Don't Call the Cops If You Lose Your Stash!

WomanOfHeart · 5th December 2004, 04:37

'Dumbest' Criminals Report Missing Pot To Police
Police: Man, Woman Arrested After Stash Found In Apartment

POSTED: 7:53 am EST December 4, 2004
UPDATED: 9:01 am EST December 4, 2004
PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- Florida authorities are calling a Panhandle couple "America's dumbest criminals."

The pair was arrested after they called police to say their quarter-pound stash of marijuana had been stolen and that they needed it back because they were going to sell it.

The News Herald in Panama City said in custody are an 18-year-old man and 17-year-old woman.

The duo is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia that authorities reported finding in their apartment.

Let this be a lesson, boys and girls...

If you lose your stash, DON'T CALL THE COPS! LMFFAO!

squakMix · 5th December 2004, 04:50

They were probably both high as hell at the time.

bgesley · 5th December 2004, 05:27

And if they weren't? The future is looking more and more doomed every day.

Just yesterday I saw a guy on a forum spell "which" with a fucking J "wicj"

squakMix · 5th December 2004, 07:13

...obviously a typo...

d0rk · 5th December 2004, 09:59

Or his h is working.

grumpyBB · 5th December 2004, 17:26

More evidence that drug use makes you stupid.

d0rk · 5th December 2004, 19:53

isn't*

5th December 2004, 04:37	#1
WomanOfHeart Major Dudette Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head. Posts: 978	Don't Call the Cops If You Lose Your Stash! 'Dumbest' Criminals Report Missing Pot To Police Police: Man, Woman Arrested After Stash Found In Apartment POSTED: 7:53 am EST December 4, 2004 UPDATED: 9:01 am EST December 4, 2004 PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- Florida authorities are calling a Panhandle couple "America's dumbest criminals." The pair was arrested after they called police to say their quarter-pound stash of marijuana had been stolen and that they needed it back because they were going to sell it. The News Herald in Panama City said in custody are an 18-year-old man and 17-year-old woman. The duo is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia that authorities reported finding in their apartment. Let this be a lesson, boys and girls... If you lose your stash, DON'T CALL THE COPS! LMFFAO!

5th December 2004, 04:50	#2
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	They were probably both high as hell at the time. Check out my music

5th December 2004, 07:13	#4
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	...obviously a typo... Check out my music

5th December 2004, 09:59	#5
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Or his h is working. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

5th December 2004, 19:53	#7
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	isn't* I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

5th December 2004, 05:27	#3
bgesley Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: without wax Posts: 948	And if they weren't? The future is looking more and more doomed every day. Just yesterday I saw a guy on a forum spell "which" with a fucking J "wicj"

5th December 2004, 17:26	#6
grumpyBB Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 359	More evidence that drug use makes you stupid.

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