On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets

MonKeyRum · 5th July 2007, 19:41

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study

Quote:

Introduction
It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

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Conclusion
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

study from

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

OH NOES the paranoids have led us into a trap that actually magnifies some of our signals!!!

fc*uk · 5th July 2007, 20:31

Bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit:

And whoever conducted that study, clearly does not undewrstand this:

....... what ever the hell THAT is supposed to prove.

Personally, I believe in the new and improved lime hat....

Widdykats · 5th July 2007, 21:16

^You both need ta' go lie down!

*snicker*
And here

General Geoff · 5th July 2007, 23:11

WTF is "aluminium?" Is it similar to aluminum?

rockouthippie · 5th July 2007, 23:13

That's what brit's call aluminum. It comes from saying aluminum when you have a tight ass.

MetallichicA · 5th July 2007, 23:36

But what about tin foil?

ElChevelle · 5th July 2007, 23:44

Seize the moment, as I always say

fc*uk · 6th July 2007, 00:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
^You both need ta' go lie down! *snicker*
And here

Both???? But there is only one of me, with many voices. Hummmmm...

Anyway, we'll see how funny you think it is when THEY come and take you.

Until then, I am protecting myself with pumpkins, starting with my computer!

Heh, lay down. There's no time for that....

Widdykats · 6th July 2007, 01:46

I meant you and MonKeyRum, but after seeing your "Pumkin Guard"( I forgot how to make the trade mark thingy) I just mean you !

MetallichicA · 6th July 2007, 02:23

Can't sleep... pumpkin will EAT ME.

Also, he is sticking his tongue out at me, which, to be honest, I find quite rude.

webthing · 6th July 2007, 02:49

ScorLibran · 6th July 2007, 03:16

Quote:

Originally posted by General Geoff
WTF is "aluminium?" Is it similar to aluminum?

It's a British English word (AL-you-MEN-ee-um) that means "aluminum" (a-LOO-men-um) in Normal English.

(j/k - <3 my English friends here)

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Seize the moment, as I always say

Doh! Buuuuuuuuuuurn.

Laogeodritt · 6th July 2007, 03:25

Oh, but what if that's what the government wants you to think? What if they planned this "proof" to try and pursuade you to take your little aluminium "tin foil" hat off so that they can finally take control of your mind?

MetallichicA · 6th July 2007, 03:42

I think they should start pronouncing it a-LOO-min-YUM!

Because really... have you ever TRIED chewing on foil? *cringes*

skryingbreath · 6th July 2007, 06:25

Aluminum helmets? Only Soviets say helmet. It's a trap!

ujay · 6th July 2007, 10:10

Aluminium is so last season.

UJ

Widdykats · 6th July 2007, 12:08

^Prrrrrrrrrrrr

ElChevelle · 6th July 2007, 12:11

My aluminum thong rubs me the wrong way.

fc*uk · 6th July 2007, 19:26

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
My aluminum thong rubs me the wrong way.

exchange it for the percolating version.

It makes a huge difference, especially with all the heat buildup!

ScorLibran · 6th July 2007, 20:24

Anyone who would think the US government has the capability to organize and execute any well-protected "conspiracy" has never worked for the government, and seen (1) how frikkin' disorganized they really are, and (2) how impossible it is for them to be able to keep ANY secret, especially one as large-scale as this one would be. Even their most secretive intelligence agencies leak like sieves.

It's very difficult for two human beings to keep a secret from a third. It's practically impossible for hundreds to keep a secret from millions. Conspiracy theorists, face reality.

Widdykats · 6th July 2007, 20:30

^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

fc*uk · 6th July 2007, 21:18

very clever.

who is 'us'????

rockouthippie · 6th July 2007, 23:43

Quote:

Anyone who would think the US government has the capability to organize and execute any well-protected "conspiracy" has never worked for the government, and seen (1) how frikkin' disorganized they really are, and (2) how impossible it is for them to be able to keep ANY secret, especially one as large-scale as this one would be. Even their most secretive intelligence agencies leak like sieves.

No... cmon .... George Bush is some criminal mastermind lol!

NUKULAR!

DICK DON'T SHOOT!

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Seize the moment, as I always say

That's very funny, but it won't be when you get in the 5th grade. Then people will just think you're a dumbass.

ScorLibran · 7th July 2007, 01:04

Yeah, say that to someone with power over you.

@fc*uk: "Us" is.......well, if I tell you, then you have to become one of "us". We'll come and pick you up. Just stay where you are now, and relax. Everything will be okay soon.

fc*uk · 7th July 2007, 01:25

Whew!!!

You can locate me through my cell's gps

I have removed the mini pumpkin that is protecting the gps antenna....

ScorLibran · 7th July 2007, 01:33

Actually it's easier for us to track the transceiver chip we install into everyone at birth. You're tracking ID is 4841390223. We have a lock.

fc*uk · 7th July 2007, 01:45

wahoo!!!!

I'm getting rescued. Neener neener!!!

Are those chips something like an ultra cool RFID???

ScorLibran · 7th July 2007, 16:18

Yes, measured in exahertz.

So once you're with "us", we'll be training you to.....um...do things to people. Can't explain here, because most of the people here will be your subjects. You'll get a training brochure aboard the silent helicopter to get you started. You're not squeamish are you?

fc*uk · 7th July 2007, 16:41

oh no, not at all. Can't wait!

