Flight Attendant

d0rk · 30th August 2006, 04:23

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

alex_gamer · 30th August 2006, 04:51

what the hell. he better get fired.

Rocker · 30th August 2006, 06:36

lol

swingdjted · 30th August 2006, 06:41

I've heard a different version of that joke but basically the same punch line.

Had this happened in real life I would have applauded him for doing his job of making her abide by flight rules.

. - .... .- -. .... · 30th August 2006, 08:57

I'd like to see an "arabic looking woman" open her mouth on a plane in this day and age. Chances are she'd be duct-taped to her seat and the plane would be landing at the nearest airport.

Vie · 30th August 2006, 09:55

Depresingly true... ..but I'ed SO love to have seen that happen in real life.

ElChevelle · 30th August 2006, 11:13

Quote:

Originally posted by ethan_h
I'd like to see an "arabic looking woman" open her mouth on a plane in this day and age. Chances are she'd be duct-taped to her seat and the plane would be landing at the nearest airport.

On the ground, you jihad bitch!

mysterious_w · 30th August 2006, 11:57

Quote:

Originally posted by alex_gamer
what the hell. he better get fired.

alex_gamer · 30th August 2006, 17:14

sorry about that, i was half asleep when i wrote that.
/makes a note saying 'bed before 12:30 am, OR ELSE'

dlichterman · 30th August 2006, 17:36

LOL

And in response to alex_gamer....looks like YOU had an ID10T error

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 31st August 2006, 01:42

Good one, d0rk.

xzxzzx · 31st August 2006, 15:01

*actually lolled*

ShyShy · 31st August 2006, 16:35

That was a good one.

30th August 2006, 04:23	#1
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch." I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

30th August 2006, 04:51	#2
alex_gamer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the crossroads of life... Posts: 285	what the hell. he better get fired. the computer is never at fault for an error; a human is, though. DO NOT PM me for tech support. No matter what you're doing, use the right tool for the job!

30th August 2006, 06:41	#4
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,064	I've heard a different version of that joke but basically the same punch line. Had this happened in real life I would have applauded him for doing his job of making her abide by flight rules. Don't forget to live before you die.

30th August 2006, 08:57	#5
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,104	I'd like to see an "arabic looking woman" open her mouth on a plane in this day and age. Chances are she'd be duct-taped to her seat and the plane would be landing at the nearest airport. Like my photography? Buy some here....

30th August 2006, 09:55	#6
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	Depresingly true... ..but I'ed SO love to have seen that happen in real life. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

30th August 2006, 06:36	#3
Rocker Hiding in plain sight (mod) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 9,910	lol

30th August 2006, 17:14	#9
alex_gamer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the crossroads of life... Posts: 285	sorry about that, i was half asleep when i wrote that. /makes a note saying 'bed before 12:30 am, OR ELSE' the computer is never at fault for an error; a human is, though. DO NOT PM me for tech support. No matter what you're doing, use the right tool for the job!

30th August 2006, 17:36	#10
dlichterman Forum King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Where Hell Froze Over Posts: 2,466	LOL And in response to alex_gamer....looks like YOU had an ID10T error Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.--If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0--Guess the band from pics game

31st August 2006, 01:42	#11
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Good one, d0rk.

31st August 2006, 15:01	#12
xzxzzx Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,254	actually lolled Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34\|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? \| Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.

31st August 2006, 16:35	#13
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	That was a good one.

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