Dolphons signalling Doom

Windude · 31st July 2004, 16:38

Dolphins are amassing at the welsh coast.

Could they be hinting that this is the end of the world? there are 300 of them so far, what does this actually mean.

I fear that my prediction of the death of the world to be right. Are dolphins preparing ffor an attack on our waters from a metorite, they are some of the most intelligent creatures.

Other thoughts could be that they are being trianed by the Shadow Govt for mind control.

ShyShy · 31st July 2004, 16:43

I blame this all on PETA.

Vie · 31st July 2004, 16:50

"Mmm Fish"

Shame you mispelt "Dolphin" in the title of this thread.

ShyShy · 31st July 2004, 16:52

On second thought, maybe the dolphins aren't signaling doom, they could just be having one heck of an orgy

Windude · 31st July 2004, 16:53

Vie, I apolagise for my poor Spelling, but in this urgent time of Secrecy and Coverups i must bring you the news fast. i have been hiding from Agents of the Shadow Govt in my Bunker.

I May soon have to take flight as they still try and stop me from spreading the truth

ryan · 31st July 2004, 16:56

Thankyou Windude!

Vie · 31st July 2004, 17:02

Its not often people appologise to ME for spelling...

ShyShy · 31st July 2004, 17:05

You better save this as a screen shot, Vie.

Namelessv1 · 31st July 2004, 18:38

They're planning a land invasion to take back what was once their's like that episode of the Simpsons.

LollipopLustKil · 31st July 2004, 19:09

I like ShyShy's idea of one huge orgy.

will · 31st July 2004, 20:34

They better thank me for all those damn fish before they leave.

CaptainNuss · 31st July 2004, 22:10

Douglas Adams. He was more than a good writer. He was the Nostradamus of the twentieth century. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Mrs_Mia_Wallace · 31st July 2004, 22:13

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptainNuss
Douglas Adams. He was more than a good writer. He was the Nostradamus of the twentieth century. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Now that was the reason I just found that big ol gold fish glass in my apartment when I came home, thank you windude and Nuss!

Mia

m0e · 1st August 2004, 01:35

Dolphins are smarter than humans. When was the last time you saw a dolphin watching a soap opera. What more proof do you need.

MidnightViper88 · 1st August 2004, 02:31

They can control our minds too...Ever notice at some aquatic places, how sometimes out of nowhere, the humans will bring the dolphins out something to eat like a fish? We don't know when a dolphin gets hungry or not, but they can control us to feed them when they do get hungry...

*puts on an aluminum foil hat*

ShyShy · 1st August 2004, 03:39

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
They can control our minds too...Ever notice at some aquatic places, how sometimes out of nowhere, the humans will bring the dolphins out something to eat like a fish? We don't know when a dolphin gets hungry or not, but they can control us to feed them when they do get hungry...

*puts on an aluminum foil hat*

That was great

31st July 2004, 16:38	#1
Windude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: secret Posts: 288	Dolphons signalling Doom Dolphins are amassing at the welsh coast. Could they be hinting that this is the end of the world? there are 300 of them so far, what does this actually mean. I fear that my prediction of the death of the world to be right. Are dolphins preparing ffor an attack on our waters from a metorite, they are some of the most intelligent creatures. Other thoughts could be that they are being trianed by the Shadow Govt for mind control. <<<will give head for food-stamps>>>

31st July 2004, 16:50	#3
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 7,960	"Mmm Fish" Shame you mispelt "Dolphin" in the title of this thread. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award Vie's Scratching Post

31st July 2004, 16:53	#5
Windude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: secret Posts: 288	Vie, I apolagise for my poor Spelling, but in this urgent time of Secrecy and Coverups i must bring you the news fast. i have been hiding from Agents of the Shadow Govt in my Bunker. I May soon have to take flight as they still try and stop me from spreading the truth <<<will give head for food-stamps>>>

31st July 2004, 17:02	#7
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 7,960	Its not often people appologise to ME for spelling... Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award Vie's Scratching Post

31st July 2004, 19:09	#10
LollipopLustKil Insomniac (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 3,034	I like ShyShy's idea of one huge orgy. Scotty Doesn't Know

31st July 2004, 16:43	#2
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,017	I blame this all on PETA.

31st July 2004, 16:52	#4
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,017	On second thought, maybe the dolphins aren't signaling doom, they could just be having one heck of an orgy

31st July 2004, 16:56	#6
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	Thankyou Windude!

31st July 2004, 17:05	#8
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,017	You better save this as a screen shot, Vie.

31st July 2004, 18:38	#9
Namelessv1 Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,758	They're planning a land invasion to take back what was once their's like that episode of the Simpsons.

31st July 2004, 20:34	#11
will Nullsoft Newbie (Moderator) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 5,568	They better thank me for all those damn fish before they leave. DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS

31st July 2004, 22:10	#12
CaptainNuss Indecisive One (Senior Member) Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: :morF Posts: 625	Douglas Adams. He was more than a good writer. He was the Nostradamus of the twentieth century. So long, and thanks for all the fish. [size=1]"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook

1st August 2004, 01:35	#14
m0e This Space For Rent (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The great north wasteland of the States Posts: 1,456	Dolphins are smarter than humans. When was the last time you saw a dolphin watching a soap opera. What more proof do you need. KEXP

1st August 2004, 02:31	#15
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	They can control our minds too...Ever notice at some aquatic places, how sometimes out of nowhere, the humans will bring the dolphins out something to eat like a fish? We don't know when a dolphin gets hungry or not, but they can control us to feed them when they do get hungry... puts on an aluminum foil hat "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

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