What was the woRsT thing u eveR aTe?

mistermeow · 10th January 2007, 03:12

I took one or two bites out of a moon pie as a kid, only to have black ants flowwwww out of it like people out of a burning building.

The worst thing I almost ate... I poured out a bowl of Count Chocula, which had maggots dancing around in it... :P

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 10th January 2007, 03:17

Can't really think of any one particular instance off the top of my head right now...

But I do hate brussel sprouts, mustard, and sauerkraut with a passion.

Omega X · 10th January 2007, 04:38

A fresh salad...

skryingbreath · 10th January 2007, 05:14

Somebody fix the title before I have an aneurysm.

/Oh, and sour milk at a friend's house. Ended up chucking all over the street. I'm cautious about what I put in my mouth. (In before penis joke.)

randman · 10th January 2007, 06:34

Elephant pussy.

Mr Jones · 10th January 2007, 08:04

Oh, you've met my ex wife then randman?

Too-DAMN-Much · 10th January 2007, 08:53

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
(In before penis joke.)

quite tempting considering your avatar (not to mention that other one you had)....

BUT, i won't. [/OFFTOPIC]

hmmm... nasty things to eat.... can't say i've ever eaten a non candy cow pie (they're pretty good too, the candy ones)..... MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmM....

chocolate cow-tails....

oh yes now, where was i?
oh yea, crappy food.... let's see anything with :
1. brussels
2. mushrooms (but i have eaten a few that were pretty fun)
3. asparagus
4. anything vegetarian

ElChevelle · 10th January 2007, 11:34

Crack an egg into a frying pan sometime to find a nearly fully developed chick fall out

/didn't eat it.

Too-DAMN-Much · 10th January 2007, 14:47

what if we paid you a few thou?

Razzinno · 10th January 2007, 16:16

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Crack an egg into a frying pan sometime to find a nearly fully developed chick fall out

/didn't eat it.

My friend had the same thing happen to her. She was mixing a cake and cracked an egg into the bowl that already had the flour, vanilla, etc. already in it. She freaked out and threw away the bowl and all.

Worst thing I ate was a burger at McDonalds that had pubic hair in it.

mistermeow · 10th January 2007, 17:02

There is this burger joint in Miami called Gabes, has the best fries ever. In highschool, my friend got a pubic hair in his large fries, I told him the big girl behind the counter must have really liked him.

(My fries were hair free).

Vie · 10th January 2007, 17:04

French Melons

I was nearly ill after only one spoonfull

cooky560 · 10th January 2007, 17:14

Sprouts, worst things ever, that moon pie story is pretty gross too

ElChevelle · 10th January 2007, 18:16

I found a cockroach in my ex-girlfriend's vagina once.
He ate more than I did.

gameplaya15143 · 10th January 2007, 18:23

.. the cheap microwave chicken dinner thing I ate for lunch today

pretty bad

germain47 · 10th January 2007, 18:45

Back in elementry school you could tell what day of the week it was by the food they served in the cafeteria. Most of it was tolerable, but on Thursdays they served turnip greens.

Totally disgusting, even had little jars of vinegar set out to pour on that foul smelling pile of green sludge. And if you're wondering, no, you could not tell the cafeteria lady not to put them on your plate. Walk through the line, dish up your plate, keep moving.

Week after week I mangaged to avoid eating a single bite. However, my teacher used Thursdays as eat with her students day. We sat at tables of four and she was slowly working her way through the class. I had been trying to figure out what week she would get to my table, so I be sick that Thursday. But if she had a pattern it was beyond me. Every Thursday a moment of pure dread before she selected the table of the week.

Finally the week arrived when she parked herself at my table. My mind raced, trying to think of anything to get out of the loving glare ole Miss Henderson would soon be directing my way. Nothing! I was trapped and doomed. I carefully picked my around the slimmy green pile hoping she
wouldn't notice. Just five more minutes, maybe she wouldn't say anything, but the mound on my plate was becoming more and more noticable. Finally the words I had dreaded.
"Aren't you going to eat your greens?"
"Nooo, I don't eat those things."
"Well, I want you to at least try a bite."

That was it, backed into a corner, I nodded a weak
"Yes mam"
and shoved a fork full into my mouth. My plan was to quickly wash it down with the milk I had saved. I chewed as little as possible then turned up the milk carton. Now with a mouth full of milk mixed with that nasty green slime I began to swallow and that's when the gag reflex hit. It was sudden and explosive. Sprayed the whole table including dear ole Miss Henderson.
Ooops!
Luckily, she handled it quite well.
After the initial shock, my classmates thought it was funny.

