Old 11th June 2004, 06:02   #1
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My Eyes.... Ah!!!!!

my eyes are really itchy, but i have no eye drops... i need help, fast...


/scratch scratch scratch...
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Old 11th June 2004, 06:12   #2
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Who needs eyes anyway? They expose you to alot of unsightly things that could mentally traumatize you anyway...

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Old 11th June 2004, 06:24   #3
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there's this new technique..... it's a mechanism that handles self lubrication.... it's called blinking.

Seriously, when you stare at a computer screen, you blink less. You should write a program that says blink on the screen ever 2 seconds and blink every time it goes off... your eyes will thank you.

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As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

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Old 11th June 2004, 06:40   #4
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well i blame my cat for my itchy eyes, and i blame it for the iraq war, the murders commited by the guy in se7en, and the birth of jesus christ
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Old 11th June 2004, 07:09   #5
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Get a warm wash cloth, and place over your eyes for a couple of minutes. I'd also recommend buying a small bottle of baby shampoo. In the mornings, clean with the baby shampoo around your eyelids with a cloth, it helps clean off the allergens that sit on the lashes.
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Old 11th June 2004, 07:12   #6
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Doesn't help much on the Iraq war though but seems you know what you're talking about on the eyelids thing

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I work for an eye doctor

Also, anyone with allergies, you can find this over-the-counter everywhere:

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Right... never seen that one before, but I guess you live another place than I do...

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i use something like that as well (other brand, though, and dutch )
it's good if your eyes are iritated because of hay fever also

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This will help
ah!!! they hurt even more!!!
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STARING AT THE SUN DESTROYS YOUR RETINAS...

Bah...for some reason to me, yellow on a white background doesn't seem to hurt alot anymore...

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Old 11th June 2004, 17:32   #13
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did you watch venus last week?

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Old 11th June 2004, 17:39   #14
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she played last week?
my eyes won't get hurt watching HER

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