Last Night Was so Awesome

Too-DAMN-Much · 19th February 2007, 15:56

i got some booty

Mr Jones · 19th February 2007, 15:59

What was his name?

Too-DAMN-Much · 19th February 2007, 15:59

her name was sarah.

p.s. your old boots were better

Mr Jones · 19th February 2007, 16:05

Yours are still irritating what ya gonna do?

Too-DAMN-Much · 19th February 2007, 16:09

but yea noone came last night though, we couldn't really maintain a good rhythm (probably cuz it was me first time) for long, but, oh well... she'll be here in about 2 hours for round 2.

Mr Jones · 19th February 2007, 16:10

I'm sure she'll be pleased you are sharing the details of your grubby fumbles with a bunch of internet wierdos, very noble of you ...

Too-DAMN-Much · 19th February 2007, 16:16

haha, she doesn't even know this page exists, hell she may not even know what winamp is

fwgx · 19th February 2007, 16:20

TTIUWP!

Too-DAMN-Much · 19th February 2007, 16:23

dream on phily....

watadoo · 19th February 2007, 16:25

Video, we need video!

Mr Jones · 19th February 2007, 16:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
haha, she doesn't even know this page exists, hell she may not even know what winamp is

If she turns out out to be a WiMP or even worse Real fan, you'll get laughed out of these forums by default you know.

shakey_snake · 19th February 2007, 16:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
her name was sarah.

p.s. your old boots were better

I know dudes who go by sarah.

ElChevelle · 19th February 2007, 18:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
but yea noone came last night though, we couldn't really maintain a good rhythm (probably cuz it was me first time) for long, but, oh well... she'll be here in about 2 hours for round 2.

Maybe girls aren't your cup of tea.

Widdykats · 19th February 2007, 18:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I'm sure she'll be pleased you are sharing the details of your grubby fumbles with a bunch of internet wierdos, very noble of you ...

That gets an Amen! TDM, what are you thinking?

Vie · 19th February 2007, 18:34

I can still remember my first time.

Mostly because it was in a closet at a Hotel, but we can gloss over the details.

billyvnilly · 19th February 2007, 18:44

pictures or it didn't happen

MidnightViper88 · 19th February 2007, 20:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
i got some booty

Were you awake when it happened?

mysterious_w · 19th February 2007, 20:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
(probably cuz it was me first time)

Aren't you like 23?

billyvnilly · 19th February 2007, 20:24

Quote:

Originally posted by mysterious_w
Aren't you like 23?

Oh snap. Thats cold.

zootm · 19th February 2007, 20:24

Oh. My. Goodness.

Don't you know any real people to boast about this to? Do you plan on printing out this thread and giving it to her to show your maturity?

What do you plan on doing when I track you down and give her a printout?

ElChevelle · 19th February 2007, 20:35

booÂ·ty /Ëˆbuti/
Pronunciation[boo-tee]

1. spoil taken from an enemy in war; plunder; pillage.
2. something that is seized by violence and robbery.
3. any prize or gain.

Arrrrrrr matey!

mysterious_w · 19th February 2007, 21:50

Plus, you get no credit if:

A. She's a man
B. You paid for it
C. She's a whale

skryingbreath · 19th February 2007, 22:33

D. GHB was involved

Vie · 19th February 2007, 22:46

Quote:

Originally posted by mysterious_w

A. She's a man

Unless your Gay/Bi and have kinky taste.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 19th February 2007, 23:10

Booty?

Widdykats · 20th February 2007, 01:13

^ Ok! I threw up!

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 20th February 2007, 02:04

My work here is done.

ScorLibran · 20th February 2007, 02:12

I'm assuming sex was involved.

(Not all of this thread is resolving for me.)

If so, why talk about sex on the internet?

Mr Jones · 20th February 2007, 06:30

I'm thinking it was more his right hand and a jar of peanut butter myself.

Too-DAMN-Much · 20th February 2007, 07:49

oh no, there was plenty of sex, i didn't pay for it and one girl got fucked by everyone except one dude, neither of them were males as far as i could feel, and one was actually quite skinny and very hot.

as for why i'm sharing it here, i dunno, why not? she'll never see this, 0 chance, i know for a fact, she's not a computer nerd and all she uses mine for is checking her myspace and music, plus i'm 25 and was still a virgin, but as of yesterday, i've bagged one decent looking big girl, and one hot as hell skinny girl, unfortunately the skinny girl was getting passed around more than the pot, but i really doubted it'd go anywhere anyway and while i do want it to, it's not up to me, and doesn't look like she will end up with me...
she was supposed to be sleeping in my bed tonight (the hot one) but we think my roommate got her pregnant, so she's going to have to go home and take her morning after pill, everyone was really drunk, and some were stoned on pot.

all in all a night chock full of debauchery and other sexual goodness.

i made sure there are no regrets for any of the women or men involved also.

[EDIT] i was able to make the skinny girl cum too. [/EDIT]

Widdykats · 20th February 2007, 09:07

Well...Thanks for sharin'

Warrior of the Light · 20th February 2007, 09:08

[...]

mysterious_w · 20th February 2007, 11:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much
i've bagged one decent looking big girl, and one hot as hell skinny girl, unfortunately the skinny girl was getting passed around more than the pot,

So basically, last night you had sex with two girls at a party, who were fucking every other dude there.

Enjoy your AIDS.

shakey_snake · 20th February 2007, 11:44

Sounds like grandma and grandpa would be proud.

Carmagio · 20th February 2007, 12:13

You are one sad moron

skryingbreath · 20th February 2007, 13:11

"When was your first time?"
"Oh, there was a couple chicks being passed around the room and I sneaked in and got some when nobody was looking and then bragged about it on an internets forum."
"Wow...I've got to say, you're pretty pathetic."
"ITS NOT LIKE SHE CAN SEE ANY OF THIS LOL SHE DOESNT EVEN HAEV A COMPUTERS."

