Ye Ha! I'm the Devil!

[Spazz333]

I match 15 of these, I'm surprised the Pope hasn't shown up for me.

---Is Your Child a Goth?
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.


-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
---

According to this, I'd have to say pretty much everyone is gothic.

[Cognition]

Your child may be a goth if they play role-playing games, masturbate, eat 'Count Dracula' cereal or are homosexual? Riiight.

I love the 'wears stickers saying "I'm a Goth"' though. Your child may be a Goth if wearing an "I'm a Goth" sticker!

[mark]

Originally posted by Spazz333

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

19

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

Originally posted by Spazz333

---Is Your Child a Goth?
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.


-Frequently wears black clothing.
A-yup.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
nope.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
nope.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
nope.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
nope.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Manson has some good songs, so yup.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
I post here, so, yup.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I'm atheist, so, yup.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Vampires don't involve satin, nor does death. But anyways: yup.
-Takes drugs.
Does blood preasure med. count? If so: yup
-Drinks alcohol.
nope
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
nope
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
It's called depression and/or manic depression. Psychological disorder, nothing to do with satanic rituals. But, nope
-Complains of boredom.
I often work 12 or 13 hour shifts. So, yup
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Yup, usually so
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Don't have to demand. I work 12 to 13 hour shifts...
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
...at night. Alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
It's called relaxing. Given that I have 12 to 13 hours of this for 3 days in a row...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
What, I need mommy to see a friend? Nope
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Priests, nuns and elders are not authority figures. But I do try to respect what they say.
-Misbehaves at school.
nope. Then again, haven't been in school for 2 years.
-Misbehaves at home.
nope
-Eats excessively or too little
Somewhat.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
... fucking stupid. I'll just answer yes to this. That cereal rocks, though.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
... Vampires (the fictional creatures) drink blood to stay alive, not to "attain" Satain (How the fuck do you ATTAIN Satan?) Anyways: nope
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
... the hell, I only know one person that doesn't watch TV.. So yes, I watch TV.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
FINISH HIM! FATALITY!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I post here. 'nuff said.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
nope
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
don't dance. so: nope
-Expresses an interest in sex.
not really.
-Masturbates.
who the fuck doesn't. If you say you don't, you lie.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
nope
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Most of those aren't cult... Some aren't even religion...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
...no
-Claims to be a goth.
Kinda defeats the whole point of this if you say you're goth. Same goes for the above question, too.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
---

17/18 yes'. I'm SO fucking goth...

[Mattress]

that is retarded, where did you find that list?

[gaekwad2]

---Is Your Child a Goth?

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

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[shakey_snake]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

27. Not bad for a Minister-in-training.

[GarbagePoe]

The cereal thing is just stupid.

[Wolfgang]

The whole thing is stupid.

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

25, now I know why people mistake me for a goth

I sitll think that this is meant in an ironic way, otherwise the person that wrote it is extremely stupid.

Mia

[mark]

Originally posted by Mrs_Mia_Wallace
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

25, now I know why people mistake me for a goth

I sitll think that this is meant in an ironic way, otherwise the person that wrote it is extremely stupid.

Mia [/B]

pics plz, we need to assess how bad the situation is...

[deeder7001]

13 of those things match up with me.

[Schmeet]

Originally posted by Spazz333

-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.

It would be so funny trying to explain that whoever takes drugs and drinks alcohol is a goth to the following type of people:



For more chav exploitation and serious mocking of their shitty and destructive culture, check out Chav Scum

[xzxzzx]

29, though about 15 of those are "more yes than no", not "yes".

[Spazz333]

I found it in someones livejournal when I was poking around last night. Apparently it wasn't a joke, some church wrote that in as a letter to the editor.

[k_rock923]

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

I match 21, I really do act like a goth sometimes, but i'm not one. I just dress like them.

[Mike H.]

I counted 16. Maybe 17 if I had a better idea of what they mean by "goth-related foods". And I'm not a goth.

[MStar]

It's Count Chocula, Damnit!

Originally posted by Spazz333
---Is Your Child a Goth?
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Depends on what you mean by frequently. Certainly not exclusively, but yes, often.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Would if I had any.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
Nope.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
Used to wear a cross around my neck along with a medalion of my patron saint. Is that considered odd?
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Nope, but not opposed to others having them.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
I don't like Manson, but I imagine some of the music I listen to is considered anti-social. (Nirvana comes to mind almost immediately.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
What Gogitta said
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Nope.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Uh, no.
-Takes drugs.
No.
-Drinks alcohol.
Occasionally at family gatherings, etc. as part of custom and whatnot, but generally, no.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Depressed sometimes, but I don't think I'm suicidal.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
This one is just idiotic.
-Complains of boredom.
Who doesn't?
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
What's too excessively or too little? Some nights during the school year, if I have procrastinated work, I can get an hour or two of sleep. The subsequent weekend, I'll get around 12 to 14. So, yes, I guess.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Again with the ambiguous "excessively." Probably yes, then.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
What's unusual? I'll just say yes.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Yes, I guess, but who doesn't? Can't be spending time with people all the time.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
This is just bullshit. Who doesn't enjoy a little peace and quiet?
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
This makes me a goth, how?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
I wouldn't say yes to any of the above, but I'm not a suck-up, either.
-Eats excessively or too little
Too ambiguous.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Again, too ambiguous. I prefer Chex, though.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Mmmmm, blood. No.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
How backward are these people? What about PAX or EWTN?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Yes to violent. Never really got into RPGs, though.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
What am I doing right now?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Headbanging is fun.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
No.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Let's just say I agree with "Nobbert" (What's up with that, anyway?) on that one.
-Masturbates.
Nobody's perfect.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Straight.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Is Catholocism dangerous? I guess it would be to some.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
No, and anybody who does is some MTV-watching idiot.
-Claims to be a goth.
I didn't before I saw this.