That silent helicopter sounds neato!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScorLibran · 7th July 2007, 22:38

I think you'll like being with "us". They tell "us" to like being with them. So "we" all like it. "We" have to like it. When anyone stops liking it they are given to the overlords for "experimentation" and never seen again. So "we" all like it. "We" want more of it. Sometimes "we" get more of it and "we" are thankful. The overlords are very good to "us". But "we" have to help them by giving people to them. That's why "we" need you. "We" need you to bring more people which "we" can give to them. If anyone resists.....well, "we" will give you some tools that will help you convince them that it's OK to join "us". It is all OK. "We" are OK. Everything is OK. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. Ommmmm ra shiba horus dinas po rin a gera. Pum jin oga muta. Pum jin oga muta.

Widdykats · 8th July 2007, 08:12

Barkeep! I'll have what he's drinkin'!

P$ycHo™ · 8th July 2007, 12:08

aaaaaaah they are behind me! aaaaaaaaaaaaah! You won't get me!

5th July 2007, 20:31	#2
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	Bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit: And whoever conducted that study, clearly does not undewrstand this: ....... what ever the hell THAT is supposed to prove. Personally, I believe in the new and improved lime hat.... Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

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6th July 2007, 20:24	#20
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	Anyone who would think the US government has the capability to organize and execute any well-protected "conspiracy" has never worked for the government, and seen (1) how frikkin' disorganized they really are, and (2) how impossible it is for them to be able to keep ANY secret, especially one as large-scale as this one would be. Even their most secretive intelligence agencies leak like sieves. It's very difficult for two human beings to keep a secret from a third. It's practically impossible for hundreds to keep a secret from millions. Conspiracy theorists, face reality. I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

6th July 2007, 21:18	#22
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	very clever. who is 'us'???? Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

7th July 2007, 01:04	#24
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	Yeah, say that to someone with power over you. @fc*uk: "Us" is.......well, if I tell you, then you have to become one of "us". We'll come and pick you up. Just stay where you are now, and relax. Everything will be okay soon. I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

5th July 2007, 21:16	#3
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^You both need ta' go lie down! snicker And here

5th July 2007, 23:11	#4
General Geoff Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Allentown, Pennsylvania Posts: 1,254	WTF is "aluminium?" Is it similar to aluminum?

5th July 2007, 23:13	#5
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	That's what brit's call aluminum. It comes from saying aluminum when you have a tight ass.

5th July 2007, 23:36	#6
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	But what about tin foil?

5th July 2007, 23:44	#7
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Seize the moment, as I always say

6th July 2007, 01:46	#9
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	I meant you and MonKeyRum, but after seeing your "Pumkin Guard"( I forgot how to make the trade mark thingy) I just mean you !

6th July 2007, 02:23	#10
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	Can't sleep... pumpkin will EAT ME. Also, he is sticking his tongue out at me, which, to be honest, I find quite rude.

6th July 2007, 03:25	#13
Laogeodritt Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 15	Oh, but what if that's what the government wants you to think? What if they planned this "proof" to try and pursuade you to take your little aluminium "tin foil" hat off so that they can finally take control of your mind?

6th July 2007, 03:42	#14
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	I think they should start pronouncing it a-LOO-min-YUM! Because really... have you ever TRIED chewing on foil? cringes

6th July 2007, 06:25	#15
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	Aluminum helmets? Only Soviets say helmet. It's a trap!

6th July 2007, 10:10	#16
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 6,072	Aluminium is so last season. UJ

6th July 2007, 12:08	#17
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^Prrrrrrrrrrrr

6th July 2007, 12:11	#18
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	My aluminum thong rubs me the wrong way.

6th July 2007, 20:30	#21
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

7th July 2007, 01:25	#25
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	Whew!!! You can locate me through my cell's gps I have removed the mini pumpkin that is protecting the gps antenna.... Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

7th July 2007, 01:33	#26
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	Actually it's easier for us to track the transceiver chip we install into everyone at birth. You're tracking ID is 4841390223. We have a lock. I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

7th July 2007, 01:45	#27
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	wahoo!!!! I'm getting rescued. Neener neener!!! Are those chips something like an ultra cool RFID??? Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

7th July 2007, 16:18	#28
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	Yes, measured in exahertz. So once you're with "us", we'll be training you to.....um...do things to people. Can't explain here, because most of the people here will be your subjects. You'll get a training brochure aboard the silent helicopter to get you started. You're not squeamish are you? I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

7th July 2007, 16:41	#29
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	oh no, not at all. Can't wait! That silent helicopter sounds neato!!!!!!!!!!!! Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

7th July 2007, 22:38	#30
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	I think you'll like being with "us". They tell "us" to like being with them. So "we" all like it. "We" have to like it. When anyone stops liking it they are given to the overlords for "experimentation" and never seen again. So "we" all like it. "We" want more of it. Sometimes "we" get more of it and "we" are thankful. The overlords are very good to "us". But "we" have to help them by giving people to them. That's why "we" need you. "We" need you to bring more people which "we" can give to them. If anyone resists.....well, "we" will give you some tools that will help you convince them that it's OK to join "us". It is all OK. "We" are OK. Everything is OK. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. The overlords are good. Ommmmm ra shiba horus dinas po rin a gera. Pum jin oga muta. Pum jin oga muta. I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

8th July 2007, 08:12	#31
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Barkeep! I'll have what he's drinkin'!

8th July 2007, 12:08	#32
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