has anyone seen my ticket?

15th February 2001, 01:28

ok, i put my less than jake concert ticket somewhere in my house. somewhere so obvious that i wouldnt lose it.

and i cant find it. nor remember where i put it.

the concert is on monday.

and you will help me locate the ticket.

jumpstart my mind, cuz i need this.

valentines day sucks.

thank you.

-w

bonj · 15th February 2001, 01:31

It's next to your alarm clock in your room. Yes, valentines day sucks

The Big Andowski · 15th February 2001, 01:51

did you look in your room? by the computer? in the bathroom? in the refridgerator?

Junklord · 15th February 2001, 02:44

What colour is the ticket? Try and retrace your steps from when you bought your ticket, to when you hid it. Eat the same food, wear the same clothes kiss the same girl(s).
Divide the house into sections and search it systematically. Don't say "It wouldn't be there" because it might.

ElChevelle · 15th February 2001, 13:25

It's under your mom's vibrator in the top drawer of her dresser, under the panties.......HEY! How did I know that?!?

a-arse · 15th February 2001, 14:58

what were you doing when you last had It?
or should I be asking that

Bilbo Baggins · 15th February 2001, 20:33

Either you have eaten it WolfieD, put it in your pocket, used it to clean up after the porn film, or have carelessly thrown it in the bin.

s1138 · 15th February 2001, 20:43

i think he used it for cleaning up

flatmatt · 15th February 2001, 20:48

I stole it and scalped if for $1,000,000

Huehuetenango · 15th February 2001, 20:50

if you use a dayplanner book of any sort try looking to the page(s) that have to do with that day
you may have clipped the ticket there or something
(that's what i do)
or did you attach it to a bulliten board?

s1138 · 15th February 2001, 20:52

its up your ass!!!!

hehe, you never know

nateJC · 15th February 2001, 22:05

::reaches behind WolfieD's head::
It's...behind your ear! TA DA!!

Seriously man, I have no freakin clue. What did you do right before and after you bought the ticket? (ie. If you bought the ticket on the way home from school, maybe it is in your backpack.)

s1138 · 15th February 2001, 22:10

did you ever buy the ticket?

Somebody · 16th February 2001, 00:33

The tickets are in your sock.

fish · 16th February 2001, 00:36

no they aren't. they are in the laundry from your pocket.

MamiyaOtaru · 16th February 2001, 00:36

the sock that your dryer ate.

16th February 2001, 05:06

havent found it yet.

i was drinking heavy nyquil the night i lost it.

i bet its in the pocket of my pants, all nicely rolled up in an indistinguishable ball.

but i get to meet LTJ on monday and you dont.

so HAH!

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 16th February 2001, 05:35

Quote:

Originally posted by WolfieD
i was drinking heavy nyquil the night i lost it.

Well there's your problem... I told you to be careful with that stuff. It's not just any drug.... It's THE drug.

Taking it requires great responsibility. But, since you like to torch stuff, I wouldn't recommend using it very often.

P.S.- Check for the ticket in your floppy drive...

SexyLoserKitten · 16th February 2001, 18:25

Maybe you burned it when you were torching someone's house...

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 17th February 2001, 02:38

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Maybe you burned it when you were torching someone's house...

Hey! That's the ticket!

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

17th February 2001, 02:43

Can't you download a new one from Tickster or Ticktella or OpenTick or iTick or Tickagator?

nateJC · 17th February 2001, 04:34

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
Can't you download a new one from Tickster or Ticktella or OpenTick or iTick or Tickagator?

17th February 2001, 05:37

Hey! I know it's a bad joke. But I couldn't resist.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 17th February 2001, 05:55

Getting a little ticked off?...

John M · 17th February 2001, 12:16

tick, tick goes the clock

17th February 2001, 15:24

try not looking for it cause you never find anything while your looking, but just when you give up the fucker shows up somewhere you already looked. or maybee its on the floor of your vehicle, or on top the microwave, under your bed.

lunarboy1 · 17th February 2001, 16:13

look like in obvious places... Like remember in kindergarten when you had the where s waldo books and wado took up like a third of the page but you couldn't see it cuz you were lookin to close. Just a thought

15th February 2001, 01:31	#2
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	It's next to your alarm clock in your room. Yes, valentines day sucks heh?

