why do men have nipples?

deeder7001 · 29th December 2004, 11:32

anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

ryan · 29th December 2004, 11:35

Evolution.

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 11:39

For your girlfriend to play with while she rides you, try it , it's much fun.

d0rk · 29th December 2004, 12:06

One theory that I heard a while ago was every human embreyo started out as female and as development started to happen the X chromosome appears and produces a male. The reason behind it is because there would be no other reason for us to have nipples.

I dont know if its true but meh.

ryan · 29th December 2004, 12:12

I think it's the other way around, d0rk.

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 12:22

Quote:

Originally posted by d0rk
One theory that I heard a while ago was every human embreyo started out as female and as development started to happen the X chromosome appears and produces a male. The reason behind it is because there would be no other reason for us to have nipples.

I dont know if its true but meh.

Or as the current Mrs Jones would have you know, 'the penis is just an overdeveloped clitoris'

missyob · 29th December 2004, 12:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Or as the current Mrs Jones would have you know, 'the penis is just an overdeveloped clitoris'

Not to argue with Mrs Jones, but the penis and clitoris are totally different with different functions.

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 12:56

My arguement back to her is that the clitoris is an underdeveloped penis

, much fighting follows...

Schmeet · 29th December 2004, 12:58

The clitoris does form into the penis after the nipples are formed. Like d0rk said, everyone is female and then the chromosones change to male.... or something.

missyob · 29th December 2004, 13:02

So, in other words females rule

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 13:02

Yes, it's true, us men, we are all under the clit...

shakey_snake · 29th December 2004, 13:28

Men have nipples for sensory reasons.
Like when it's cold, they get pointy.

And as we develop we are neither male or female.
Every baby has a sexual bud (like a pseudo-penis) which either grows inward or continues to grow out as according to a hormones (which in turn are controlled by the presences or lack of a Y chromosome)

CaboWaboAddict · 29th December 2004, 14:24

Quote:

Originally posted by shakey_snake
Every baby has a sexual bud

When you were a baby, who was your sexual bud?

shakey_snake · 29th December 2004, 14:26

missyob · 29th December 2004, 14:35

Quote:

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
When you were a baby, who was your sexual bud?

That was wayyyyyyyyyyy too funny!
~ Missy

deeder7001 · 29th December 2004, 14:36

Quote:

Originally posted by shakey_snake
Men have nipples for sensory reasons.
Like when it's cold, they get pointy.

i know if it's cold. i don't need my nipples to tell me that.

siebe83 · 29th December 2004, 14:38

I just touched one of my nipples with my cold fingers. Sensational!

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 14:55

Now get your girlfriend to do it with an ice cube while she bumps and grinds, sensational x 10

missyob · 29th December 2004, 15:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Now get your girlfriend to do it with an ice cube while she bumps and grinds, sensational x 10

Or better yet, icecubes in her mouth while ....... Nevermind there are children here.
~ Missy

Mr Jones · 29th December 2004, 15:07

haha, yeah, that's always a good one..

Jones top tip of the day, always use fresh ice cubes for that one, don't take a mouthfull of vodka and ice cubes from your glass before trying it, it can often lead to tears.

fwgx · 29th December 2004, 15:23

Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in

.

missyob · 29th December 2004, 15:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in .

ooooooooo I never tried that one!

Germ · 29th December 2004, 15:55

grape popsicles

xzxzzx · 29th December 2004, 17:33

Quote:

Originally posted by deeder7001
anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

Quote:

Originally posted by ryan
Evolution.

More specifically (and to get geekier), a unified codebase. The evolutionary advantage necessary for nipples to dissappear off of men is so large that the ever-so-minor evolutionary disadvantage of a nipple will probably never give enough of a push for itself to disappear.

papadoc · 29th December 2004, 18:00

Quote:

Originally posted by deeder7001
anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

Nipples were placed on a man's chest,
so on December 29, 2004 @ appx 6:32am,
a person with the alias of deeder7001,
would ask on the Nullsoft Winamp General Discussions forum
why do men have nipples? anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

It's taken thousands of years to happen,
but the plan has finally worked to perfection

fwgx · 29th December 2004, 18:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in .

I should probably mention that i did write a very long useful explanation along the lines of what xzzxzxzxzzzxxxzzzz said, but this dial up is so unpredictable that after posting it didn't actually get posted

.

Tarron_D · 29th December 2004, 18:30

Men have nipples so that every time I go into a hardware store looking for a toilet plunger I can have a little fun. Oh wait..

kingo'mountain · 29th December 2004, 19:36

hmmm, interesting...

so are shemales born that way or is it just by surgery?

beanboy89 · 29th December 2004, 19:36

Quote:

Originally posted by deeder7001
anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

They're there so people can say "you have man-boobs."

squakMix · 29th December 2004, 19:41

They start out male (I'm pretty sure) and THEN go girl.

xzxzzx · 29th December 2004, 19:43

Quote:

Originally posted by kingo'mountain
hmmm, interesting...

so are shemales born that way or is it just by surgery?

