im not O! and K!

Magrakamajira · 20th July 2004, 23:04

h--h--hhh-h-have you evvver ben inside a coma, end uh, you get owt end yu yo yoo your ARM is stuk in side yoor FACE?!?!??!?!

wel.... go ma ama amak MAKE!!!! IT happnnn cuzz itull hapin wen yoooooooooooooo.............hav a!!!!!

So so so the other day, the other day I was walking down thhe street and these these these these these these PEOPLE come up to me and the people say they say say to to me "Hello young sir. I work for the President Bush campaign. Would you be willing to re-elect President Bush this next coming election?"

and anda and I I I said.......no.....I think Im gonna vote for some someone somebody someother guy..... and the woman who who who who who asked m- me she turned into a giant bag of of of crack. so so I so I ssos so so sssososo I ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now I can stil still!!! TASTE HER!!!!

ANND+ HER SHE SHE HAD A GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD AHHHHH!!!!!

AIEIAIIAIAIAIIAIAIAIIIIIIIAIIIIEEIEIAIAIAIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APAPPAAPAPAA I SEE YOU

Bilbo Baggins · 20th July 2004, 23:13

:|

ctn|chrisw · 20th July 2004, 23:15

Bilbo Baggins · 20th July 2004, 23:19

That looks like Herbster.

ctn|chrisw · 20th July 2004, 23:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
That looks like Herbster.

that reminds me, anyone got the pic of him in his dress? I lost it XD

eleet-2k2 · 20th July 2004, 23:34

Ermmm...learn to spell, then learn to write, then learn to type. plzkthxbaibai!

griffinn · 20th July 2004, 23:47

The quote of the Bush campaigner looks entirely accurate, so it's not likely he's drunk or something.

I hope we can find some excuse to lock this thread. Perhaps we allege the pic looks too much like goatse?

Bilbo Baggins · 20th July 2004, 23:50

Why allege when we can link to the real thing

Germ · 21st July 2004, 00:14

This is fuck.

Joel · 21st July 2004, 01:09

<_<

No girls in shorts....

Myxomatosis · 21st July 2004, 01:28

This is a website for you, my friend: http://illwillpress.com

beanboy89 · 21st July 2004, 02:17

Cognition · 21st July 2004, 02:59

Is it just me or does that look more like a Guinea Pig or something than a bunny.

CaboWaboAddict · 21st July 2004, 03:01

Magrakamajira, whatever your on, I'll take two.

Magrakamajira · 21st July 2004, 03:04

Hello.

Please excuse this man's first message, he was dangerously induced with a large amount of cocaine. He is at a local hospital and is not in good condition.

Once he retains his health, he will spend two years in prison. He will not be able to contact this website or have any use of a computer whatsoever.

He has a message for you:

------------------------------

Hey guys it's me, uh sorry about that first post, heh....didn't really know what I was doing....the guys typing above is this "drug control guy" or something like that. I just asked him to do this so you guys wouldn't wonder where that annoying little crazy guy is, lol

(not that you really care)

A moderator can lock this thread if they want.

Yes, it might be hard to believe, but I really was on drugs (coke) when I wrote that first post. And I really am going to prison for it. Looks like I won't be around for a while.....so bye everyone, I might be back in about 2 years

-------------------------------

Kindest regards,

Dan Olson, drug control officer

CaboWaboAddict · 21st July 2004, 03:11

Fastest conviction I ever saw! Caught & convicted in 4 hours! WTF

Coman · 21st July 2004, 03:16

that wasn't his first post either.

Joel · 21st July 2004, 03:24

Well, firsts posts.

Let's given a chance to fit-in.

Like Cabo says:

Quote:

Más tequila!

Pixelcraft · 21st July 2004, 04:50

wow, this is for real? man.....

protegechris · 21st July 2004, 05:22

He couldn't type a complete sentence, yet he could insert an image with no problem?

Cognition · 21st July 2004, 05:26

And change the font size.

protegechris · 21st July 2004, 05:32

And he couldnt say "have" but he can say im not O! and K! with no problems.

