The new (unofficial) rules of the Winamp forums.

XxXolsdaltXxX · 13th August 2004, 22:42

Mr Jones · 13th August 2004, 22:48

Tell me when to laugh ok ...

ryan · 13th August 2004, 23:18

LO... oh wait, it wasn't funny.

XxXolsdaltXxX · 14th August 2004, 00:55

=/
figured since i laughed like a little girl when i saw it, you would too.. my bad

Raz · 14th August 2004, 00:58

The internet is a harsh and evil place.

Take solice in the fact that most who ridicule have nothing else to do but ridicule strangers on the internet.

morgado · 14th August 2004, 01:11

Recycle ... what u said ?! LoL

ryan · 14th August 2004, 01:21

I'm not ridiculing anyone. I just said it wasn't funny.

Wolfgang · 14th August 2004, 01:21

I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?

griffinn · 14th August 2004, 01:23

Don't hammer Elvis's pelvis.

Myxomatosis · 14th August 2004, 01:23

Insanity. Pretty funny.

ryan · 14th August 2004, 01:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfgang
I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?

Top-Left: Choke the chicken.
Top-Right: Beat the meat.
Bottom: Spank the monkey

dlinkwit27 · 14th August 2004, 01:32

Quote:

Originally posted by idiot
Top-Left: Choke the chicken.
Top-Right: Beat the meat.
Bottom: Spank the monkey

why...that doesn't make any sence at all. In the US i don't even think it is legal to own a monkey unless your a zoo, and even if so, you would shurly (sp) be arrested if you were caught spanking it for animal crulity. Same with the chicken. This just makes no sence whatsoever.

CaptainNuss · 14th August 2004, 01:39

Quote:

Originally posted by dlinkwit27
shurly (sp)

surely

Wolfgang · 14th August 2004, 01:41

Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.

Namelessv1 · 14th August 2004, 02:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfgang
Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masturbation

That's as far as the wit goes.

k_rock923 · 14th August 2004, 02:33

Wow. This is really stupid. Yes, I am ridiculing. Yes, I have other things to do. No, I don't care.

ScorLibran · 14th August 2004, 02:45

It's a very straightforward sign. It says...

"No parrots, steaks, construction tools or dogs allowed in this area, 12pm to 12am"

...but how's it funny?

MidnightViper88 · 14th August 2004, 03:53

This place apparently is in conjoined chicken efforts with KFC, does not like their steaks to be tenderized, and something about a monkey's ass tells me "beastiality"...

GqSkrub · 14th August 2004, 05:30

1. looks like a military base
2. why would you jerk off in the middle of the desert in an open area during the daytime?
3. If soldiers have that much free time, why are they even there?

Bizznatch · 14th August 2004, 12:39

ctn|chrisw · 14th August 2004, 12:47

fwgx · 14th August 2004, 13:07

Well I thought it was funny

.

ShyShy · 14th August 2004, 15:30

Having a sign warning soldiers overseas not to masturbate is about effectual as telling a lot you guys not to masturbate. It's funny

c2R · 14th August 2004, 15:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Well I thought it was funny .

I, er, will admit that it brought a smile to my face too... A british thing, perhaps?

XxXolsdaltXxX · 14th August 2004, 15:40

Quote:

Originally posted by ctn|chrisw
[Image]

right here buddy:

k_rock923 · 14th August 2004, 16:23

That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off.

mrharhar · 14th August 2004, 17:26

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXolsdaltXxX
right here buddy: [Image]

Actually I thought that this pic was funnier than the ones at the top of this thread.

apollos · 14th August 2004, 18:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz
The internet is a harsh and evil place.

Take solice

solace ;p

XxXolsdaltXxX · 14th August 2004, 19:09

Quote:

Originally posted by k_rock923
That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off.

its a joke. notice its sticking its tounge out.

will · 14th August 2004, 20:53

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXolsdaltXxX
its a joke. notice its sticking its tounge out.

Have you ever considered comedy as a profession? You are just priceless.

XxXolsdaltXxX · 15th August 2004, 02:34

Quote:

Originally posted by will
Have you ever considered comedy as a profession? You are just priceless.

too lazy

13th August 2004, 22:42	#1
XxXolsdaltXxX Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11	The new (unofficial) rules of the Winamp forums.

14th August 2004, 01:11	#6
morgado Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: away from my baby Posts: 1,097	Recycle ... what u said ?! LoL I Love You Ana Luiza MSN

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griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	Don't hammer Elvis's pelvis. The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

14th August 2004, 01:23	#10
Myxomatosis aka bRiAnFuRY Fuck it dude... let's go bowling. (Major dud) Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,162	Insanity. Pretty funny. Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?

14th August 2004, 02:33	#16
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	Wow. This is really stupid. Yes, I am ridiculing. Yes, I have other things to do. No, I don't care. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

13th August 2004, 22:48	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Tell me when to laugh ok ...

13th August 2004, 23:18	#3
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	LO... oh wait, it wasn't funny.

14th August 2004, 00:55	#4
XxXolsdaltXxX Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11	=/ figured since i laughed like a little girl when i saw it, you would too.. my bad

14th August 2004, 00:58	#5
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	The internet is a harsh and evil place. Take solice in the fact that most who ridicule have nothing else to do but ridicule strangers on the internet.

14th August 2004, 01:21	#7
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	I'm not ridiculing anyone. I just said it wasn't funny.

14th August 2004, 01:21	#8
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?

14th August 2004, 01:41	#14
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.

14th August 2004, 02:45	#17
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	It's a very straightforward sign. It says... "No parrots, steaks, construction tools or dogs allowed in this area, 12pm to 12am" ...but how's it funny? I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

14th August 2004, 03:53	#18
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	This place apparently is in conjoined chicken efforts with KFC, does not like their steaks to be tenderized, and something about a monkey's ass tells me "beastiality"... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

14th August 2004, 05:30	#19
GqSkrub Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lancaster Pennsylvania Posts: 897	1. looks like a military base 2. why would you jerk off in the middle of the desert in an open area during the daytime? 3. If soldiers have that much free time, why are they even there? No sig here folks.

14th August 2004, 12:39	#20
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,180

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14th August 2004, 13:07	#22
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	Well I thought it was funny . "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

14th August 2004, 15:30	#23
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Having a sign warning soldiers overseas not to masturbate is about effectual as telling a lot you guys not to masturbate. It's funny

14th August 2004, 16:23	#26
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

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