15th February 2001, 20:48	#9
flatmatt Iron Chef (Reviewer) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Winamp Island Posts: 3,039	I stole it and scalped if for $1,000,000 flatmatt.com v5.0 \| Echoes \| Meddling Kids v1.52 Space Invaders v1.1 \| Danielle Fishel v1.11

15th February 2001, 22:05	#12
nateJC Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: an interstella burst i'm back to save the universe Posts: 953	::reaches behind WolfieD's head:: It's...behind your ear! TA DA!! Seriously man, I have no freakin clue. What did you do right before and after you bought the ticket? (ie. If you bought the ticket on the way home from school, maybe it is in your backpack.) This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos. natejc@myrealbox.com \|\| Prosthetic Head \|\| Go ahead, press it, you know you want to!

16th February 2001, 00:36	#15
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	no they aren't. they are in the laundry from your pocket. eh, heh.

17th February 2001, 12:16	#25
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	tick, tick goes the clock missyob made me post this.

15th February 2001, 01:28	#1
WolfieD Guest Posts: n/a	ok, i put my less than jake concert ticket somewhere in my house. somewhere so obvious that i wouldnt lose it. and i cant find it. nor remember where i put it. the concert is on monday. and you will help me locate the ticket. jumpstart my mind, cuz i need this. valentines day sucks. thank you. -w

15th February 2001, 01:51	#3
The Big Andowski Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: willowick, oh Posts: 318	did you look in your room? by the computer? in the bathroom? in the refridgerator?

15th February 2001, 02:44	#4
Junklord Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 57	What colour is the ticket? Try and retrace your steps from when you bought your ticket, to when you hid it. Eat the same food, wear the same clothes kiss the same girl(s). Divide the house into sections and search it systematically. Don't say "It wouldn't be there" because it might.

15th February 2001, 13:25	#5
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	It's under your mom's vibrator in the top drawer of her dresser, under the panties.......HEY! How did I know that?!?

15th February 2001, 14:58	#6
a-arse Banned Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,711	what were you doing when you last had It? or should I be asking that

15th February 2001, 20:33	#7
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Either you have eaten it WolfieD, put it in your pocket, used it to clean up after the porn film, or have carelessly thrown it in the bin.

15th February 2001, 20:43	#8
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	i think he used it for cleaning up

15th February 2001, 20:50	#10
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	if you use a dayplanner book of any sort try looking to the page(s) that have to do with that day you may have clipped the ticket there or something (that's what i do) or did you attach it to a bulliten board?

15th February 2001, 20:52	#11
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	its up your ass!!!! hehe, you never know

15th February 2001, 22:10	#13
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	did you ever buy the ticket?

16th February 2001, 00:33	#14
Somebody Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,531	The tickets are in your sock.

16th February 2001, 00:36	#16
MamiyaOtaru Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Ciudad Warez Posts: 278	the sock that your dryer ate.

16th February 2001, 05:06	#17
WolfieD Guest Posts: n/a	havent found it yet. i was drinking heavy nyquil the night i lost it. i bet its in the pocket of my pants, all nicely rolled up in an indistinguishable ball. but i get to meet LTJ on monday and you dont. so HAH!

16th February 2001, 18:25	#19
SexyLoserKitten Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,306	Maybe you burned it when you were torching someone's house...

17th February 2001, 02:43	#21
randman Guest Posts: n/a	Can't you download a new one from Tickster or Ticktella or OpenTick or iTick or Tickagator?

17th February 2001, 05:37	#23
randman Guest Posts: n/a	Hey! I know it's a bad joke. But I couldn't resist.

17th February 2001, 05:55	#24
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Getting a little ticked off?...

17th February 2001, 15:24	#26
xapec Guest Posts: n/a	try not looking for it cause you never find anything while your looking, but just when you give up the fucker shows up somewhere you already looked. or maybee its on the floor of your vehicle, or on top the microwave, under your bed.

17th February 2001, 16:13	#27
lunarboy1 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere, USA Posts: 2,233	look like in obvious places... Like remember in kindergarten when you had the where s waldo books and wado took up like a third of the page but you couldn't see it cuz you were lookin to close. Just a thought www.bluni.com Ben Folds Lyrics Database

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