Miss Henderson never sat with us at lunch again and never a turnip green has graced my plate since.

. - .... .- -. .... · 11th January 2007, 04:31

The caps lock key, by the looks of it...

I've eaten everything at some stage - dog, cat, rat, cockroackes, various insects, um..... bulls testicles... I could go on...

10th January 2007, 03:12	#1
mistermeow Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 110	What was the woRsT thing u eveR aTe? I took one or two bites out of a moon pie as a kid, only to have black ants flowwwww out of it like people out of a burning building. The worst thing I almost ate... I poured out a bowl of Count Chocula, which had maggots dancing around in it... :P

10th January 2007, 06:34	#5
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	Elephant pussy. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

10th January 2007, 14:47	#9
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	what if we paid you a few thou? I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

10th January 2007, 17:04	#12
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	French Melons I was nearly ill after only one spoonfull Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

10th January 2007, 17:14	#13
cooky560 Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Around Posts: 1,181	Sprouts, worst things ever, that moon pie story is pretty gross too Cooky560 - Making Pointless Posts since 8/12/ 2002 WWW. Victory Requires no explanation, defeat allows none. All that Evil needs to triumph is for good men to do nothing

10th January 2007, 03:17	#2
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Can't really think of any one particular instance off the top of my head right now... But I do hate brussel sprouts, mustard, and sauerkraut with a passion.

10th January 2007, 04:38	#3
Omega X Forum King Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A Parallel Dimension Posts: 2,253	A fresh salad...

10th January 2007, 05:14	#4
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	Somebody fix the title before I have an aneurysm. /Oh, and sour milk at a friend's house. Ended up chucking all over the street. I'm cautious about what I put in my mouth. (In before penis joke.)

10th January 2007, 08:04	#6
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Oh, you've met my ex wife then randman?

10th January 2007, 11:34	#8
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Crack an egg into a frying pan sometime to find a nearly fully developed chick fall out /didn't eat it.

10th January 2007, 17:02	#11
mistermeow Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 110	There is this burger joint in Miami called Gabes, has the best fries ever. In highschool, my friend got a pubic hair in his large fries, I told him the big girl behind the counter must have really liked him. (My fries were hair free).

10th January 2007, 18:16	#14
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I found a cockroach in my ex-girlfriend's vagina once. He ate more than I did.

10th January 2007, 18:23	#15
gameplaya15143 Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 753	.. the cheap microwave chicken dinner thing I ate for lunch today pretty bad ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

10th January 2007, 18:45	#16
germain47 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: by the banks of the Swannanoa River Posts: 199	Back in elementry school you could tell what day of the week it was by the food they served in the cafeteria. Most of it was tolerable, but on Thursdays they served turnip greens. Totally disgusting, even had little jars of vinegar set out to pour on that foul smelling pile of green sludge. And if you're wondering, no, you could not tell the cafeteria lady not to put them on your plate. Walk through the line, dish up your plate, keep moving. Week after week I mangaged to avoid eating a single bite. However, my teacher used Thursdays as eat with her students day. We sat at tables of four and she was slowly working her way through the class. I had been trying to figure out what week she would get to my table, so I be sick that Thursday. But if she had a pattern it was beyond me. Every Thursday a moment of pure dread before she selected the table of the week. Finally the week arrived when she parked herself at my table. My mind raced, trying to think of anything to get out of the loving glare ole Miss Henderson would soon be directing my way. Nothing! I was trapped and doomed. I carefully picked my around the slimmy green pile hoping she wouldn't notice. Just five more minutes, maybe she wouldn't say anything, but the mound on my plate was becoming more and more noticable. Finally the words I had dreaded. "Aren't you going to eat your greens?" "Nooo, I don't eat those things." "Well, I want you to at least try a bite." That was it, backed into a corner, I nodded a weak "Yes mam" and shoved a fork full into my mouth. My plan was to quickly wash it down with the milk I had saved. I chewed as little as possible then turned up the milk carton. Now with a mouth full of milk mixed with that nasty green slime I began to swallow and that's when the gag reflex hit. It was sudden and explosive. Sprayed the whole table including dear ole Miss Henderson. Ooops! Luckily, she handled it quite well. After the initial shock, my classmates thought it was funny. Miss Henderson never sat with us at lunch again and never a turnip green has graced my plate since.

11th January 2007, 04:31	#17
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,104	The caps lock key, by the looks of it... I've eaten everything at some stage - dog, cat, rat, cockroackes, various insects, um..... bulls testicles... I could go on... Like my photography? Buy some here....

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