Cognition · 21st July 2004, 06:04

And it only took four hours for him to be totally normal again, and have gone through all the process of going to hospital and getting a specific prison sentence etc.

Although it shows dedication, in this extreme situation, lying sick and condemned in your hospital bed, to ask your drugs officer to let you post in the winamp forums.

MStar · 21st July 2004, 06:14

Patent Picture Pending®...

xzxzzx · 21st July 2004, 07:07

The real question here is if Magrakamajira is another forum member playing a joke, or how long it will take before Magrakamajira posts again.

squakMix · 21st July 2004, 07:41

Quote:

Originally posted by beanboy89
[Image]

Has it ever occured to you that there are TWO pancakes on it's head?

DragonSon · 21st July 2004, 08:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Magrakamajira
Blah, Blah.....

siebe83 · 21st July 2004, 08:27

see you in 2 years :/

Widdykats · 21st July 2004, 10:30

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonSon
[Image]

ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHH*WHEW*
Winner of "The Best Shut The Fuck Up" Picture!

Raz · 21st July 2004, 11:19

You people are monumentally stupid, it's official.

MonKeyRum · 21st July 2004, 11:50

He'll need the special voting machine that Flordia gets now:

siebe83 · 21st July 2004, 11:52

lol

Coman · 21st July 2004, 12:44

most likely that's a scam.

Widdykats · 21st July 2004, 12:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz
You people are monumentally stupid, it's official.

No one really believed the first post, Raz!

Raz · 21st July 2004, 13:30

The fact that people felt the need to post problems with it like they were the only ones who knew it was a joke. No.

CaboWaboAddict · 21st July 2004, 13:45

I didn't believe the first post either.

I posted this because I didn't think it was very funny...

Quote:

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
Fastest conviction I ever saw! Caught & convicted in 4 hours! WTF

I actually thought it was pretty pathetic.

beanboy89 · 21st July 2004, 14:21

Quote:

Originally posted by MonKeyRum
He'll need the special voting machine that Flordia gets now:

@attachment: LOL.

Widdykats · 21st July 2004, 15:02

Quote:

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
I didn't believe the first post either.

I posted this because I didn't think it was very funny...

I actually thought it was pretty pathetic.

Well it's stupid and boring and.....oh wait!

Vie · 21st July 2004, 15:34

this thread makes no sence, I vote for a bining.

Magrakamajira · 21st July 2004, 16:09

What......the fuck....

Quote:

The real question here is if Magrakamajira is another forum member playing a joke

I guess so...jeez who's the dumbshit that thought this up????

20th July 2004, 23:04	#1
Magrakamajira Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Super Happy Fun Time Land Posts: 80	im not O! and K! h--h--hhh-h-have you evvver ben inside a coma, end uh, you get owt end yu yo yoo your ARM is stuk in side yoor FACE?!?!??!?! wel.... go ma ama amak MAKE!!!! IT happnnn cuzz itull hapin wen yoooooooooooooo.............hav a!!!!! So so so the other day, the other day I was walking down thhe street and these these these these these these PEOPLE come up to me and the people say they say say to to me "Hello young sir. I work for the President Bush campaign. Would you be willing to re-elect President Bush this next coming election?" and anda and I I I said.......no.....I think Im gonna vote for some someone somebody someother guy..... and the woman who who who who who asked m- me she turned into a giant bag of of of crack. so so I so I ssos so so sssososo I ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now I can stil still!!! TASTE HER!!!! ANND+ HER SHE SHE HAD A GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD AHHHHH!!!!! AIEIAIIAIAIAIIAIAIAIIIIIIIAIIIIEEIEIAIAIAIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APAPPAAPAPAA I SEE YOU

20th July 2004, 23:34	#6
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	Ermmm...learn to spell, then learn to write, then learn to type. plzkthxbaibai! "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

20th July 2004, 23:47	#7
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	The quote of the Bush campaigner looks entirely accurate, so it's not likely he's drunk or something. I hope we can find some excuse to lock this thread. Perhaps we allege the pic looks too much like goatse? The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

21st July 2004, 01:09	#10
Joel Debian user (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arch land Posts: 4,917	<_< No girls in shorts.... * PC: Intel Core 2 DUO E6550 @ 2.33 GHz with 2 GB RAM: Archlinux-i686 with MATE. * Laptop: Intel Core 2 DUO T6600 @ 2.20 GHz with 4 GB RAM: Archlinux-x86-64 with MATE.