ElChevelle · 20th February 2007, 15:16

I'd have more respect for you had you paid an old man in an alley somewhere.

ASD5A · 20th February 2007, 16:31

@tdm: ...

thats just fuckin sad.
as mysterious_w said: "Enjoy your AIDS"

Psythik · 20th February 2007, 19:28

It's quite sad that guys these days try so hard to get laid just so they can brag about it on the internet when they finally do.

zootm · 20th February 2007, 20:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Psythik
It's quite sad that guys these days try so hard to get laid just so they can brag about it on the internet when they finally do.

That's why I gave up sex

.

19th February 2007, 15:56	#1
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	Last Night Was so Awesome i got some booty I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

19th February 2007, 15:59	#3
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	her name was sarah. p.s. your old boots were better I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

19th February 2007, 16:09	#5
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	but yea noone came last night though, we couldn't really maintain a good rhythm (probably cuz it was me first time) for long, but, oh well... she'll be here in about 2 hours for round 2. I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

19th February 2007, 16:16	#7
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	haha, she doesn't even know this page exists, hell she may not even know what winamp is I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

19th February 2007, 16:20	#8
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	TTIUWP! "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

19th February 2007, 15:59	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	What was his name?

19th February 2007, 16:05	#4
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Yours are still irritating what ya gonna do?

19th February 2007, 16:10	#6
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	I'm sure she'll be pleased you are sharing the details of your grubby fumbles with a bunch of internet wierdos, very noble of you ...

19th February 2007, 16:23	#9
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	dream on phily.... I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

19th February 2007, 16:25	#10
watadoo JEDI MASTER Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canyon, CA with a bunch of hippies Posts: 1,336	Video, we need video! "Which is worse, ignorance or indifference?" "I don't know, and I don't care."

19th February 2007, 18:34	#15
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	I can still remember my first time. Mostly because it was in a closet at a Hotel, but we can gloss over the details. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

19th February 2007, 18:44	#16
billyvnilly Forum King, M.D. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Detroit burbs Posts: 3,379	pictures or it didn't happen

19th February 2007, 20:24	#20
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	Oh. My. Goodness. Don't you know any real people to boast about this to? Do you plan on printing out this thread and giving it to her to show your maturity? What do you plan on doing when I track you down and give her a printout?

19th February 2007, 20:35	#21
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	booÂ·ty /Ëˆbuti/ Pronunciation[boo-tee] 1. spoil taken from an enemy in war; plunder; pillage. 2. something that is seized by violence and robbery. 3. any prize or gain. Arrrrrrr matey!

19th February 2007, 21:50	#22
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	Plus, you get no credit if: A. She's a man B. You paid for it C. She's a whale

19th February 2007, 22:33	#23
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	D. GHB was involved

19th February 2007, 23:10	#25
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Booty?

20th February 2007, 01:13	#26
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^ Ok! I threw up!

20th February 2007, 02:04	#27
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	My work here is done.

20th February 2007, 02:12	#28
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	I'm assuming sex was involved. (Not all of this thread is resolving for me.) If so, why talk about sex on the internet? I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

20th February 2007, 06:30	#29
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	I'm thinking it was more his right hand and a jar of peanut butter myself.

20th February 2007, 07:49	#30
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	oh no, there was plenty of sex, i didn't pay for it and one girl got fucked by everyone except one dude, neither of them were males as far as i could feel, and one was actually quite skinny and very hot. as for why i'm sharing it here, i dunno, why not? she'll never see this, 0 chance, i know for a fact, she's not a computer nerd and all she uses mine for is checking her myspace and music, plus i'm 25 and was still a virgin, but as of yesterday, i've bagged one decent looking big girl, and one hot as hell skinny girl, unfortunately the skinny girl was getting passed around more than the pot, but i really doubted it'd go anywhere anyway and while i do want it to, it's not up to me, and doesn't look like she will end up with me... she was supposed to be sleeping in my bed tonight (the hot one) but we think my roommate got her pregnant, so she's going to have to go home and take her morning after pill, everyone was really drunk, and some were stoned on pot. all in all a night chock full of debauchery and other sexual goodness. i made sure there are no regrets for any of the women or men involved also. [EDIT] i was able to make the skinny girl cum too. [/EDIT] I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

20th February 2007, 09:07	#31
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Well...Thanks for sharin'

20th February 2007, 09:08	#32
Warrior of the Light Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,121	[...] Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

20th February 2007, 11:44	#34
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,313	Sounds like grandma and grandpa would be proud. elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

20th February 2007, 12:13	#35
Carmagio Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My own personal subspace Posts: 700	You are one sad moron Every advance in knowledge brings us closer to the mystery of our own being....

20th February 2007, 13:11	#36
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	A short recap for those just tuning in: "When was your first time?" "Oh, there was a couple chicks being passed around the room and I sneaked in and got some when nobody was looking and then bragged about it on an internets forum." "Wow...I've got to say, you're pretty pathetic." "ITS NOT LIKE SHE CAN SEE ANY OF THIS LOL SHE DOESNT EVEN HAEV A COMPUTERS."

20th February 2007, 15:16	#37
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I'd have more respect for you had you paid an old man in an alley somewhere.

20th February 2007, 16:31	#38
ASD5A Titeleinzigartigkeit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under a bridge Posts: 620	@tdm: ... thats just fuckin sad. as mysterious_w said: "Enjoy your AIDS" oversized e-penis replacement

20th February 2007, 19:28	#39
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	It's quite sad that guys these days try so hard to get laid just so they can brag about it on the internet when they finally do. This is a sig of some nature.

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