I need advice.

d0rk · 13th October 2005, 22:52

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my g/f has been cheating on me. There are the usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner. I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a friend why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Lexus, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. Well, it was while I was crouched behind my Lexus I noticed my exhaust sucks.

Should I buy a replacement, or should I just take the chance and drive it until it falls off? Its a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. What do you think?

Mr Jones · 13th October 2005, 23:01

Change it now, it's a real pisser if it comes off while your thrashing along at 90mph

Either that or get the bus.

tuckerm · 13th October 2005, 23:44

how'd the story end tho!

Omit Name · 14th October 2005, 01:06

heh gj dork best damn post in a bit

Mattress · 14th October 2005, 01:39

replace the exhaust and your girlfriend now.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 14th October 2005, 01:52

Lose the girlfriend, and with the money you'll save by doing that, you can afford a new exhaust.

ElChevelle · 14th October 2005, 02:00

Fix your exhaust. Death is a life changing event.

Oh yea, scrap the bitch, she's been banging me on the side

mikm · 14th October 2005, 02:06

She's seeing you too?!

dotme · 14th October 2005, 03:35

Quote:

Originally posted by d0rk
Should I buy a replacement, or should I just take the chance and drive it until it falls off? Its a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. What do you think?

lol - if she's sleeping around and you keep driving her, you'll end up catching something and "it" will fall off. I'm in agreement - whether the exhaust or the woman, replace. Losing the pipe on your vehicle or yourself... either way, not a good situation.

SemiTechGeek · 14th October 2005, 04:40

The car:

If your mechanic can't find the leak, then gut it now. Better to get ripped off now rather then later with more repairs to be performed with higher fees

The Girl:

Dump her and burn all of her 50 cent albums and the other hip-hop albums with it. Hold it for ransom if you want and get info. If she draggs you into the courts for it you might have to pay for the albums plus court fees. Make her pay for cheating on you.

b0n3r · 14th October 2005, 18:36

That was a hillarious story, but sorry about the decieving girlfriend. As everyone else said, dump the woman, but when you end it, don't let her know your distraught over it. As for the car, you probably have an o2 sensor leak, and if thats so, you won't pass smog so get that fixed.

rohan_pwln · 14th October 2005, 19:07

leave her. Girls are like buses... when one goes... second comes... when second goes... third comes and if no one comes.. (u got the lexus for what??)

d0rk · 14th October 2005, 22:46

I appreciate the concern, if the story was real. Only a few people seemed to have caught on

tuckerm · 14th October 2005, 23:28

im guessing im not one of them

rofls

ElChevelle · 15th October 2005, 00:26

Of course I caught on but still dump the bitch so I can spend more time with her

13th October 2005, 22:52	#1
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	I need advice. I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my g/f has been cheating on me. There are the usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner. I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a friend why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Lexus, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. Well, it was while I was crouched behind my Lexus I noticed my exhaust sucks. Should I buy a replacement, or should I just take the chance and drive it until it falls off? Its a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. What do you think? I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

13th October 2005, 23:44	#3
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,364	how'd the story end tho! @tuckerm

14th October 2005, 01:39	#5
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	replace the exhaust and your girlfriend now. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

14th October 2005, 02:06	#8
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,286	She's seeing you too?! powered by C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

14th October 2005, 04:40	#10
SemiTechGeek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Teaching Starfleet how to fire a phaser with a hand rather than a pogo stick Posts: 324	The car: If your mechanic can't find the leak, then gut it now. Better to get ripped off now rather then later with more repairs to be performed with higher fees The Girl: Dump her and burn all of her 50 cent albums and the other hip-hop albums with it. Hold it for ransom if you want and get info. If she draggs you into the courts for it you might have to pay for the albums plus court fees. Make her pay for cheating on you. Rip the shacles from your ankles and live your life damnit "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

13th October 2005, 23:01	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Change it now, it's a real pisser if it comes off while your thrashing along at 90mph Either that or get the bus.

14th October 2005, 01:06	#4
Omit Name mostly harmless Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,809	heh gj dork best damn post in a bit

14th October 2005, 01:52	#6
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Lose the girlfriend, and with the money you'll save by doing that, you can afford a new exhaust.

14th October 2005, 02:00	#7
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Fix your exhaust. Death is a life changing event. Oh yea, scrap the bitch, she's been banging me on the side

14th October 2005, 18:36	#11
b0n3r Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 77	That was a hillarious story, but sorry about the decieving girlfriend. As everyone else said, dump the woman, but when you end it, don't let her know your distraught over it. As for the car, you probably have an o2 sensor leak, and if thats so, you won't pass smog so get that fixed.

14th October 2005, 19:07	#12
rohan_pwln Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 18 inches from hell Posts: 736	leave her. Girls are like buses... when one goes... second comes... when second goes... third comes and if no one comes.. (u got the lexus for what??) My MAKI contribs.: STONE My WebSite My Blog My Skins: fnk 32 Rioport v1 Sienna Burning Steel My Saying: Eat healthy, Stay fit... Die Anyway

14th October 2005, 22:46	#13
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	I appreciate the concern, if the story was real. Only a few people seemed to have caught on I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

14th October 2005, 23:28	#14
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,364	im guessing im not one of them rofls @tuckerm

15th October 2005, 00:26	#15
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Of course I caught on but still dump the bitch so I can spend more time with her

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