I'll be generous with these and give myself a 21.

[Aratar]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
What other color is there
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Yeah COF, Burzum, Mayhem, Emperor, King Diamond Etc Black Metal Bands
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
Not in this life
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
Like who F---king cares
-Shows an interest in piercing or tattoos.
Well let¡¦s see I have sleeves of Tat and about 30 piercings, and I am getting body modification.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Manson the Anis Christ yeah right, Christ was a carpenter not some f¡Xking messiah
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Of course I have family that act like this
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Screw the Bible/Church I¡¦m a Luciferian and proud. Philosophy over Dogma ƒº
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I am a Luciferian, vampires are fake magic spelled this way is illusionary magic ļ
-Takes drugs.
I don¡¦t know what you got
-Drinks alcohol.
I don¡¦t know do you I love snake Bites and Belgium Ales
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Only if I get points
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Man you are not satanic your f¡Xked in the head
-Complains of boredom.
I don¡¦t have time for real
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I get 4 hours that¡¦s good enough
-Is excessively awake during the night.
I love the night, the night rules
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Well you can give me my privacy or I can beat it into you
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
I would rather be alone people can be bothersome
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Yet another Bible humpers misinterpretation of a child needing time alone I hope my kids speak to evil spirits
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Didn¡¦t have to parents let me be alone
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Not if I didn¡¦t want my grand parents to whip my ass, and I didn¡¦t go to church so
Disrespecting a priest or a nun nope and I wouldn¡¦t anyways
-Misbehaves at school.
Of course I did I was a teenager
-Misbehaves at home.
Like what kid doesn¡¦t
-Eats excessively or too little
Nope
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Oh f--king come-on are you for real
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Does hunting count if so then yeah
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Tell you locale church to screw off
-Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
Hell yeah baby
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I got music to play
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Now remember don¡¦t let your kids express themselves
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
With my ladies hell yeah
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Who doesn¡¦t?
-Masturbates.
WTF Sick Mother F--ker
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Not this time hoping for in next life.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Anything is better then humping a bible
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I¡¦m a Goth".
This question is just f¡Xking stupid
-Claims to be a Goth.
what do you think and I don¡¦t really care

Aratar

[Timbaland]

Im too high to answer all of those but;

Count Chocula, Drugs & Alcohol, Beatin Off, Playing Violent Video Games, Watchin "bad" Tv shows are all things I do, and Im faaar from being a goth. Whoever made that list (if its serious) needs to be smacked in the face with a giant beaver.

[Aratar]

A giant beaver???

[ryan]

Being 'goth' is a fad now. You could say that most any teenager these days is 'goth'.

[ScorLibran]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

This doesn't describe a goth, but rather just a sex-starved, introverted Republican with a mild eating disorder.

[Cognition]

Originally posted by MStar
It's Count Chocula, Damnit!

You may be a goth if you know the proper name of Goth cereal.

[Timbaland]

lol A giant beaver, fish, penquin would work good.
It may be the percs, but that picture looks like a dog..err..just nasty.

[m0e]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
Everything I own except my sweat socks and overalls
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Don’t advertise for anyone who isn’t willing to pay
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
No
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
No jewelry, it annoys me
-Shows an interest in piercing or tattoos.
Try to avoid identifying scars or marks
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
I listen to all “genres” of music
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Doesn’t everyone?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Define “declining”
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Define “increasing”
-Takes drugs.
Not in decades
-Drinks alcohol.
Occasionally I’ll have a shot of good bourbon
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Depression-yes, suicidal-no
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
See piercing or tattoos
-Complains of boredom.
I have children, so no
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
See previous answer, so yes
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Define “excessive”
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Demand-no, enjoy what little I get-yes
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Only at work
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Works out enough I don’t need to request it, I actually enjoy the company of my family
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Yes
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Absolutely
-Misbehaves at school.
Not in decades, but it's only a matter of time
-Misbehaves at home.
Define “misbehaves”
-Eats excessively or too little
Yes and yes
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Where would I find “count dracula cereal”, if it’s anything like count chocula it sucks. I do enjoy eating animal flesh, would that be “goth-related food?
-Drinks blood or express an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
No
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Yes, I live in America
-Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
Yes and yes, even role-playing games that contain violence
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Well it is part of my job
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Every chance I get
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Only with my wife
-Expresses an interest in sex.
See previous answer
-Masturbates.
And again see previous answer
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
This is getting repetitive
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Does anarchy count?
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
WTF?
-Claims to be a goth.
Ummm, no





On a side note, why does Microsoft word want to capitalize the word goth?