Depends what you mean by "shemale". A man can grow breasts with the right levels of female hormones, if that's what you're asking.

billyvnilly · 29th December 2004, 19:48

its the presence of the x chromosome that determines if you are male, if its not there, humans goto default (female) the sexual bud was a pretty good analogy.

yenerich · 29th December 2004, 19:56

i think its because when being an embryon there is no difference betwen male and female, at the beggining we are all the same.

kingo'mountain · 29th December 2004, 20:24

Quote:

Originally posted by xzxzzx
Depends what you mean by "shemale".

transsexual, man with boobies or girl with dick, either

[edit], i'd post a few pics but porn will get my young tight ass kicked [/edit]

missyob · 29th December 2004, 20:35

Pretty funny Pappy

Love Ya!
~ Missy

toqer · 29th December 2004, 20:48

WTF you talking about? I have no nipples you freak.

xzxzzx · 29th December 2004, 21:00

Quote:

Originally posted by kingo'mountain
transsexual, man with boobies or girl with dick, either

[edit], i'd post a few pics but porn will get my young tight ass kicked [/edit]

Well, the term "transsexual" is vague. There are those who are born without a clear sex (yes, really), though most of the time, I believe people use that term to refer to a man who's taken hormones to grow boobs.

Tarron_D · 29th December 2004, 21:28

My dad owns a hardware store, and there are things you just kinda find out when you grow up with a hardware store in the family.

White Raven · 29th December 2004, 21:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
My arguement back to her is that the clitoris is an underdeveloped penis , much fighting follows...

I go with every embryo starts female and then gets the correct hormone to become male.

So therefore in essence, the penis is an overdeveloped clitoris, and the testicles are labia which have gleaned organs from the hormonal process.

Whee.

//edit

And Billy, it's the presence of the 'Y' chromosome that will make you male. Females have two X's, males have an X and a Y.

Some postulate that the missing string that creates the Y shape in males contains the capacity to ask for directions when lost.

missyob · 29th December 2004, 21:42

wouldnt a popsicle get really sticky?

29th December 2004, 11:32	#1
deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 5,560	why do men have nipples? anybody know the answer? i sure don't. There is no sig.

29th December 2004, 12:06	#4
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	One theory that I heard a while ago was every human embreyo started out as female and as development started to happen the X chromosome appears and produces a male. The reason behind it is because there would be no other reason for us to have nipples. I dont know if its true but meh. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

29th December 2004, 13:28	#12
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,313	Men have nipples for sensory reasons. Like when it's cold, they get pointy. And as we develop we are neither male or female. Every baby has a sexual bud (like a pseudo-penis) which either grows inward or continues to grow out as according to a hormones (which in turn are controlled by the presences or lack of a Y chromosome) elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

29th December 2004, 14:26	#14
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,313	elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

29th December 2004, 14:38	#17
siebe83 Forum King Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9,229	I just touched one of my nipples with my cold fingers. Sensational! If you're bored go here or, if the boredom is more serious, here.

29th December 2004, 11:35	#2
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Evolution.

29th December 2004, 11:39	#3
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	For your girlfriend to play with while she rides you, try it , it's much fun.

29th December 2004, 12:12	#5
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	I think it's the other way around, d0rk.

29th December 2004, 12:56	#8
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	My arguement back to her is that the clitoris is an underdeveloped penis , much fighting follows...

29th December 2004, 12:58	#9
Schmeet Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The timid west Posts: 1,444	The clitoris does form into the penis after the nipples are formed. Like d0rk said, everyone is female and then the chromosones change to male.... or something.

29th December 2004, 13:02	#10
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	So, in other words females rule

29th December 2004, 14:55	#18
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Now get your girlfriend to do it with an ice cube while she bumps and grinds, sensational x 10

29th December 2004, 15:07	#20
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	haha, yeah, that's always a good one.. Jones top tip of the day, always use fresh ice cubes for that one, don't take a mouthfull of vodka and ice cubes from your glass before trying it, it can often lead to tears.

29th December 2004, 15:23	#21
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in . "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

29th December 2004, 15:55	#23
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	grape popsicles

29th December 2004, 18:30	#27
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	Men have nipples so that every time I go into a hardware store looking for a toilet plunger I can have a little fun. Oh wait.. "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

29th December 2004, 19:36	#28
kingo'mountain in need of banned aid Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: over the rainb... uh... nevermind Posts: 2,716	hmmm, interesting... so are shemales born that way or is it just by surgery?

29th December 2004, 19:41	#30
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	They start out male (I'm pretty sure) and THEN go girl. Check out my music

29th December 2004, 19:48	#32
billyvnilly Forum King, M.D. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Detroit burbs Posts: 3,379	its the presence of the x chromosome that determines if you are male, if its not there, humans goto default (female) the sexual bud was a pretty good analogy.

29th December 2004, 19:56	#33
yenerich Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 295	i think its because when being an embryon there is no difference betwen male and female, at the beggining we are all the same.

29th December 2004, 20:35	#35
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	Pretty funny Pappy Love Ya! ~ Missy

29th December 2004, 20:48	#36
toqer Winamp's Little Stalker (Member) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under a bridge Posts: 796	WTF you talking about? I have no nipples you freak. Winamps Only Karaoke TV station, Live from the 7 Bamboo in San Jose California

29th December 2004, 21:28	#38
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	My dad owns a hardware store, and there are things you just kinda find out when you grow up with a hardware store in the family. "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

29th December 2004, 21:42	#40
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	wouldnt a popsicle get really sticky?

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