Bittorent - any flavour, any tracker.
When I found out that a liquor store opened 4 minutes walk down the road.
When I was a kid and I discovered that playing with my dick was fun.
When I got older and discovered playing with boobs is fun.
Still haven't really discovered the vagina.
When I realised I could move out of my parents, drink as much as I want, and my new flatmaes wouldn't care!
The day I realized you could emulate old video games.
Every time someone gives me nummy food for no reason.
^^Man, you wouldn't realize I was actually a pessimist looking at that list...