21st July 2004, 02:17	#12
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20th July 2004, 23:13	#2
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20th July 2004, 23:19	#4
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	That looks like Herbster.

20th July 2004, 23:50	#8
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Why allege when we can link to the real thing

21st July 2004, 00:14	#9
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	This is fuck.

21st July 2004, 02:59	#13
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,245	Is it just me or does that look more like a Guinea Pig or something than a bunny.

21st July 2004, 03:01	#14
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	Magrakamajira, whatever your on, I'll take two. Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

21st July 2004, 03:04	#15
Magrakamajira Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Super Happy Fun Time Land Posts: 80	Hello. Please excuse this man's first message, he was dangerously induced with a large amount of cocaine. He is at a local hospital and is not in good condition. Once he retains his health, he will spend two years in prison. He will not be able to contact this website or have any use of a computer whatsoever. He has a message for you: ------------------------------ Hey guys it's me, uh sorry about that first post, heh....didn't really know what I was doing....the guys typing above is this "drug control guy" or something like that. I just asked him to do this so you guys wouldn't wonder where that annoying little crazy guy is, lol (not that you really care) A moderator can lock this thread if they want. Yes, it might be hard to believe, but I really was on drugs (coke) when I wrote that first post. And I really am going to prison for it. Looks like I won't be around for a while.....so bye everyone, I might be back in about 2 years ------------------------------- Kindest regards, Dan Olson, drug control officer

21st July 2004, 03:11	#16
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	Fastest conviction I ever saw! Caught & convicted in 4 hours! WTF Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

21st July 2004, 03:16	#17
Coman Punk (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 4.5th dimension . . Posts: infinitely few Posts: 2,799	that wasn't his first post either. "Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"

21st July 2004, 04:50	#19
Pixelcraft Wildly Confused (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,204	wow, this is for real? man..... "It's like saying give a man a Les Paul guitar and he becomes Eric Clapton, and of course that's not true, give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer and he doesn't become...whoever; he doesn't become us." - Roger Waters

21st July 2004, 05:22	#20
protegechris Forum Queen Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,635	He couldn't type a complete sentence, yet he could insert an image with no problem? yeah, i'm back.

21st July 2004, 05:26	#21
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,245	And change the font size.

21st July 2004, 05:32	#22
protegechris Forum Queen Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,635	And he couldnt say "have" but he can say im not O! and K! with no problems. yeah, i'm back.

21st July 2004, 06:04	#23
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,245	And it only took four hours for him to be totally normal again, and have gone through all the process of going to hospital and getting a specific prison sentence etc. Although it shows dedication, in this extreme situation, lying sick and condemned in your hospital bed, to ask your drugs officer to let you post in the winamp forums.

21st July 2004, 06:14	#24
MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	Patent Picture Pending®...

21st July 2004, 07:07	#25
xzxzzx Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,254	The real question here is if Magrakamajira is another forum member playing a joke, or how long it will take before Magrakamajira posts again. Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34\|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? \| Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.

21st July 2004, 08:27	#28
siebe83 Forum King Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9,229	see you in 2 years :/ If you're bored go here or, if the boredom is more serious, here.

21st July 2004, 11:19	#30
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	You people are monumentally stupid, it's official.

21st July 2004, 11:52	#32
siebe83 Forum King Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9,229	lol If you're bored go here or, if the boredom is more serious, here.

21st July 2004, 12:44	#33
Coman Punk (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 4.5th dimension . . Posts: infinitely few Posts: 2,799	most likely that's a scam. "Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"

21st July 2004, 13:30	#35
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	The fact that people felt the need to post problems with it like they were the only ones who knew it was a joke. No.

21st July 2004, 15:34	#39
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	this thread makes no sence, I vote for a bining. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

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