The Pearly Gates - Who makes it, who............ doesn't?

Cylob · 13th January 2006, 22:02

Name a band you'd admit to music heaven, then a band you'd rather see licking the afor's testicles (for all of eternity).

Admitted (admitto), New Order

Refused (renuto), Smashing Pumpkins

Well, there's nothing like kicking up a stink.

JFASI · 14th January 2006, 00:33

Admitted ---> Medeski Martin and Wood

Denied ---> Aerosmith

Spazz333 · 14th January 2006, 08:07

Admitted - Kidneythieves
Denied - Stereolab

Cylob · 14th January 2006, 08:18

Admitto, Le Tigre

Renuto, Hole

But let's face it, one of Courtney's ambitions is to screw the devil himself.

MidnightViper88 · 14th January 2006, 08:21

Well, I don't know about bands on a whole, but I can tell you as seperate musicians...

Admitted - Eddie Van Halen
Denied - C.C. DeVille

Spazz333 · 14th January 2006, 08:35

Admitted : Michelle Branch
Denied : Michelle Branch (Damn near slipped past because she had a guitar.

Cylob · 14th January 2006, 10:36

Quite! What function do soft-rock-female-solo-artists serve? They look sexy with a guitar, but can they rock? Nope!

Admitto - Nina Hynes
Renuto - KT Tunstall (for the crime of slapping & stroking that guitar as if it was alive). It's a bit of friggin' wood and metal.

ScorLibran · 14th January 2006, 16:38

Admitted: Pink Floyd

Denied: All the rest

OK, OK. Something more specific...

Denied: Autechre

gaekwad2 · 14th January 2006, 18:09

Admitted: Syd Barrett
Denied: the rest of Pink Floyd

and (to get both in one post)
Admitted: King Crimson
Denied: Rush

ScorLibran · 14th January 2006, 19:28

Quote:

Originally posted by gaekwad2
Denied: the rest of Pink Floyd

Quote:

Originally posted by gaekwad2
Denied: Rush

Then again, this already came first:

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorLibran
Denied: All the rest

Cylob · 14th January 2006, 19:37

What, even Rush?

Admitted: Keith Harris & Orville
Denied: Coil, Recoil, Icon of Coil. Oh, & This Mortal Coil.

gaekwad2 · 14th January 2006, 20:03

Admitted: Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Denied: Aerosmith

ScorLibran · 14th January 2006, 21:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Cylob
What, even Rush?

I know. There are some nasty recommendations here.

Admitted: Heavy metal

Denied: All the odd variants of heavy metal: goth metal, black metal and opera metal, for instance

gaekwad2 · 14th January 2006, 21:20

Admitted: Hard Rock
Denied (sent to the deepest pits): Melodic Hard Rock

ScorLibran · 15th January 2006, 03:45

Quote:

Originally posted by gaekwad2
Denied (sent to the deepest pits): Melodic Hard Rock

Agreed.

Cylob · 15th January 2006, 11:40

Makes a change for someone else to be genre-bashing.

Admitted: Def Leppard (the 80's variety).
Denied: Van Halen, Whitesnake, GNR

gaekwad2 · 15th January 2006, 12:05

On with the genre-bashing:

Admitted: Detroit-Techno
Denied: Trance

Cylob · 15th January 2006, 12:21

Admitted: Country on the Click
Denied: Country & Western (to be locked up with the metal posse, both sides to be armed to the teeth).

gaekwad2 · 15th January 2006, 12:36

I'd rather lock up the Country rednecks with the Gangsta Rappers.

Admitted (barely, maybe after a few centuries purgatory for anything he did after 1980): Stevie Wonder

The Metal crowd will be punished by having to listen to

Denied: Jamiroquai

Cylob · 15th January 2006, 12:52

You must seriously hate metal.

Admitted: Clan of Xymox

Denied: All 20,000 Abba tribute bands, to follow Sting off into the desert (the lot of them never to be seen again).

ElChevelle · 15th January 2006, 13:42

Admitted: Ronnie James Dio

OH FUCK THAT!

Dio kicks off Eternal Damnation Tour in Hell!

\m/

gaekwad2 · 15th January 2006, 15:38

Admitted: Joe Baiza
Denied: Carlos Santana

Mattress · 16th January 2006, 18:45

you'd let detroit techno into heaven? Blech!

Admitted: Ridley Bent
Denied: Tenacious D

gaekwad2 · 16th January 2006, 19:16

Admitted: Robert Johnson
Denied: Eric Clapton

Mattress · 16th January 2006, 21:21

in: TJ Rehmi
out: Ananda Shankar

k_rock923 · 16th January 2006, 21:42

What? Eric Clapton denied?

Admitted: Roger Waters
Denied: Dave Matthews

Cylob · 17th January 2006, 19:03

Quote:

Originally posted by k_rock923
What? Eric Clapton denied?

"Leyla" (however you spell it) adorned every GM Vauxhall ad of the 80's.

What he made from the ads he lost in credibility & album sales.

Sorry Eric, bad move!

ElChevelle · 18th January 2006, 02:34

Admitted: Keith Richards

Oh shit, Sorry!
I thought we were nominating admissions into rehab.

MidnightViper88 · 18th January 2006, 23:33

Admitted: Stryper
Denied: AC/DC

Has nothing to do with musical talent, but it sure is fitting...

gaekwad2 · 18th January 2006, 23:37

In related news all but one* of heaven's inhabitants just seeked asylum in hell.

*guess who

BlackHairedBlon · 19th January 2006, 05:21

Haha this is funny--

admitted, Slash
denied, Gene Simmons

Mattress · 19th January 2006, 13:35

Admitted: Paul van Dyk
Denied: Paul Oakenfold

13th January 2006, 22:02	#1
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	The Pearly Gates - Who makes it, who............ doesn't? Name a band you'd admit to music heaven, then a band you'd rather see licking the afor's testicles (for all of eternity). Admitted (admitto), New Order Refused (renuto), Smashing Pumpkins Well, there's nothing like kicking up a stink. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

14th January 2006, 00:33	#2
JFASI Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: I was hoping you could tell me Posts: 1,350	Admitted ---> Medeski Martin and Wood Denied ---> Aerosmith Certified Spam Connoisseur.

14th January 2006, 08:18	#4
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	Admitto, Le Tigre Renuto, Hole But let's face it, one of Courtney's ambitions is to screw the devil himself. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

14th January 2006, 08:21	#5
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Well, I don't know about bands on a whole, but I can tell you as seperate musicians... Admitted - Eddie Van Halen Denied - C.C. DeVille "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

14th January 2006, 10:36	#7
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	Quite! What function do soft-rock-female-solo-artists serve? They look sexy with a guitar, but can they rock? Nope! Admitto - Nina Hynes Renuto - KT Tunstall (for the crime of slapping & stroking that guitar as if it was alive). It's a bit of friggin' wood and metal. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

14th January 2006, 08:07	#3
Spazz333 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 1,498	Admitted - Kidneythieves Denied - Stereolab

14th January 2006, 08:35	#6
Spazz333 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 1,498	Admitted : Michelle Branch Denied : Michelle Branch (Damn near slipped past because she had a guitar.

14th January 2006, 16:38	#8
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	Admitted: Pink Floyd Denied: All the rest OK, OK. Something more specific... Denied: Autechre I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

14th January 2006, 18:09	#9
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Admitted: Syd Barrett Denied: the rest of Pink Floyd and (to get both in one post) Admitted: King Crimson Denied: Rush

14th January 2006, 19:37	#11
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	What, even Rush? Admitted: Keith Harris & Orville Denied: Coil, Recoil, Icon of Coil. Oh, & This Mortal Coil. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

14th January 2006, 20:03	#12
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Admitted: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Denied: Aerosmith

14th January 2006, 21:20	#14
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Admitted: Hard Rock Denied (sent to the deepest pits): Melodic Hard Rock

15th January 2006, 11:40	#16
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	Makes a change for someone else to be genre-bashing. Admitted: Def Leppard (the 80's variety). Denied: Van Halen, Whitesnake, GNR Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

15th January 2006, 12:05	#17
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	On with the genre-bashing: Admitted: Detroit-Techno Denied: Trance

15th January 2006, 12:21	#18
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	Admitted: Country on the Click Denied: Country & Western (to be locked up with the metal posse, both sides to be armed to the teeth). Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

15th January 2006, 12:36	#19
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	I'd rather lock up the Country rednecks with the Gangsta Rappers. Admitted (barely, maybe after a few centuries purgatory for anything he did after 1980): Stevie Wonder The Metal crowd will be punished by having to listen to Denied: Jamiroquai

15th January 2006, 12:52	#20
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	You must seriously hate metal. Admitted: Clan of Xymox Denied: All 20,000 Abba tribute bands, to follow Sting off into the desert (the lot of them never to be seen again). Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

15th January 2006, 13:42	#21
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Admitted: Ronnie James Dio OH FUCK THAT! Dio kicks off Eternal Damnation Tour in Hell! \m/

15th January 2006, 15:38	#22
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Admitted: Joe Baiza Denied: Carlos Santana

16th January 2006, 18:45	#23
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	you'd let detroit techno into heaven? Blech! Admitted: Ridley Bent Denied: Tenacious D Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

16th January 2006, 19:16	#24
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Admitted: Robert Johnson Denied: Eric Clapton

16th January 2006, 21:21	#25
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	in: TJ Rehmi out: Ananda Shankar Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

16th January 2006, 21:42	#26
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	What? Eric Clapton denied? Admitted: Roger Waters Denied: Dave Matthews Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

18th January 2006, 02:34	#28
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Admitted: Keith Richards Oh shit, Sorry! I thought we were nominating admissions into rehab.

18th January 2006, 23:33	#29
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Admitted: Stryper Denied: AC/DC Has nothing to do with musical talent, but it sure is fitting... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th January 2006, 23:37	#30
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	In related news all but one* of heaven's inhabitants just seeked asylum in hell. *guess who

19th January 2006, 05:21	#31
BlackHairedBlon Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: California Posts: 22	Haha this is funny-- admitted, Slash denied, Gene Simmons

19th January 2006, 13:35	#32
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	Admitted: Paul van Dyk Denied: Paul Oakenfold Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

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