Not just Spongebob, but Flintstones?

cyu · 12th February 2005, 04:32

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Fred and Barney should be banned because they are virtually inseparable, are never seen wearing pants and live together in the suggestively-named town of Bedrock, complains a conservative activist

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6934878/site/newsweek

Tarron_D · 12th February 2005, 04:35

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh wait, excuse me...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Please! What will conservative activists think of next?

Print · 12th February 2005, 04:37

How about Bert and Ernie?? I mean c'mon there's something up there - am I right?

Tarron_D · 12th February 2005, 04:41

They're next, trust me. This whole thing is too funny. I knew stuff like this was coming. You know, even though we all know this stuff has nothing to do with gays, its still being targeted. Its all part of a huge gay backlash that is on its way. Its only going to get worse before it gets better.

griffinn · 12th February 2005, 04:42

George Bush and Condoleezza Rice?

Mattress · 12th February 2005, 04:42

fred and barney don't live together, they're also both married to women. who ever said that was a complete retard.

cyu · 12th February 2005, 04:45

Haha... I am surprised they haven't attacked Kerry and Edwards

Tarron_D · 12th February 2005, 04:49

My dad, being a republican, totally critisized Kerry and Edwards for their "lovey dovey huggy shit" as he put it. Im not quite sure WHY they haven't been publicly critisized for it, but they sure have been PRIVATELY critisized.

Mattress · 12th February 2005, 04:51

they were made fun of for it in the right wing blog-o-sphere.

Cognition · 12th February 2005, 05:04

They do realise as well, that bedrock is the name of the lowest rock layer in the crust of the Earth? And it's called that because the show is set way in the past when the lower layers of rock were at the top? OMG THE VERY GROUND WE WALK UPON IS SUGGESTIVE!

MidnightViper88 · 12th February 2005, 05:34

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Originally posted by Tarron_D
Please! What will conservative activists think of next?

"We'll have a GAY ol' time"?!

Please, it's so blantantly obvious that even a Liberal could figure out!

I know better than this can be done...

griffinn · 12th February 2005, 05:56

*sigh* Looks like nobody's got any clue yet. The author of the article, Andy Borowitz, writes satires on his site The Borowitz Report.

Among his latest satires that have been taken too seriously is the story, Fox News Buys Al-Jazeera.

bgesley · 12th February 2005, 08:01

I think the point was that even if it is satire, it still wasn't honestly surprising. Whether it be the KKK trying to take Barney off the air because the actor who plays Barney is black or whether it be the conservative reverand who attacks the so-called "white supremacy propoganda of the homosexual nazi Teletubbies" there is still going to be a group of uptight asswipes who think the freedom of speach should only pertain to people who share their beliefs.

Tarron_D · 13th February 2005, 04:22

Me agree to bgesley!

Jay · 13th February 2005, 05:31

the funny thing is, even on the page at the link posted at the top it says "Satire".

Mattress · 13th February 2005, 06:11

That'll teach me not to bother to click the link.

I have this problem where I trust people, it's so dumb.

Phyltre · 14th February 2005, 00:42

OMG!!! WHo said that!!!

Theyare soooo the stuupid! those conservatists activisms, so stuupid!!!!!

BTW, wut does 'satire" mean?

Mike H. · 14th February 2005, 00:51

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6955317/site/newsweek/

It was a joke.

I suspected something when I saw this line:

Quote:

Elsewhere, President Bush announced a budget of $2.57 trillion, most of which will go to paying for last month's inauguration.

12th February 2005, 04:35	#2
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh wait, excuse me...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Please! What will conservative activists think of next? "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

12th February 2005, 04:41	#4
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	They're next, trust me. This whole thing is too funny. I knew stuff like this was coming. You know, even though we all know this stuff has nothing to do with gays, its still being targeted. Its all part of a huge gay backlash that is on its way. Its only going to get worse before it gets better. "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

12th February 2005, 04:42	#5
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	George Bush and Condoleezza Rice? The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

12th February 2005, 04:42	#6
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	fred and barney don't live together, they're also both married to women. who ever said that was a complete retard. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

12th February 2005, 04:49	#8
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	My dad, being a republican, totally critisized Kerry and Edwards for their "lovey dovey huggy shit" as he put it. Im not quite sure WHY they haven't been publicly critisized for it, but they sure have been PRIVATELY critisized. "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

12th February 2005, 04:37	#3
Print Forum King Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,215	How about Bert and Ernie?? I mean c'mon there's something up there - am I right?

12th February 2005, 04:45	#7
cyu Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in front of my pc Posts: 1,617	Haha... I am surprised they haven't attacked Kerry and Edwards

12th February 2005, 04:51	#9
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	they were made fun of for it in the right wing blog-o-sphere. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

12th February 2005, 05:04	#10
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,245	They do realise as well, that bedrock is the name of the lowest rock layer in the crust of the Earth? And it's called that because the show is set way in the past when the lower layers of rock were at the top? OMG THE VERY GROUND WE WALK UPON IS SUGGESTIVE!

12th February 2005, 05:56	#12
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	sigh Looks like nobody's got any clue yet. The author of the article, Andy Borowitz, writes satires on his site The Borowitz Report. Among his latest satires that have been taken too seriously is the story, Fox News Buys Al-Jazeera. The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

12th February 2005, 08:01	#13
bgesley Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: without wax Posts: 948	I think the point was that even if it is satire, it still wasn't honestly surprising. Whether it be the KKK trying to take Barney off the air because the actor who plays Barney is black or whether it be the conservative reverand who attacks the so-called "white supremacy propoganda of the homosexual nazi Teletubbies" there is still going to be a group of uptight asswipes who think the freedom of speach should only pertain to people who share their beliefs.

13th February 2005, 04:22	#14
Tarron_D Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.) Posts: 501	Me agree to bgesley! "If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)

13th February 2005, 05:31	#15
Jay Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Next Door Posts: 8,942	the funny thing is, even on the page at the link posted at the top it says "Satire". -Jay \| Radio Toolbox.com

13th February 2005, 06:11	#16
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	That'll teach me not to bother to click the link. I have this problem where I trust people, it's so dumb. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

14th February 2005, 00:42	#17
Phyltre Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,751	OMG!!! WHo said that!!! Theyare soooo the stuupid! those conservatists activisms, so stuupid!!!!! BTW, wut does 'satire" mean?

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