|
|
|
|
#1 |
|
Account Closed
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,360
|
My Eyes.... Ah!!!!!
my eyes are really itchy, but i have no eye drops... i need help, fast...
/scratch scratch scratch... |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Made In The USA
(Forum King) |
Who needs eyes anyway? They expose you to alot of unsightly things that could mentally traumatize you anyway...
*poke* "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Major Dude
|
there's this new technique..... it's a mechanism that handles self lubrication.... it's called blinking.
Seriously, when you stare at a computer screen, you blink less. You should write a program that says blink on the screen ever 2 seconds and blink every time it goes off... your eyes will thank you. s0be And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands. As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship. from The Book of Wasabi C 12 Vs 09 (pg 2003)
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Account Closed
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,360
|
well i blame my cat for my itchy eyes, and i blame it for the iraq war, the murders commited by the guy in se7en, and the birth of jesus christ
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
|
Get a warm wash cloth, and place over your eyes for a couple of minutes. I'd also recommend buying a small bottle of baby shampoo. In the mornings, clean with the baby shampoo around your eyelids with a cloth, it helps clean off the allergens that sit on the lashes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
w3 addict
(Major Dude) Join Date: May 2004
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,806
|
Doesn't help much on the Iraq war though
but seems you know what you're talking about on the eyelids thing
09 F9 11 01 9D 74 E8 5B D8 41 56 C3 63 56 81 C0 |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
|
I work for an eye doctor
![]() Also, anyone with allergies, you can find this over-the-counter everywhere:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
w3 addict
(Major Dude) Join Date: May 2004
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,806
|
Right... never seen that one before, but I guess you live another place than I do...
09 F9 11 01 9D 74 E8 5B D8 41 56 C3 63 56 81 C0 |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Major Dude
Join Date: May 2004
Location: The North
Posts: 859
|
This will help
Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them |
|
|
|
|
|
#11 | |
|
Account Closed
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,360
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Made In The USA
(Forum King) |
STARING AT THE SUN DESTROYS YOUR RETINAS...
Bah...for some reason to me, yellow on a white background doesn't seem to hurt alot anymore... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Moderator Alumni
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: the MANCANNON!
Posts: 22,448
|
Williams?
|
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|||||||
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|