The crappiest songs of all time! - Page 2

Mattress · 18th July 2003, 20:21

That "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" song, ugh it needs to die.

anubis2003 · 18th July 2003, 22:05

Wesley Willis - Anything by this guy is ear-wrenching, yet funny(i.e. Cut The Mullet).

Hanson - MmmmBop. Don't know how this band got popular. It's scary actually.

Basically any crappy pop band is horrible IMO.

White Raven · 18th July 2003, 23:29

Zootm -- That's so true. That and money.

Anything by Celine Dion. She pisses me off.
I hate Britney's songs. Unintelligent lyrics and an annoying beat. Fuck off, boob-pumping whore.
Some other shit... I forget the name... I'll post back when I remember.

dlinkwit27 · 19th July 2003, 00:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.) Those bands shouldn't even get signed IMO. First you should have to make quality original music before you're allowed to cover other people's original music and release it.

AAF's CD is actually really good. The record company decides the first single, so i don't hold that against them.

DragonSon · 19th July 2003, 03:16

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR 'whatever'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

Yeah that's really gay.. 6 different words in that song.

Just a useless fact, but did you know that it took TWO people to write that song? They also have it copyrighted.

randman · 19th July 2003, 03:58

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
Anything by Celine Dion. She pisses me off.
I hate Britney's songs. Unintelligent lyrics and an annoying beat.

Yep. I would agree there.

My entry would surprisingly have to come from maybe the best band ever, the Beatles.

"Revolution #9" from the White Album. I'm not really sure you could even call it a song. It's just bad noise.

papadoc · 19th July 2003, 04:58

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Originally posted by randman
"Revolution #9" from the White Album. I'm not really sure you could even call it a song. It's just bad noise.

Makes you wonder where their heads were that day.

ryan · 19th July 2003, 05:14

Quote:

Originall Posted by Mr_007
Some Wonder

By the way Zoot, I was mainly speaking of mainstream hip-hop.

I know there is good hip hop out there.

Merlin · 19th July 2003, 16:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
That "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" song, ugh it needs to die.

That would be "Big Yellow Taxi" by Alanis Morissette, someone else who did the original, or Counting Crows (with Vanessa Carlton). The CC version isn't too bad.

randman · 20th July 2003, 00:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Merlin
That would be "Big Yellow Taxi" by Alanis Morissette, someone else who did the original, or Counting Crows (with Vanessa Carlton). The CC version isn't too bad.

Joni Mitchell wrote and recorded the original (and best

) version of "Big Yellow Taxi".

ShyShy · 28th July 2003, 07:11

i just heard the worst f*****g cover ever!!!! some moron did a techno mix of Don Henley's Boys of Summer. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cylob · 28th July 2003, 08:52

Most techno mixes (for techno mixes sake) get my eternal scorn. They're an abomination. I'm waiting for the techno cuts of the wedding & funeral marches. I believe they may even exist.

Merlin · 28th July 2003, 11:01

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Originally posted by ShyShy
some moron did a techno mix of Don Henley's Boys of Summer.

DJ Sammy. Forgive him, he's Spanish.

ShyShy · 28th July 2003, 17:33

usually DJ Sammy does ok. but it was a girl singing... but if Sammy was involved, major spankings for that one!

Mattress · 28th July 2003, 18:46

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
usually DJ Sammy does ok. but it was a girl singing... but if Sammy was involved, major spankings for that one!

DJ Sammy did a bunch of techno covers of popular songs form the 80's "Boys of Summer" "California Dreamin'" "Heaven" and it pisses me off that he gets radio play with this crap when other better and original songs from better artists don't.

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
My entry would surprisingly have to come from maybe the best band ever, the Beatles.

The Beatles were just another pop boy band IMHO.

ShyShy · 28th July 2003, 18:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
DJ Sammy did... "California Dreamin'"

that's it... time to bring out the bat and start whacking.

Mattress · 28th July 2003, 19:56

yeah that one was especially bad.

Kaboon · 28th July 2003, 20:01

Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song ?

Raz · 28th July 2003, 20:07

Rolf Harrises cover of stairway to heaven.

randman · 28th July 2003, 20:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
The Beatles were just another pop boy band IMHO.

Surely you can't be serious.

Mattress · 28th July 2003, 22:00

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
Surely you can't be serious.

Only partially.

you must admit many aspects are similar: cheesy love songs, heart throbs, teeming masses of crazy, fainting, psychotic female fans, etc.

The beatles were more talented as they could play their own instruments and wrote their own songs. Plus they started to expand song subjects in their later work and sang about drugs and other stuff but the overall majority of their early work was love songs.

Raz · 28th July 2003, 22:03

randman that's EXACTLY how people react when i continuously put down the slew of modern songs to random people i don't know.

Niffle · 28th July 2003, 23:12

anything by 50 cent is now beginning to do me head in (especially that in da club one)

DragonSon · 29th July 2003, 04:45

Any song by Celine Dione, Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias...(by the way, I know I spelled most of their names wrong, but IMHO, they don't deserve the right to have their names spelled correctly...)I hear them EVERY DAY at work.....Damn Acme....

ShyShy · 29th July 2003, 07:01

Quote:

Originally posted by Niffle
anything by 50 cent is now beginning to do me head in (especially that in da club one)

ditto, and i never really liked "in da club" in the first place, the guy's way overplayed and it's getting pretty damn annoying.

ditto on the Celine Dion.

and i'm surprised no one has mentioned "elevator music" or that crap that they use when companies put you on hold.

oooooo, and Kenny G!

