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Major Dude
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600 lb lady dies after being surgically removed from couch.
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
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Where am I?
(Major Dude) Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Yorkshire, UK
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How can someone do that? Do they just decide one morning that they are going to stay sat down then after a while decide that it isn't worth moving at all
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson |
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Insomniac
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She literally didn't move from her couch for five years. She just pissed and shit right there.
They even said people had gotten sick just by going up to the front door. Scotty Doesn't Know |
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Major Dude
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where do you get money to eat? did her weight include the sofa?
No sig here folks. |
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Forum Sot
(Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A.
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I'd bet Herman Thomas is a real winner. Picture the happy couple having sex!
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Michigan
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holy shit
Not to sound insensitive here, but that pretty fuckin gross. If she had been stuck there for years, who is feeding her, and why would they contribute to that? Who was allowing this woman to lay around in her own feces? And who finally called the authorities? Maybe if she invested in a Homer Simpson "special dialing wand", she could have called sooner and would still be here. |
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Forum Sot
(Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A.
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^Hey man, love your avatar! May I inquire as to the flavor?
mas Tequila!
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Forum Sot
(Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A.
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Edit #2 Oh shit. I guess I hit 'quote' instead of 'edit' |
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Major Dude
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Yeah, saw this earlier this week.
Did you guys also see the one on the one ton man? - Viper007Bond | Viper007Bond.com |
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Major Dude
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no. show us. we want to make fun of him too.
No sig here folks. |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Michigan
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1800 The best as far as I'm concerned. Tequila without training wheels??? Only if I want to puke on the bar... |
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Forum Sot
(Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A.
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^Have you tried Cabo Wabo? I like their Reposado better. 1800 makes the best Anejo though.
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Punk
(Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 4.5th dimension . . Posts: infinitely few
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whoa, get a room. we're talking about fat people here.
"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?" |
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Major Dude
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1,000lb man
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5670919/?GT1=4529 |
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not fucked, not quite.
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Sucks for her
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Indecisive One
(Senior Member) Join Date: Jul 2004
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I was about to say how I don't pity that woman, but then I thought that I don't know anything about why she was staying on the couch, so I just decided to keep my mouth shut, or tell the world about how I'm not saying anything about it...
[size=1]"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook |
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Forum King
Join Date: Mar 2004
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That's incredible.
Ever heard of "feeding"? There's a feeder and a feedee, where the sole aim is to feed the person (a woman) until she is no longer mobile. It is seen as an act of love or some shite. I stumbled across a website about it while searching for the band Feeder. Fucking disgusting. I'm surprised she lived that long. Five years sitting in your own excrement... infections, rot... the works. |
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Major Dude
Join Date: May 2001
Location: somewhere else
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powered by C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ |
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Made In The USA
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Fat bitch...
Only words coming to my mind, other than "How the fuck...?" "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Forum Queen
Join Date: Feb 2004
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If authorites had to wear suits, how couod her family stand it? O_o She just shit without moving..Would you get to a point the shit wuold block your ass?
yeah, i'm back. |
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Jesus Freak
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Little Winged One
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I really don't want to know.
A prime example of the disgusting filth that the human race really is. Woohoo. Glad to belong to this species, alright! Ceeelebrate good times, come on...! just as feathery as ever | portfolio | a poignant quote |
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Forum Queen
Join Date: Feb 2004
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*parties with wr*
Eh, some people just waste their life away. yeah, i'm back. |
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Forum King
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Canterbury & Plymouth
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I say put 5 dollars on every big mac, and put hefty tax on all other fast food.
problem solved, fat americans resort to exercise and fruit |
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Forum Queen
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Suicide rate would triple.
yeah, i'm back. |
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Forum Queen
Join Date: Feb 2004
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^^That was awesome
I mean I've got nothing against thick women but good fucking god. At least I get my excercise by walking to the kitchen.
yeah, i'm back. |
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Indecisive One
(Senior Member) Join Date: Jul 2004
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[size=1]"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook |
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 2004
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i bet she looked sexy..
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Followed by Gnomes
(Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000
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not fucked, not quite.
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Major Dude
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or or waste coulda backed up into her smaller intestines.
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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I'm glad she died. Waste of a human life. They should've thrown her into a vat of acid or something. No seriously. There are kids fucking starving out there. What does this woman do? Becomes one with her couch in a way that I'm sure no master of any form of any art would want. Sits on her ass for so long that her skin actually becomes PART of the couch. I wouldn't've mind ending her life at any point in time. People like her make me sick.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Sorry if I come across offensive, but you have absolutely no idea, either about poverty, or what this woman’s situation was. Its a fucking sad story about what can go wrong with people. And shes dead now. What happend to respect for the dead? -there is no signature- |
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I can't believe that she just pissed and shat herself all the time. Maybe she didn't even notice.
i close my eyes to stay blind |
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Fears the boots
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Major Dude
Join Date: Feb 2004
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this woman decided to be a filthy animal while it`s her choice yeah,i`ll aggree with that but not moving or even attempting to get up to use the loo, if she `s gonna live like that then she had it comin and i dont care for people who do stuff like that mood ate it: sigre moved |
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Just Strolling By
(Major Dude) Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Long Winding Road.....
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Music is Life, Love and Happiness :|: Life is Music. Serren - 1985 - 2005 Religion? Religion is a Blasphemy against humanity - From the film What the Bleep do we know siggy link So stumbling? whats it all about |
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Major Dude
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*Me envisions Homer's toilet-recliner.
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