[shakey_snake]

Goths are an ethnic people. Like Franks, Anglos, Saxons, etc.

[m0e]

Originally posted by shakey_snake
Goths are an ethnic people. Like Franks, Anglos, Saxons, etc.

If I would have thought about it, I already knew that, but thanks for the answer.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Spazz333
---Is Your Child a Goth?
Don't know...

-Frequently wears black clothing.
sometimes, but, I think Pink is really an evil color
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
they don't make 'em that small
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
she likes red, isn't that just as bad?
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
um yeah... she's a girl, of course she likes any jewelry
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
she keeps asking me when I'm going to get another tat
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
she knows some Cure songs, does that count?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
her daddy is an Aussie, no choice there
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I think she's only been to church twice, and she now thinks baseball is boring
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I let her watch Discovery Channel and Cartoon Network
-Takes drugs.
Children's Tylenol tastes really crappy
-Drinks alcohol.
I did let her sip beer once, she now thinks it's nasty stuff
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Actually, she's waaayyy too damn perky at 8am
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
does picking at scabs count?
-Complains of boredom.
only when she doesn't get her way, and she pronounces it "borned", don't ask
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I would prefer if she could sleep in at least until 8:30am
-Is excessively awake during the night.
only when she spends the night at grandma's. gran lets her stay up late
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I can only wish she would close the bathroom door
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
as an only child, she's used to it
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
only to watch her movies
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
ummm... no
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
it's called giving the kid a spanking when she talks back
-Misbehaves at school.
doesn't go to school
-Misbehaves at home.
she gets spanked
-Eats excessively or too little
the kid is a pig, always snaking on something, always run out of fruits and veggies
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
like many others, I have never heard of Count Dracula cereal, so no.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
she starts spazzing when she gets a little owie
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
yup
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
yup, those games at PBSkids.org are truly evil stuff
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
we fight her over MY computer
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
umm... sure
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
her dad would have a coronary
-Expresses an interest in sex.
see above
-Masturbates.
see above
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
see above
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
she doesn't know how to read
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Nah, hearts and stars are more her style
-Claims to be a goth.
umm... actually she claims to be a "Totally Spy", which we find to be even more evil

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

My four year old is a goth?

[White Raven]

Wow, apparently I'm the biggest goth there ever was. aside from doing drugs and self mutilating and wearing poser stickers, I seem to have it down pat.

[MegaRock]

These things were all true when I was a kid but they just called us stoners back then.

[missyob]

Originally posted by MegaRock
These things were all true when I was a kid but they just called us stoners back then.

so true, and there were warnings out there for us also!

~ Missy

[xzxzzx]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
Sure. Like this one. And this one.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Sometimes.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
No.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
Hmm. Silver in colour? Then yes.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Yep.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Does "Tool" count?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Oh yes.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Does "nonexistant" count?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Absolutely.
-Takes drugs.
Does caffine count?
-Drinks alcohol.
Not really.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Not usually.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
No.
-Complains of boredom.
Oh yes.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Definately.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Yup.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yes and no. More yes than no.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Define "alone".
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Definately.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
All the damn time.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Does my boss at work count?
-Misbehaves at school.
I would if I went to school right now.
-Misbehaves at home.
Yup, just ask me Mom!
-Eats excessively or too little
I typically eat two meals a day.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Nope.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
I express an interest in drinking blood. Mmm. Blood.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
I don't watch TV, but I'm sure that many of the things that I do watch falls under "corrupted media".
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Yes, yes, yes.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Hahaha. Yep.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
What's a "Satanic symbol"? And I've been known to "headbang".
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Um...
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Ha. Hahaha. Who doesn't?
-Masturbates.
Again, who doesn't?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Niet.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Check.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Does it count that I would, if I'd seen one of them in a store?
-Claims to be a goth.
I AM GOTH! BLAHLALHAGAGABLALA!

That makes 30. I am SO goth.

[mysterious_w]

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (Does watching Buffy count?)
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

14, so not so goth.

Being 'goth' is a fad now. You could say that most any teenager these days is 'goth'.

Chavs aren't goths.

[corkhead0]

Originally posted by Spazz333

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

That made my day.

[Timbaland]

Go Drugs, they call us 'heads'. Dont see how any of the above connect with smoking, except for the count chocula. Love that count chocula

[Aratar]

Originally posted by danzig
Go Drugs, they call us 'heads'. Dont see how any of the above connect with smoking, except for the count chocula. Love that count chocula

If it's not 4:20 you can get salvia divinorium

and hella yeah count chocula rules

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P.S. That pic is usally my avatar it's a jpeg of a werewolf.

[Timbaland]

Oh ok, I thought it was something weird lol

Never tried salvia, but I got a couple videos of some people trippin off it. Looks pretty fun, too bad its not gonna be legal for long. ( like thatll stop anyone )

[Aratar]

Never I am getting some Live plants soon gonna grow it like wild fire. love the weather down here and the year round growning cycle hahahaha.

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