americans also say "Skeevatz" Skee---Vatz
It makes ya' feel "skeevy"

sandb937 · 21st January 2004, 15:37

on the topic of "One for Widdy" here you go

Widdykats · 21st January 2004, 15:47

Thank Mew, frog!....

Wiiddykats: Hidding out from Mrs. Frog!

xzxzzx · 22nd January 2004, 00:07

Hehehe. Almost as bad as what they do to poodles.

19th January 2004, 23:11	#3
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19th January 2004, 23:57	#6
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20th January 2004, 00:35	#8
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	theres way too many pictures like this around. why can't people just leave cats alone? Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

20th January 2004, 00:42	#9
Smeggle Just Strolling By (Major Dude) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Long Winding Road..... Posts: 3,259	If some idiot did that to my cat what do folk want to do shit like that to animals for anyway? Foops sake they can clean and sort them selves out.. I have never yet to see a cat with any need for that kind of treatment. I reckon all you should really have to do is clip a dogs claws every now and then as they don't get the same ware as a house pet than in the wild. That stuff just makes me boil.... feed your animal well, give it plenty of walks and freedom, play stick with it etc and thats all you need to do... I see those idiots sometimes on progs. about hollywood ..I ever get the chance to meet one of those morons that go colouring there dog bloody pink or blue I will seriously give them a slap up side of the head Sorry I just see as akin to the worst form of animal abuse ... ~ Music is Life, Love and Happiness :\|: Life is Music. Serren - 1985 - 2005 Religion? Religion is a Blasphemy against humanity - From the film What the Bleep do we know siggy link So stumbling? whats it all about

20th January 2004, 01:50	#11
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hehe LOL "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

19th January 2004, 23:25	#4
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	poor kitty.. still..funny as hell

19th January 2004, 23:42	#5
Wildrose-Wally The Albertan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sunny Southern Alberta Posts: 6,132	Make him stop, I can't stop laughing.

20th January 2004, 00:28	#7
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	That poor cat.

20th January 2004, 03:31	#12
grumpyBB Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 359	should have just dipped him in Nair.

20th January 2004, 04:10	#14
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,245	lol. It's funny but, oh, poor cat.

20th January 2004, 11:59	#16
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	First, let me give a "Shoutout" to my Persian brothers who have to endure such things! And if anyone, I mean anyone tried to do that to me I'd put their face under my nails... I mean that in a good way! Widdykats: Never dating the "Metro-sexual" Ooh, Gabardine

20th January 2004, 13:43	#17
sandb937 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 818	i agree that cats have a way of getting their fur matted up, expecially long hair cats. I think that you should brush your cats fur to help keep the clumping of the fur to a minimum. but that cat in the picture really looks pissed though!!

20th January 2004, 17:47	#18
Mr_007 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,838	Oh this is really funny.

21st January 2004, 03:24	#19
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,536	What's wrong with a shaved pussy?

21st January 2004, 04:00	#20
mrharhar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: Posts: 233	LOL @ J. Burnaway -there is no signature-

21st January 2004, 05:00	#21
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Hey howcome Widdy gets cat pictuars, but I never get pictuars of crows or ravens? Tilts head Might be nice. Doesn't matter though, just a-thunkin'. ^_^ just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

21st January 2004, 10:00	#22
Wildrose-Wally The Albertan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sunny Southern Alberta Posts: 6,132	For White Raven

21st January 2004, 11:45	#23
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	There should be an "Anti Cat shaving movment". Oh and.. LOL and.. LOL

21st January 2004, 12:20	#25
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Bah, you call that a white raven? =P I, uh, found it.. somewhere. Not in Photoshop, somewhere else. Yeah. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

21st January 2004, 12:23	#26
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^ O.0 Woa! kewl... I don't know how ta' do any of that...I think it's neat! Ooh, Gabardine

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21st January 2004, 13:31	#30
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	A Completely "Shaved Pussy" [IMG]http://hairicane_minis.***********/Blue-fe-left-body-stretched.jpg[/IMG] Ooh, Gabardine

21st January 2004, 13:37	#31
taylormemer made his slipknot mask in woodwork class (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 3,447	That isn't very attractive DeviantART\|¤¤\|DS-Lair\|¤¤\|Dissectional\|¤¤\|Pearl Drums\|¤¤\|Viralsound\|¤¤\|PabUK Hey you! Don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall.My PLAYLIST MSN: taylor.jake@hotmail.com

21st January 2004, 14:11	#33
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	It's "Skeevy" that's why!! No female in N.Y. goes completely bald....Ya' look ten years old...yuk! Ooh, Gabardine

21st January 2004, 14:58	#37
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Italian-Americans also say "Skeevatz" Skee---Vatz It makes ya' feel "skeevy" Ooh, Gabardine

21st January 2004, 15:37	#38
sandb937 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 818	on the topic of "One for Widdy" here you go

21st January 2004, 15:47	#39
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Thank Mew, frog!.... Wiiddykats: Hidding out from Mrs. Frog! Ooh, Gabardine

22nd January 2004, 00:07	#40
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