When Owls attack

[ujay]

Great photo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-14111152

Owls I don't mind, it's those bloody pigeon's crapping on the car.

UJ

[ShyShy]

I once got an imprint of a magpie on my car windscreen, it too survived. But, that owl one is really impressive!

[rockouthippie]

I got a 3 point deer on my bumper. Does that count? He did crack the windshield. Bent the hell out of the hood. What was left was fairly tasty. It was really expensive venison, but ya take it where you can get it.

Get out the chainsaw

Here's a safety tip. If you are driving rural highways in Virginia, Oregon, Washington or wherever the hell Ted is..... you should attach a "deer whistle" to your car.

55 into a deer will really mess your rig up.

"Deer in the headlights" is no joke. They freeze when the beam hits em. You'll see glowy eyes, but not before you can hit the brakes.

if you are lucky, your car will be a total and you'll have a couple steaks.

If you hit an elk, death is certain. They usually will give a little, so a good driver would just be picking fur out of the plastic trim.

It can go the other way.