If you Were a porn star what would your name be

Obedo · 22nd May 2002, 14:23

The other day I was siting around with my friends getting high, and one of those nume nuts asked a patcular Question" if you were a porn star what would be your screen name" So give you the same question.Im sure you sick fokes( like me)should get a kick out of this thread!

I had numerious answers, one of those was "John Hardstaff"

Mr Jones · 22nd May 2002, 14:26

Hugh G Rextion

zootm · 22nd May 2002, 14:28

dick cheney

failing that, X L Johnsohn or something...

Obedo · 22nd May 2002, 14:33

"Roddy McPenis" of if I was a Military man " Privet Parts"

Hunter · 22nd May 2002, 15:24

Buff Bagwell or Daddy Long Stroke

binary hero · 22nd May 2002, 15:30

Steve Gediakan (i know i have spelt that wrong, it was purposeful)

Bilbo Baggins · 22nd May 2002, 16:21

I am a porn star.

asshole · 22nd May 2002, 16:21

Big-O Jigga-Lo

maybe Anusman!

rm' · 22nd May 2002, 16:42

Bob.

Jay · 22nd May 2002, 16:51

Copy machine repair man #1

Atmo · 22nd May 2002, 16:51

Phil my Manboobies...

Magic_Midget · 22nd May 2002, 17:11

Mike Hunt

Jack MeHoff

One Eyed Jack

Scatman

Gaylord Focker

Merlin · 22nd May 2002, 17:48

The Rolleyes Smiley

Sandman2012 · 22nd May 2002, 17:57

Hugh Johnson in "Gettin' Nippy With It."

Curi0us_George · 22nd May 2002, 18:13

Lee|EvilMofo

(I'd choose Curi0us_George, but then everyone would think my movies were beastiality.

)

will · 22nd May 2002, 18:35

Butch Schlong or Snatch Diggler

(yes i do listen to mark and lard on radio1)

Vie · 22nd May 2002, 18:40

Erm...

Vie

probaly

red1177 · 22nd May 2002, 18:48

good lickin chickin

CremoNe · 23rd May 2002, 09:52

probably
Rocco Siffredi part II

ElChevelle · 23rd May 2002, 11:47

Craven Moorehead

Merlin · 23rd May 2002, 13:23

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Craven Moorehead

That is classic

Hunter · 23rd May 2002, 14:52

Quote:

Craven Moorehead

Sounds like a name from a bond flick

QHOBBES · 23rd May 2002, 22:14

Craven Moorehead is actually the name of a local DJ here in Phx.
Anywayz I'd use Wanghis Khan or Penis Collada (sorry P_C)

Bizzeh · 23rd May 2002, 22:23

im proud of were im from so it would have to be "Wigan Warrior"

Xerxes · 23rd May 2002, 23:05

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Craven Moorehead

Doesn't "Sean Connery" use that in a classic SNL Jeapordy sketch?

I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer"

papadoc · 23rd May 2002, 23:14

Muff Diver

s1138 · 23rd May 2002, 23:58

Ben Dover..

in the movie..Macon Whoopie

(ironically...that is the local hockey team)

GoldenSphynx · 24th May 2002, 00:11

Maybe, Semour Butkus

eleet-2k2 · 24th May 2002, 00:16

Quote:

Originally posted by GoldenSphinx86
Maybe, Semour Butkus

Gotta love that SImpsons episode.

Bilbo Baggins · 24th May 2002, 00:19

If i was a female porn star, i would be:

Alotta Fagina

ElChevelle · 24th May 2002, 01:09

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
Doesn't "Sean Connery" use that in a classic SNL Jeapordy sketch?

I made it up back in 83 before that old fart was done playing Bond roles

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer"

Ya ever heard the director yell, "OK, now pull it out and spew all over her melons!"?
THAT'S what I wanna do.....direct.
'OK honey, why don't ya come over here and take 5'

ElChevelle · 24th May 2002, 01:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
If i was a female porn star, i would be:

Mona Loudlee

Whereas, if I were a tranvestite porn star, my name would be:
Unique Monique
or simply:
Manique

insomniac · 24th May 2002, 01:45

Ebenezer Screw

ElChevelle · 24th May 2002, 01:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Insomniac7891
Ebenezer Screw

And Tiny Tim would be your midget co-star

Someone at work was just talking about a porn movie title he saw recently:
'Enter and Exit the Dragon' starring Bruce Tree

Aeroe · 24th May 2002, 01:55

long dong slither...

papadoc · 24th May 2002, 02:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer"

If you were the cameraman...your name could be: Seymore Butts

Merlin · 24th May 2002, 02:10

It appears ElChevelle has previously given a lot of thought to the matter.

A kick-ass porn star name borrowed from the movies would be simply "Shaft".

papadoc · 24th May 2002, 02:28

Anime/Manga porn star:
Won Hung Low

ElChevelle · 24th May 2002, 12:10

Quote:

Originally posted by papadoc
Anime/Manga porn star:
Won Hung Low

Won Hung Low serving up Creme from sum yung gai

My rapper/porn star name:
Hedd Lover or 2 Pac DeLaydees

jns · 24th May 2002, 12:16

Can't believe noone posted this one yet!

Dirk Diggler.

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Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	If you Were a porn star what would your name be The other day I was siting around with my friends getting high, and one of those nume nuts asked a patcular Question" if you were a porn star what would be your screen name" So give you the same question.Im sure you sick fokes( like me)should get a kick out of this thread! I had numerious answers, one of those was "John Hardstaff"

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