awesome shit you've discovered

S-uper_T-oast · 16th April 2009, 23:22

post awesome shit in here
doesn't matter if it is really that new of awesome, just personally awesome.

facebook doesn't print out email addresses on pages in text, they have prerendered images to do it and it even works for multiple email addresses in the same image. awesome.

skryingbreath · 17th April 2009, 00:29

You can deep-link youtube videos holy shit.

Paul_Bags · 17th April 2009, 05:19

Bittorent - any flavour, any tracker.
When I found out that a liquor store opened 4 minutes walk down the road.
Firefly.
When I was a kid and I discovered that playing with my dick was fun.
When I got older and discovered playing with boobs is fun.
Still haven't really discovered the vagina.
When I realised I could move out of my parents, drink as much as I want, and my new flatmaes wouldn't care!
The day I realized you could emulate old video games.
Every time someone gives me nummy food for no reason.
[EDIT]Flash Mute

^^Man, you wouldn't realize I was actually a pessimist looking at that list...

Warrior of the Light · 17th April 2009, 15:02

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/...9341de2e_o.jpg

kingo'mountain · 17th April 2009, 16:33

i am not a complete retard!

only about 40%

swingdjted · 22nd April 2009, 04:08

awesome shit I discovered

MidnightViper88 · 22nd April 2009, 04:12

Someone took a shit at one of the exit doors at my high school, right in front of one of the doors facing the intersection where there's a stoplight, a Thornton's, a TGI Friday, a McDonalds, or in other words an otherwise busy local...

Paul_Bags · 22nd April 2009, 06:44

My workmate just had to show me this massive shit he found in the ladies toilets we were cleaning, his exact words were "Some girl must take it in the arse". Damn thing wouldn't flush ether, I left him to it.

ElChevelle · 26th April 2009, 23:34

#8. KING KONG or CHOKER SHIT - This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually occurs at someone else's house.

swingdjted · 26th April 2009, 23:37

Look around for their plunger or brush and use that to break it up. It's not often that mine is quite that strong, but sometimes it is.

MidnightViper88 · 27th April 2009, 02:07

My cousin Brad clogged up his aunt's toilet today simply because his shit wouldn't flush down...Then again, everyone in that side of the family and I have suspected something rotting up his colon for years, since his shit stinks worse than shit and his farts are just as worse...

swingdjted · 27th April 2009, 02:43

The problem isn't the shit. It's the cheap-ass toilets that are bought. Get some pressurized commodes the way I see when I'm overseas, and I guarantee an entire football team couldn't clog a single bowl.

MidnightViper88 · 27th April 2009, 03:57

My dad used to work at Ferguson Enterprises, thus my dad once had a good hold on any plumbing needs that the old house needed, including but not limited to toilets that flush way more than 1.28 gallons per flush, starting with his old bathroom's toilet, the one that my cousin had somehow managed to clog up...

Gravity and water pressure work great hand-in-hand, but there isn't anything those two can do about a turd with a diameter larger than the plumbing, short of getting an industrial strength toilet, strong enough to flush a dead whale down the pipe and wash your ass at the same time...

swingdjted · 27th April 2009, 04:12

The diameter of even the cheapest toilet trap/drain is far bigger than any shit any human could ever produce. There just isn't enough action in the flush.

MidnightViper88 · 27th April 2009, 04:19

Ok then, maybe it went down lengthwise and folded over in the pipes...

I don't know; I'm not the one that managed to clog that toilet, and I'm not willing to ever find out either...

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 29th April 2009, 16:29

What we need...

...is plumbing with bigger pipes.

kingo'mountain · 29th April 2009, 22:27

i know what ted is saying, many malls and friends's houses, use a low pressure flush, maybe somewhat of an attempt to save on water, still the turds seem to dissapear as quick as i flush, dont we always think then "hmm, i hope it doesnt clog the damn thing!"?

on topic: things i've discovered lately? parents work by regression, they start smart and fun and end up rotting on the couch, reading a book, they lose their cooking abilities, social abilities, and argue with you on things they wouldn't otherwise 20 years ago. i'm thinking of doing a study on that, :P

Brutish Sailor · 30th April 2009, 01:01

<- OH, and the day this said "major dude"

fc*uk · 30th April 2009, 01:55

That would have been after 500 posts I believe.

