Men Loving Lesbians - What's The Psychology?

O. P. · 29th August 2007, 19:35

For the past twenty years, hetero men have been publicly shouting praises for lesbians and anal sex, but are continuing to lambaste gay men for "buggery" and just being gay.

It seems that most str8 men actually believe what they see in porn flicks: two beautiful women making love and then inviting a heterosexual male to share their bed! It's just a fantasy, men, lesbians in real-life don't want anything to do with men. Plus, most gay women do not look like those "lesbians" in x-rated films. Those are paid performers and are not gay. It's a fantasy that has grabbed hetero men, hook, line and sinker.

Lesbians, for the most part hate men. They do everything within their power not to attract the male sex. They chop off their hair, do not wear make-up, gain weight, wear pants and the most drab clothing they can find. Some of them are what would be called "lipstick lesbians," who, for professional reasons, wear traditional female garb and make-up, but they spend a great deal of time rebuking unwanted attention from predatory males.

And, what's with this maniacal interest in anal sex? Gay men have been condemned for this practice for centuries by heterosexuals, now, it's the most desired sex act in str8 mens' lives. What's the psychology?

gaekwad2 · 29th August 2007, 19:47

Ever heard a woman get described as "easy"?
Now, who's harder to get (yet sexually active) than a lesbian?

Also, chatspeak rectally violates language.

Bilbo Baggins · 29th August 2007, 21:36

Girl girl is hot.

O. P. · 29th August 2007, 21:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Girl girl is hot.

I wonder how "hot" you'd think it was if the "girl/girls" were two real lesbians, who looked like Rosie O'Donnell and k d. lang? What you are fantasizing about are the "lesbians" in porn flicks. Better still, call them "actresses."

tuckerm · 29th August 2007, 22:41

Alright...I'm betting $50 on this guy getting banned before Sept 5th.

ElChevelle · 29th August 2007, 22:42

How does this fit into the bitchlist?
Like a double wide cock in a virgin sphincter?

ElChevelle · 29th August 2007, 22:45

Quote:

Originally posted by tuckerm
Alright...I'm betting $50 on this guy getting banned before Sept 5th.

You win.

tuckerm · 29th August 2007, 22:53

Schweet...too bad no one bet against me

skryingbreath · 30th August 2007, 05:33

I do every day.

Bilbo Baggins · 30th August 2007, 21:47

You banned it before I could finish trolling all its replies

LuigiHann · 30th August 2007, 21:51

Yes, the lesbians in porn films aren't real lesbians. So what? The nurses in porn films aren't real nurses, either.

gaekwad2 · 30th August 2007, 22:11

I think that's why it's called acting.

(Don't tell anyone, but I heard Christopher Reeve couldn't really fly.)

skryingbreath · 30th August 2007, 22:15

he could never really walk either.

gaekwad2 · 30th August 2007, 22:25

?

skryingbreath · 30th August 2007, 23:13

nevermind

MidnightViper88 · 31st August 2007, 03:33

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
he could never really walk either.

You really shouldn't make fun of people who can't stand up for themselves...

*shoots himself*

Bilbo Baggins · 1st September 2007, 00:45

Too soon?

xzxzzx · 4th September 2007, 15:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Girl girl is hot.

It's really no more complicated than this to me.

One hot girl is hot.

Two hot girls == twice as hot.

That's about it.

bobbintb · 7th September 2007, 02:04

ive never had any real interest in anal. just dont see why others would.

shakey_snake · 7th September 2007, 04:36

related thread:
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=274494

Twilightseer · 12th September 2007, 09:52

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
Yes, the lesbians in porn films aren't real lesbians. So what? The nurses in porn films aren't real nurses, either.

That's a very valid point.

How did OP end up banned? What did he/she post?

Funny thread btw.

ElChevelle · 12th September 2007, 11:48

The Dickless Van Dyke Show

Twilightseer · 12th September 2007, 13:14

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
The Dickless Van Dyke Show

Thanks. Too bad she lost her temper so soon; we could've had a lot of fun

ElChevelle · 12th September 2007, 23:55

I should have let her stay just so we could munch the carpet for awhile, so to speak.

tuckerm · 14th September 2007, 02:55

rofls

Twilightseer · 14th September 2007, 13:26

One thing has dawned on me. Her initial rant was about how men are obsessed with lesbians but it went to show her as being the lesbian obsessed with men.

That's called looping the loop

gaekwad2 · 14th September 2007, 14:05

It's called paranoia.

