They can control our minds too...Ever notice at some aquatic places, how sometimes out of nowhere, the humans will bring the dolphins out something to eat like a fish? We don't know when a dolphin gets hungry or not, but they can control us to feed them when they do get hungry...
*puts on an aluminum foil hat*
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz