Bacon.

d0rk · 21st January 2006, 16:04

I was at the grocery store last week. The man in front of me purchased 13 packages of bacon. I've been trying to think of what you would need 13 packages of bacon for. My first thought was a large breakfast the next morning but that is wrong as he bought a loaf of bread, pop/cola/soda, cigarettes, tuna, soup and random other stuff.

Why would you need to buy that much bacon?

Discuss.

Rocker · 21st January 2006, 16:08

fattening up some kids so he can eat them later

SSJ4 Gogitta · 21st January 2006, 16:12

So you don't have to buy more bacon later? And just because he didn't buy other breakfast items, doesn't mean he is out at home. Perhaps he was out of his stock of bacon. Perhaps some of his kids friends are staying over and he's going to fix them a bunch of bacon, biscuits and eggs in the morning? Maybe he's going fishing and going to use bacon as bait?

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 21st January 2006, 16:18

Maybe he's got stock in Oscar Meyer.

S-uper_T-oast · 21st January 2006, 16:52

Maybe it was on sale.

dlinkwit27 · 21st January 2006, 16:54

http://nerdyshirts.com/product_info....06788549eb4ed6

d0rk · 21st January 2006, 17:11

Quote:

Originally posted by S-uper_T-oast
Maybe it was on sale.

First thing I thought of but it wasn't

Mr Jones · 21st January 2006, 17:21

Maybe he's trying to build a pig.

rockouthippie · 21st January 2006, 17:32

On sale super cheap and he has a freezer?. I don't think I ever bought 13 pounds, but I've bought 5 before....

I gave up the bacon and eggs cuz the doc told me my cholesterol was too high, but 4 eggs and a half pound used to be breakfast...

And anti cholesterol drugs are really spendy....

To be twenty again.....

MidnightViper88 · 21st January 2006, 18:37

Beggin Strips - Humans don't know it's not bacon...

"IT'S BACON!!!"

m0e · 21st January 2006, 18:45

I'm think Jones is on to something.

@ Mr. Hippie, some mornings when my knees don't want to work and my back is screaming at me I think it would be nice to be twenty again. But I change my mind when I remember how much of an idiot I was then.

d0rk · 21st January 2006, 18:46

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Maybe he's trying to build a pig.

I think your right!

rockouthippie · 21st January 2006, 19:46

Quote:

Originally posted by m0e
I think it would be nice to be twenty again. But I change my mind when I remember how much of an idiot I was then.

Yeah man, but we didn't know we were idiots.... that's what made it so special.....

missyob · 21st January 2006, 19:52

But if you knew then what you know now what would you change?

ElChevelle · 21st January 2006, 21:02

Maybe he's married to a blonde who told him he better start bringing home the bacon or she's leaving.

No offense Missy

rockouthippie · 22nd January 2006, 03:13

Nope, I brought home the bacon and she left anyway... with half the bacon....

What would I change?. That's a really tough question.

MStar · 22nd January 2006, 03:23

I [heart] bacon.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 22nd January 2006, 03:23

Quote:

Image: http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artis.../bacon-pig.jpg

Ya know, that's really sick if you think about it.

missyob · 22nd January 2006, 03:24

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Maybe he's married to a blonde who told him he better start bringing home the bacon or she's leaving.

No offense Missy

That was waayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!

MStar · 22nd January 2006, 03:25

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
Ya know, that's really sick if you think about it.

"Artshole" could be mispronounced for something else too.

ElChevelle · 22nd January 2006, 07:27

That is disgusting.
My first thought is picking it up and getting that grease all over your hands that's really hard to wash off.
/gets new masturbate idea.
Don't ya think the smell of cooking bacon is a universally great smell?

Bilbo Baggins · 22nd January 2006, 21:07

Perhaps he just works at a restaurant or eaterie and they needed bacon, and he decided to get a bit of his own shopping at the same time.

c2R · 22nd January 2006, 21:32

Indeed - he might have been the owner of a local B&B or greasy spoon....

21st January 2006, 16:04	#1
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Bacon. I was at the grocery store last week. The man in front of me purchased 13 packages of bacon. I've been trying to think of what you would need 13 packages of bacon for. My first thought was a large breakfast the next morning but that is wrong as he bought a loaf of bread, pop/cola/soda, cigarettes, tuna, soup and random other stuff. Why would you need to buy that much bacon? Discuss. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

21st January 2006, 16:54	#6
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,236	http://nerdyshirts.com/product_info....06788549eb4ed6 ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

21st January 2006, 18:37	#10
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Beggin Strips - Humans don't know it's not bacon... "IT'S BACON!!!" "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

21st January 2006, 18:45	#11
m0e This Space For Rent (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The great north wasteland of the States Posts: 1,458	I'm think Jones is on to something. @ Mr. Hippie, some mornings when my knees don't want to work and my back is screaming at me I think it would be nice to be twenty again. But I change my mind when I remember how much of an idiot I was then. KEXP

22nd January 2006, 21:32	#23
c2R Stereotype? (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ware, England Posts: 3,511	Indeed - he might have been the owner of a local B&B or greasy spoon.... lights out for darker skies # forums.winamp.com boinc team # tms

21st January 2006, 16:08	#2
Rocker Hiding in plain sight (mod) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 9,910	fattening up some kids so he can eat them later

21st January 2006, 16:12	#3
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	So you don't have to buy more bacon later? And just because he didn't buy other breakfast items, doesn't mean he is out at home. Perhaps he was out of his stock of bacon. Perhaps some of his kids friends are staying over and he's going to fix them a bunch of bacon, biscuits and eggs in the morning? Maybe he's going fishing and going to use bacon as bait?

21st January 2006, 16:18	#4
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Maybe he's got stock in Oscar Meyer.

21st January 2006, 16:52	#5
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,657	Maybe it was on sale.

21st January 2006, 17:21	#8
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Maybe he's trying to build a pig.

21st January 2006, 17:32	#9
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	On sale super cheap and he has a freezer?. I don't think I ever bought 13 pounds, but I've bought 5 before.... I gave up the bacon and eggs cuz the doc told me my cholesterol was too high, but 4 eggs and a half pound used to be breakfast... And anti cholesterol drugs are really spendy.... To be twenty again.....

21st January 2006, 19:52	#14
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	But if you knew then what you know now what would you change?

21st January 2006, 21:02	#15
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Maybe he's married to a blonde who told him he better start bringing home the bacon or she's leaving. No offense Missy

22nd January 2006, 03:13	#16
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	Nope, I brought home the bacon and she left anyway... with half the bacon.... What would I change?. That's a really tough question.

22nd January 2006, 03:23	#17
MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	I [heart] bacon.

22nd January 2006, 07:27	#21
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	That is disgusting. My first thought is picking it up and getting that grease all over your hands that's really hard to wash off. /gets new masturbate idea. Don't ya think the smell of cooking bacon is a universally great smell?

22nd January 2006, 21:07	#22
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Perhaps he just works at a restaurant or eaterie and they needed bacon, and he decided to get a bit of his own shopping at the same time.

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