Party Tricks

Raz · 23rd September 2004, 11:55

what weird shit can you do with your arm?

Can you make a 13th century cathedral with your penis?

I just play blackbird and classical gas on the nearby acoustic guitar. Yawn.

mysterious_w · 23rd September 2004, 11:59

You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that. I also can almost do the splits right down, which is quite abnormal for a 5' 10" 15 year old (I don't do gymnastics or anything).

Raz · 23rd September 2004, 12:00

You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?

Widdykats · 23rd September 2004, 12:01

I can print my name with my right toes!

mysterious_w · 23rd September 2004, 12:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz
You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?

No, most just grab their balls and cringe.

winampmom · 23rd September 2004, 13:05

I feel left out, I cant do anything special

ScorLibran · 23rd September 2004, 13:29

Quote:

Originally posted by winampmom
I feel left out, I cant do anything special

That's not true. Everything you do is special.

CaboWaboAddict · 23rd September 2004, 14:16

My favorite trick is passing out in the corner.

Vie · 23rd September 2004, 17:53

speeking Klingon.

wich is probab;y why I dont go to meny.

ertmann|CPH · 23rd September 2004, 18:01

im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all....

allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...

fwgx · 23rd September 2004, 18:08

I can say less than 3 words in an entire night out.

The Big Andowski · 23rd September 2004, 18:12

Quote:

Originally posted by mysterious_w
You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that.

I can do both. I can also wiggle my ears and raise one eyebrow at a time. These skills, however, have failed to help me recieve any action...

CaboWaboAddict · 23rd September 2004, 19:18

Quote:

Originally posted by ertmann|CPH
im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all....

allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...

hahahahahaha!

If ya tend bar for me ya won't have to mix anything!
Cabo Wabo Reposado, straight up, no trainin' wheels!

Mrs_Mia_Wallace · 23rd September 2004, 19:21

I can wiggle my nose up and down like a rabbit

Mia

ertmann|CPH · 23rd September 2004, 19:38

Quote:

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
hahahahahaha!

If ya tend bar for me ya won't have to mix anything!
Cabo Wabo Reposado, straight up, no trainin' wheels!

well, Tequila and Sambucca i take on the rocks myself aswell....

siebe83 · 23rd September 2004, 19:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
I can say less than 3 words in an entire night out.

lmao
yeah, those nights are the best

mark · 23rd September 2004, 21:11

i can turn both feet almost backwards (form a 90 degree angle facing the wrong way), dislocate my thumb and go crosseyed. Probably all at the same time.

cyu · 23rd September 2004, 22:28

I can bend my right index finger back so it touches the top of my hand.

ScorLibran · 23rd September 2004, 22:34

I can bring a woman to orgasm with my tongue.

Does that qualify as a "trick" or a learned skill?

Widdykats · 23rd September 2004, 22:43

That's a skill!

I'm somewhat double jointed and can turn out at hips and bend fingers back and at just first knuckle!

Stoopid, isn't it!

Bilbo Baggins · 23rd September 2004, 22:51

I can make every single joint in my body crack.

mikeflca · 23rd September 2004, 22:56

cloggin' the toilet.

xzxzzx · 23rd September 2004, 23:50

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs_Mia_Wallace
I can wiggle my nose up and down like a rabbit

Mia

Me too.

Phyltre · 24th September 2004, 00:38

I perform the anti-dance?

s0be · 24th September 2004, 02:32

naked in a pool....
naked on a table....
naked in the booth at a bar....
hooking up with my friend's mom to keep the party going....

s0be

ryan · 24th September 2004, 03:06

I can look myself in the eye

deeder7001 · 24th September 2004, 06:42

i can do the eyebrow and the tounge roll thing.

d0rk · 24th September 2004, 07:19

I can flip my eyelids and make them stick, crack my two big toes as much as I want, my fingers will lock into place making a weird vertical gap where my knuckles should be, and im pretty good at doing various voices (ie; Furby, Elmo, gay guy, india guy, someone ok Al Gore, some Eric Cartman, Deep devil voice etc.)

mark · 24th September 2004, 17:52

i can do toweley!

and the eyebow thing is easy

hgnis · 24th September 2004, 19:33

So far I have not seen anything I cannot do.

My real speciality: leaning against a wall and scowling with one hand in my pocket.

Semantics · 24th September 2004, 20:04

Check this shit...

I can exhale out of the corner of my eyes. If I'm drunk enough, I'll inhale a liquid into my sinus and squirt it out, but it hurts. The better part of Michigan State University has seen this feat.

...but it seems chicks don't like tricks so much, making them laugh seems to work best.

White Raven · 25th September 2004, 03:14

I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.

MidnightViper88 · 25th September 2004, 03:42

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.

I've always seen that as physically impossible...I await the day when I see someone do it in real life...

I can spit fire...Give me a flask of Jack Daniels and a flame and I'll show you how to break every fire code in the state...

zootm · 25th September 2004, 03:53

I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.

ryan · 25th September 2004, 04:47

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.