LuigiHann · 14th September 2007, 15:22

Porn is all about fantasies that are either taboo or unlikely.

shakey_snake · 14th September 2007, 15:57

I think it's fairly obvious, but someone has to say it:

Men don't really like lesbians, that's a misnomer.
Men like bisexuals.

ElChevelle · 14th September 2007, 21:18

Quote:

Originally posted by shakey_snake
I think it's fairly obvious, but someone has to say it:

Men don't really like lesbians, that's a misnomer.
Men like bisexuals.

Bingo!

LuigiHann · 14th September 2007, 21:53

I don't think you need to go even that specific. Men like hot women.

Bilbo Baggins · 15th September 2007, 23:18

Especially when they do hot things to each other. :O

Twilightseer · 4th October 2007, 14:41

Quote:

Originally posted by O. P.
I wonder how "hot" you'd think it was if the "girl/girls" were two real lesbians, who looked like Rosie O'Donnell and k d. lang?

/me pukes.

29th August 2007, 19:35	#1
O. P. Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 5	Men Loving Lesbians - What's The Psychology? For the past twenty years, hetero men have been publicly shouting praises for lesbians and anal sex, but are continuing to lambaste gay men for "buggery" and just being gay. It seems that most str8 men actually believe what they see in porn flicks: two beautiful women making love and then inviting a heterosexual male to share their bed! It's just a fantasy, men, lesbians in real-life don't want anything to do with men. Plus, most gay women do not look like those "lesbians" in x-rated films. Those are paid performers and are not gay. It's a fantasy that has grabbed hetero men, hook, line and sinker. Lesbians, for the most part hate men. They do everything within their power not to attract the male sex. They chop off their hair, do not wear make-up, gain weight, wear pants and the most drab clothing they can find. Some of them are what would be called "lipstick lesbians," who, for professional reasons, wear traditional female garb and make-up, but they spend a great deal of time rebuking unwanted attention from predatory males. And, what's with this maniacal interest in anal sex? Gay men have been condemned for this practice for centuries by heterosexuals, now, it's the most desired sex act in str8 mens' lives. What's the psychology?

29th August 2007, 22:41	#5
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,364	Alright...I'm betting $50 on this guy getting banned before Sept 5th. @tuckerm

29th August 2007, 22:53	#8
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,364	Schweet...too bad no one bet against me @tuckerm

30th August 2007, 21:51	#11
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	Yes, the lesbians in porn films aren't real lesbians. So what? The nurses in porn films aren't real nurses, either. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

7th September 2007, 04:36	#20
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,313	related thread: http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=274494 elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

29th August 2007, 19:47	#2
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	Ever heard a woman get described as "easy"? Now, who's harder to get (yet sexually active) than a lesbian? Also, chatspeak rectally violates language.

29th August 2007, 21:36	#3
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Girl girl is hot.

29th August 2007, 22:42	#6
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	How does this fit into the bitchlist? Like a double wide cock in a virgin sphincter?

30th August 2007, 05:33	#9
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	I do every day.

30th August 2007, 21:47	#10
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	You banned it before I could finish trolling all its replies

30th August 2007, 22:11	#12
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	I think that's why it's called acting. (Don't tell anyone, but I heard Christopher Reeve couldn't really fly.)

30th August 2007, 22:15	#13
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	he could never really walk either.

30th August 2007, 22:25	#14
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	?

30th August 2007, 23:13	#15
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	nevermind

1st September 2007, 00:45	#17
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Too soon?

7th September 2007, 02:04	#19
bobbintb Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 9	ive never had any real interest in anal. just dont see why others would.

12th September 2007, 11:48	#22
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	The Dickless Van Dyke Show

12th September 2007, 23:55	#24
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I should have let her stay just so we could munch the carpet for awhile, so to speak.

14th September 2007, 02:55	#25
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,364	rofls @tuckerm

14th September 2007, 13:26	#26
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	One thing has dawned on me. Her initial rant was about how men are obsessed with lesbians but it went to show her as being the lesbian obsessed with men. That's called looping the loop

14th September 2007, 14:05	#27
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	It's called paranoia.

14th September 2007, 15:22	#28
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	Porn is all about fantasies that are either taboo or unlikely. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

14th September 2007, 15:57	#29
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,313	I think it's fairly obvious, but someone has to say it: Men don't really like lesbians, that's a misnomer. Men like bisexuals. elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

14th September 2007, 21:53	#31
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	I don't think you need to go even that specific. Men like hot women. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

15th September 2007, 23:18	#32
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Especially when they do hot things to each other. :O

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