If you want, I could change that "major dude" to "forum newbie" for you

Brutish Sailor · 30th April 2009, 04:12

LOL! Dont hate on the followers of Larry. Praise be to the Llama.

swingdjted · 30th April 2009, 05:15

Quote:

Originally posted by kingo'mountain
i know what ted is saying, many malls and friends's houses, use a low pressure flush, maybe somewhat of an attempt to save on water, still the turds seem to dissapear as quick as i flush, dont we always think then "hmm, i hope it doesnt clog the damn thing!"?

on topic: things i've discovered lately? parents work by regression, they start smart and fun and end up rotting on the couch, reading a book, they lose their cooking abilities, social abilities, and argue with you on things they wouldn't otherwise 20 years ago. i'm thinking of doing a study on that, :P

The better toilets I was referring to actually use less water and are stronger/more effective despite that. They are somehow pressurized (possibly by a bladder tank; I'm not sure on the architecture) and therefore require less water to do a better job.

Paul_Bags · 30th April 2009, 08:50

Don't you americans have those toilets where the bowl starts out filled with water, then just emptys when you flush?.. Whats that about?

kingo'mountain · 30th April 2009, 10:27

is that sarcasm? almost every toilet i know replaces the water while throwing out the used, it has to do with the laws of water pressure (like in physics class, you have 1 bottle filled with fluid and air, you suck the fluid thru a tube and point the other end of the tube to another container, the water rushing to even out the pressure created by the vaccume (sp?).

or is that not the same law? wild guessing here.

[edit] are you talking about the input container bowl (reserviour)? cause if you do, i'm stupid again

Paul_Bags · 30th April 2009, 13:31

I'm talking about when the bowl (that you sit on) is the water reservoir, rather than a separate tank. Personally I'd rather not dunk my balls in poop gravy :shrug:.

MidnightViper88 · 30th April 2009, 14:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul_Bags
I'm talking about when the bowl (that you sit on) is the water reservoir, rather than a separate tank. Personally I'd rather not dunk my balls in poop gravy :shrug:.

That's why you sit on the toilet, not squat into it...

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

ElChevelle · 30th April 2009, 15:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bptbVF9XETo

S-uper_T-oast · 1st May 2009, 05:22

http://minnesotaindependent.com/3370...nnesota-senate

awesome.

kingo'mountain · 1st May 2009, 11:05

pot should be made legal worldwide, i say it as a non-toker, is it not already being used in perscription drugs or something due to its healing abilities?

but then again, morphium has almost the same effect and its being commercialy used too, uhhh... screw it..

/me goes to sniff some glue

S-uper_T-oast · 1st May 2009, 16:03

When the law was passed that "illegalized" marijuana in the united states, one of the sections of the law required the US government to provide marijuana to people who had prior doctors prescriptions for it. Stop and think of the insanity for a second? The law was passed that placed pot in a category of schedule 1, which literally means:
(B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
but they where required to honor prior doctors prescriptions for it. The US government has had to grow medical pot to provide those prescriptions.

Just awesome!

I suggest sniffing mercury. Shits great man. And you get an awesome hat!

swingdjted · 1st May 2009, 21:37

ex post facto

Can't punish someone for breaking a law before it was enacted. It's rather ironic in this case though.

skryingbreath · 1st May 2009, 22:11

Living in California is awesome.

ElChevelle · 2nd May 2009, 03:27

S-uper_T-oast · 2nd May 2009, 21:47

Press Z or R twice

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 4th May 2009, 20:08

Awesome shit I have discovered.

Flexi · 5th May 2009, 00:28

Paul_Bags · 5th May 2009, 01:16

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
Awesome shit I have discovered.

So what is it? Wikipedia says it's made by coke, ok, but what is it? How is it different? I see they make Dr Pepper, never thought much of that drink.

It's always random to see food products that don't exist where you live.

swingdjted · 5th May 2009, 01:42

Pibb for the win...

What do you see as different with the "xtra"?

S-uper_T-oast · 5th May 2009, 07:59

Actually, if I read it correctly, Mr Pibb = Pibb xtra. Pibb xtra is just the new name.

kingo'mountain · 5th May 2009, 08:32

so what it taste like? i know mountain dew is naturally squeezed orange with fizz.. and dr. pepper is the same with cherries (i think), so what is this? apricot? pineapple? watermelon? guava?

Paul_Bags · 5th May 2009, 08:54

Mountain dew doesn't taste very much like orange to me, but there it is in black and white. Dr Pepper tastes more like candy corn to me. Of course, I've only ever seen/tasted candy corn once here.

I can't understand using corn syrup instead of cane sugar. Federal tax breaks and all I guess, oh well I don't have that problem here

.

16th April 2009, 23:22	#1
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	awesome shit you've discovered post awesome shit in here doesn't matter if it is really that new of awesome, just personally awesome. facebook doesn't print out email addresses on pages in text, they have prerendered images to do it and it even works for multiple email addresses in the same image. awesome.

17th April 2009, 05:19	#3
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	Bittorent - any flavour, any tracker. When I found out that a liquor store opened 4 minutes walk down the road. Firefly. When I was a kid and I discovered that playing with my dick was fun. When I got older and discovered playing with boobs is fun. Still haven't really discovered the vagina. When I realised I could move out of my parents, drink as much as I want, and my new flatmaes wouldn't care! The day I realized you could emulate old video games. Every time someone gives me nummy food for no reason. [EDIT]Flash Mute ^^Man, you wouldn't realize I was actually a pessimist looking at that list... Last edited by Paul_Bags; 17th April 2009 at 06:52.

17th April 2009, 15:02	#4
Warrior of the Light Fοrum King (AVS Reviewer) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,782	http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/...9341de2e_o.jpg Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

22nd April 2009, 04:08	#6
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	I'll probably get a good banning for this awesome shit I discovered Don't forget to live before you die.

22nd April 2009, 04:12	#7
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	Someone took a shit at one of the exit doors at my high school, right in front of one of the doors facing the intersection where there's a stoplight, a Thornton's, a TGI Friday, a McDonalds, or in other words an otherwise busy local... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

17th April 2009, 00:29	#2
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	You can deep-link youtube videos holy shit.

17th April 2009, 16:33	#5
kingo'mountain in need of banned aid Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: over the rainb... uh... nevermind Posts: 2,712	i am not a complete retard! only about 40%

22nd April 2009, 06:44	#8
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	My workmate just had to show me this massive shit he found in the ladies toilets we were cleaning, his exact words were "Some girl must take it in the arse". Damn thing wouldn't flush ether, I left him to it.

26th April 2009, 23:34	#9
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	#8. KING KONG or CHOKER SHIT - This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually occurs at someone else's house.

26th April 2009, 23:37	#10
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	Look around for their plunger or brush and use that to break it up. It's not often that mine is quite that strong, but sometimes it is. Don't forget to live before you die.

27th April 2009, 02:07	#11
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	My cousin Brad clogged up his aunt's toilet today simply because his shit wouldn't flush down...Then again, everyone in that side of the family and I have suspected something rotting up his colon for years, since his shit stinks worse than shit and his farts are just as worse... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

27th April 2009, 02:43	#12
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	The problem isn't the shit. It's the cheap-ass toilets that are bought. Get some pressurized commodes the way I see when I'm overseas, and I guarantee an entire football team couldn't clog a single bowl. Don't forget to live before you die.

27th April 2009, 03:57	#13
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	My dad used to work at Ferguson Enterprises, thus my dad once had a good hold on any plumbing needs that the old house needed, including but not limited to toilets that flush way more than 1.28 gallons per flush, starting with his old bathroom's toilet, the one that my cousin had somehow managed to clog up... Gravity and water pressure work great hand-in-hand, but there isn't anything those two can do about a turd with a diameter larger than the plumbing, short of getting an industrial strength toilet, strong enough to flush a dead whale down the pipe and wash your ass at the same time... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

27th April 2009, 04:12	#14
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	The diameter of even the cheapest toilet trap/drain is far bigger than any shit any human could ever produce. There just isn't enough action in the flush. Don't forget to live before you die.

27th April 2009, 04:19	#15
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	Ok then, maybe it went down lengthwise and folded over in the pipes... I don't know; I'm not the one that managed to clog that toilet, and I'm not willing to ever find out either... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

29th April 2009, 16:29	#16
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	What we need... ...is plumbing with bigger pipes.

29th April 2009, 22:27	#17
kingo'mountain in need of banned aid Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: over the rainb... uh... nevermind Posts: 2,712	i know what ted is saying, many malls and friends's houses, use a low pressure flush, maybe somewhat of an attempt to save on water, still the turds seem to dissapear as quick as i flush, dont we always think then "hmm, i hope it doesnt clog the damn thing!"? on topic: things i've discovered lately? parents work by regression, they start smart and fun and end up rotting on the couch, reading a book, they lose their cooking abilities, social abilities, and argue with you on things they wouldn't otherwise 20 years ago. i'm thinking of doing a study on that, :P

30th April 2009, 01:01	#18
Brutish Sailor Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 978	<- OH, and the day this said "major dude" http://www.youtube.com/user/BrutishSail0r I follow Dave St. John's swag, Like this if my videos help: http://www.facebook.com/casterhub

30th April 2009, 01:55	#19
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 7,998	That would have been after 500 posts I believe. If you want, I could change that "major dude" to "forum newbie" for you last.fm \| UK Hard House \| Progressive House \| Are You Hard?

30th April 2009, 04:12	#20
Brutish Sailor Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 978	LOL! Dont hate on the followers of Larry. Praise be to the Llama. http://www.youtube.com/user/BrutishSail0r I follow Dave St. John's swag, Like this if my videos help: http://www.facebook.com/casterhub

30th April 2009, 08:50	#22
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	Don't you americans have those toilets where the bowl starts out filled with water, then just emptys when you flush?.. Whats that about?

30th April 2009, 10:27	#23
kingo'mountain in need of banned aid Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: over the rainb... uh... nevermind Posts: 2,712	is that sarcasm? almost every toilet i know replaces the water while throwing out the used, it has to do with the laws of water pressure (like in physics class, you have 1 bottle filled with fluid and air, you suck the fluid thru a tube and point the other end of the tube to another container, the water rushing to even out the pressure created by the vaccume (sp?). or is that not the same law? wild guessing here. [edit] are you talking about the input container bowl (reserviour)? cause if you do, i'm stupid again

30th April 2009, 13:31	#24
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	I'm talking about when the bowl (that you sit on) is the water reservoir, rather than a separate tank. Personally I'd rather not dunk my balls in poop gravy :shrug:.

30th April 2009, 15:52	#26
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bptbVF9XETo

1st May 2009, 05:22	#27
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	http://minnesotaindependent.com/3370...nnesota-senate awesome.

1st May 2009, 11:05	#28
kingo'mountain in need of banned aid Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: over the rainb... uh... nevermind Posts: 2,712	pot should be made legal worldwide, i say it as a non-toker, is it not already being used in perscription drugs or something due to its healing abilities? but then again, morphium has almost the same effect and its being commercialy used too, uhhh... screw it.. /me goes to sniff some glue

1st May 2009, 16:03	#29
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	When the law was passed that "illegalized" marijuana in the united states, one of the sections of the law required the US government to provide marijuana to people who had prior doctors prescriptions for it. Stop and think of the insanity for a second? The law was passed that placed pot in a category of schedule 1, which literally means: (B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States. but they where required to honor prior doctors prescriptions for it. The US government has had to grow medical pot to provide those prescriptions. Just awesome! I suggest sniffing mercury. Shits great man. And you get an awesome hat!

1st May 2009, 21:37	#30
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	ex post facto Can't punish someone for breaking a law before it was enacted. It's rather ironic in this case though. Don't forget to live before you die.

1st May 2009, 22:11	#31
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	Living in California is awesome.

2nd May 2009, 03:27	#32
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431

2nd May 2009, 21:47	#33
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	Press Z or R twice

4th May 2009, 20:08	#34
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Awesome shit I have discovered.

5th May 2009, 00:28	#35
Flexi wellspring of milk Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 54.085108,12.127497 Posts: 1,966	google goats Go Home! \| get your stuff done \| Global Change 2009 \| WebGL Playground \| OpenProcessing \| studio sketchpad \| Twitter @ Google+ @ Facebook

5th May 2009, 01:42	#37
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,619	Pibb for the win... What do you see as different with the "xtra"? Don't forget to live before you die.

5th May 2009, 07:59	#38
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	Actually, if I read it correctly, Mr Pibb = Pibb xtra. Pibb xtra is just the new name.