harry potter is....

[Ishan] · 19th June 2004, 10:10

http://www.deviantart.com/view/8227526/
LMAO!!!

mark · 19th June 2004, 10:29

lol. not bad.

[Ishan] · 19th June 2004, 10:34

yeah....the ending is not so good tho....

OutlawJim · 19th June 2004, 11:00

lol that was funny, cool

J_Darnley · 19th June 2004, 11:27

Ha ha ha, that is so very true.

dlinkwit27 · 19th June 2004, 12:06

that hermoinie chick in the movie was hott tho.

(/me waits for idiot's comments

)

mysterious_w · 19th June 2004, 13:16

He, he.
I hate Harry Potter so much, I look so much like him with the glasses and bad hair. Seriously, I probably would be a multi-millionaire if I'd been arsed enough to audition.

I haven't seen any of the films because of it.

ryan · 19th June 2004, 13:39

Quote:

Originally posted by dlinkwit27
that hermoinie chick in the movie was hott tho.

(/me waits for idiot's comments )

You like being punished eh?

[Ishan] · 19th June 2004, 15:28

yeah i dont like HP that much too.....LOTR rulez!

mikm · 19th June 2004, 17:15

I didn't like the movie so much, and there are many things that don't make sense. You'd think that Harry or one of his magic friends could cure his eyes so he doesn't need glasses.

White Raven · 19th June 2004, 22:50

mysterious w, you actually can try auditioning again... Daniel Radcliffe isn't going to do the Order of the Phoenix, though I think he is going to do the Goblet of Fire.

Bilbo Baggins · 19th June 2004, 23:07

When does Harry Potter die?

ElChevelle · 19th June 2004, 23:10

When the current generation hits puberty.

Smeggle · 20th June 2004, 01:22

harry potter is.... made in my home town ...well the Castle scenes are.......Alnwick (pronounced An-Ick).....

@ chev LMAO good one

mikm · 20th June 2004, 01:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
When does Harry Potter die?

Apparently, he has already

[Ishan] · 20th June 2004, 10:08

LOL @chev

MStar · 20th June 2004, 19:31

Gotta love bash.org

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

ElChevelle · 20th June 2004, 19:35

He likes the wang.

morgado · 21st June 2004, 00:39

I got to agree with dlinkwit27 .. Hermione, with a little more age, will be damn hot !

ElChevelle · 21st June 2004, 00:40

Isn't she old enough now?

dlinkwit27 · 21st June 2004, 00:45

Quote:

Originally posted by idiot
You like being punished eh?

i'm a bad boy.

19th June 2004, 10:10	#1
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19th June 2004, 10:34	#3
[Ishan] Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: India Posts: 1,156	yeah....the ending is not so good tho.... Amateur AVS'er. All over again. Last AVS Pack : Resurgence

19th June 2004, 11:00	#4
OutlawJim Confused (Major Dude) Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 1,017	lol that was funny, cool Nobby:I have ADD.... Germ:No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed.

19th June 2004, 11:27	#5
J_Darnley Forum King Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Belgium, Europe Posts: 3,625	Ha ha ha, that is so very true. Winamp ATF Reference — My cPro timer widget — My port of AVS Do NOT email me with general tech support questions.

19th June 2004, 12:06	#6
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,236	that hermoinie chick in the movie was hott tho. (/me waits for idiot's comments ) ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

19th June 2004, 10:29	#2
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	lol. not bad.

19th June 2004, 13:16	#7
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	He, he. I hate Harry Potter so much, I look so much like him with the glasses and bad hair. Seriously, I probably would be a multi-millionaire if I'd been arsed enough to audition. I haven't seen any of the films because of it.

19th June 2004, 15:28	#9
[Ishan] Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: India Posts: 1,156	yeah i dont like HP that much too.....LOTR rulez! Amateur AVS'er. All over again. Last AVS Pack : Resurgence

19th June 2004, 17:15	#10
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19th June 2004, 22:50	#11
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	mysterious w, you actually can try auditioning again... Daniel Radcliffe isn't going to do the Order of the Phoenix, though I think he is going to do the Goblet of Fire. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

19th June 2004, 23:07	#12
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	When does Harry Potter die?

19th June 2004, 23:10	#13
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	When the current generation hits puberty.

20th June 2004, 01:22	#14
Smeggle Just Strolling By (Major Dude) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Long Winding Road..... Posts: 3,259	harry potter is.... made in my home town ...well the Castle scenes are.......Alnwick (pronounced An-Ick)..... @ chev LMAO good one Music is Life, Love and Happiness :\|: Life is Music. Serren - 1985 - 2005 Religion? Religion is a Blasphemy against humanity - From the film What the Bleep do we know siggy link So stumbling? whats it all about

20th June 2004, 10:08	#16
[Ishan] Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: India Posts: 1,156	LOL @chev Amateur AVS'er. All over again. Last AVS Pack : Resurgence

20th June 2004, 19:31	#17
MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	Gotta love bash.org <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

20th June 2004, 19:35	#18
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	He likes the wang.

21st June 2004, 00:39	#19
morgado Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: away from my baby Posts: 1,097	I got to agree with dlinkwit27 .. Hermione, with a little more age, will be damn hot ! I Love You Ana Luiza MSN

21st June 2004, 00:40	#20
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Isn't she old enough now?

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