You win.

ScorLibran · 25th September 2004, 04:50

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.

Wow....nimble tongue. You'll make some lucky guy very happy someday.

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.

I'm really curious as to how you discovered you could do this. No, wait......nevermind. I don't wanna know.

meerak · 25th September 2004, 18:50

being triple jointed with my pinky

d0rk · 25th September 2004, 19:14

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue...

I'm able to do that also.

zootm · 25th September 2004, 19:47

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorLibran
I'm really curious as to how you discovered you could do this. No, wait......nevermind. I don't wanna know.

There's a water-filled cyst there. The gynacologist said it was harmless, but gave me a "neat party trick".

So I say that whenever people ask me now.

White Raven · 25th September 2004, 20:11

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
I've always seen that as physically impossible...I await the day when I see someone do it in real life...

It's not that hard. In your mouth you twist the cherry into a circle, guide one tip through, then with your front teeth hold one end and suck. This pulls the knot tight.

Took two weeks to perfect, a lot of cherries, and a lot of drool.

23rd September 2004, 11:55	#1
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Party Tricks what weird shit can you do with your arm? Can you make a 13th century cathedral with your penis? I just play blackbird and classical gas on the nearby acoustic guitar. Yawn.

23rd September 2004, 14:16	#8
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	My favorite trick is passing out in the corner. Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

23rd September 2004, 17:53	#9
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	speeking Klingon. wich is probab;y why I dont go to meny. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

23rd September 2004, 18:08	#11
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	I can say less than 3 words in an entire night out. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

23rd September 2004, 22:34	#19
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	I can bring a woman to orgasm with my tongue. Does that qualify as a "trick" or a learned skill? I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

23rd September 2004, 11:59	#2
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that. I also can almost do the splits right down, which is quite abnormal for a 5' 10" 15 year old (I don't do gymnastics or anything).

23rd September 2004, 12:00	#3
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?

23rd September 2004, 12:01	#4
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	I can print my name with my right toes!

23rd September 2004, 13:05	#6
winampmom Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: winamp forums Posts: 94	I feel left out, I cant do anything special

23rd September 2004, 18:01	#10
ertmann\|CPH Forum Viking (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The North Posts: 3,541	im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all.... allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...

23rd September 2004, 19:21	#14
Mrs_Mia_Wallace has a crush on Bilbo (Forum Queen) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: The starting points at a racetrack. Posts: 3,060	I can wiggle my nose up and down like a rabbit Mia

23rd September 2004, 21:11	#17
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	i can turn both feet almost backwards (form a 90 degree angle facing the wrong way), dislocate my thumb and go crosseyed. Probably all at the same time.

23rd September 2004, 22:28	#18
cyu Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in front of my pc Posts: 1,617	I can bend my right index finger back so it touches the top of my hand.

23rd September 2004, 22:43	#20
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	That's a skill! I'm somewhat double jointed and can turn out at hips and bend fingers back and at just first knuckle! Stoopid, isn't it!

23rd September 2004, 22:51	#21
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	I can make every single joint in my body crack.

23rd September 2004, 22:56	#22
mikeflca Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: san diego, california. Posts: 623	cloggin' the toilet.

24th September 2004, 00:38	#24
Phyltre Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,751	I perform the anti-dance?

24th September 2004, 02:32	#25
s0be Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: melbourne Posts: First Posts: 1,313	naked in a pool.... naked on a table.... naked in the booth at a bar.... hooking up with my friend's mom to keep the party going.... s0be And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands. As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship. from The Book of Wasabi C 12 Vs 09 (pg 2003)

24th September 2004, 03:06	#26
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	I can look myself in the eye

24th September 2004, 06:42	#27
deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 5,560	i can do the eyebrow and the tounge roll thing. There is no sig.

24th September 2004, 07:19	#28
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	I can flip my eyelids and make them stick, crack my two big toes as much as I want, my fingers will lock into place making a weird vertical gap where my knuckles should be, and im pretty good at doing various voices (ie; Furby, Elmo, gay guy, india guy, someone ok Al Gore, some Eric Cartman, Deep devil voice etc.) I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

24th September 2004, 17:52	#29
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	i can do toweley! and the eyebow thing is easy

24th September 2004, 19:33	#30
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	So far I have not seen anything I cannot do. My real speciality: leaning against a wall and scowling with one hand in my pocket. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

24th September 2004, 20:04	#31
Semantics Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 123	Check this shit... I can exhale out of the corner of my eyes. If I'm drunk enough, I'll inhale a liquid into my sinus and squirt it out, but it hurts. The better part of Michigan State University has seen this feat. ...but it seems chicks don't like tricks so much, making them laugh seems to work best.

25th September 2004, 03:14	#32
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

25th September 2004, 03:53	#34
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.

25th September 2004, 18:50	#37
meerak Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: my computer box Posts: 88	being triple jointed with my pinky

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