Merlin · 29th July 2003, 22:49

Heh, hold music.

Cable & Wireless' tech support line used to play Sunchyme by Dario G, which was an alright record - trouble is, it was a four minute track and C&W had approximately one man doing tech support, so you'd typically be listening to it for five hours until he got round to you...

Now it's NTL, and they play something by Vivaldi, constantly interrupted by "your call is important" - No shit, I wouldn't call if it wasn't important, you morons. And they have more tech support staff. At least three.

mikm · 30th July 2003, 01:46

/insert all punk rock, heavy metal songs here
/insert all backstreet boys, britney spears, christina agulara, the v-person, here

dlinkwit27 · 30th July 2003, 03:46

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
ditto, and i never really liked "in da club" in the first place, the guy's way overplayed and it's getting pretty damn annoying.

what are you taling about! "in da club" is one of the most creatiev rap songs i've ever heard! How many other rap songs haev their titles spelt with words like "da" and not "the." That is unprecidented! Also, he talkes about his 'dubs' and his benz in the first verse, so unique! Dubs and benz, in a rap song! who woulda thought! Then he goes so far to talk about weed AND his hoes AND his 'bling bling'! Just wow! So many unique things that is never heard in any other rap song, it's just mind blowing!

SemiTechGeek · 30th July 2003, 03:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Merlin
Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.

Damn right. How dare her for trying to be a Brody wannabe. I hope she eats herself to death

Raz · 30th July 2003, 12:36

She has the nerve to put down pop music, then do a cover of a fucking pop song or 8.

SemiTechGeek · 30th July 2003, 13:48

Kelly Osbourne....Talentless fat pig

roanfa · 30th July 2003, 15:25

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pixelcraft
That one 80's song - "I'm so excited"

I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATETHAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S.

'm so excited,
And I just can't hide it,
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you.

for what its worth : pointer sisters offcourse, (Words & music by trevor lawrence, anita, june and ruth pointer)

But you do have a point, personally i can't here such songs anymore.
I'd say all dance classics sux now, simply coz they got played like a zillion times..just to name a view that i started hating:

- celebration, (not)kool and the gang
- relight my fire - dan hartmann
- paradise by the f*****dash bla bla - meat loaf
- its raining men - the weather pigs

Dance Classics parties are very popular nowadays,,,why do ppl torture themselves??

btw: i'm new to this forum......hi to all

ShyShy · 30th July 2003, 17:14

HELLOOOOOOOOO roanfa! i used to love celebration, my sis had the cassette. never heard of your second pick. and yeah, "i'm so excited" and "it's raining men" both blow, even when i heard them the first go round.

Mattress · 30th July 2003, 18:49

pretty much anything by Brooklyn Bounce, ugh...

corkhead0 · 3rd August 2003, 21:52

Well I'm a fan of open source, but I would have to say this is by far the worst song I've ever heard:

http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.au

dylman · 4th August 2003, 22:15

Oasis - Little James:

Quote:

You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plasticine
Or even tried a trampoline

Liam Gallagher's ode to his young son. Truly hideous.

Merlin · 5th August 2003, 13:17

In addition to

Quote:

- celebration, (not)kool and the gang
- relight my fire - dan hartmann
- paradise by the f*****dash bla bla - meat loaf
- its raining men - the weather pigs

... - in fact, any version of Light My Fire, especially the Will Young one - there's Carl Douglas' Kung fu Fighting. Still makes me want to kill things.

Cylob · 5th August 2003, 16:41

I'm very fond of Dan Hartman's 'Relight My Fire'. It's a shame a boy band had to tarnish it.

Xerxes · 5th August 2003, 18:36

Speaking of tarnishing, that reminds me- The Kenny G "redux" of Louis Armstrong's "It's a wonderful world"- where he proceeds to play his clarinet *right over* the recording.

The Jazz equivalent of someone doing a tap dance on the shroud of Turin (It's a wonderful world being a sacred object)

d0rk · 6th August 2003, 07:23

Mariah Carey
Bringing On The Heartbreak

Yes yes, she did a cover of this song

18th July 2003, 20:21	#41
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	That "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" song, ugh it needs to die. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

18th July 2003, 22:05	#42
anubis2003 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: middle of somewhere Posts: 5,564	Wesley Willis - Anything by this guy is ear-wrenching, yet funny(i.e. Cut The Mullet). Hanson - MmmmBop. Don't know how this band got popular. It's scary actually. Basically any crappy pop band is horrible IMO. [Over The Monkey] \| [My DeviantArt] \| [Se ti] \| [Atmo Digital Design Forums]

18th July 2003, 23:29	#43
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Zootm -- That's so true. That and money. Anything by Celine Dion. She pisses me off. I hate Britney's songs. Unintelligent lyrics and an annoying beat. Fuck off, boob-pumping whore. Some other shit... I forget the name... I'll post back when I remember. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

28th July 2003, 08:52	#52
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	Most techno mixes (for techno mixes sake) get my eternal scorn. They're an abomination. I'm waiting for the techno cuts of the wedding & funeral marches. I believe they may even exist. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At: Last edited by Cylob; 28th July 2003 at 10:59.

28th July 2003, 19:56	#57
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	yeah that one was especially bad. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

28th July 2003, 07:11	#51
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	i just heard the worst f*****g cover ever!!!! some moron did a techno mix of Don Henley's Boys of Summer. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28th July 2003, 17:33	#54
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	usually DJ Sammy does ok. but it was a girl singing... but if Sammy was involved, major spankings for that one!

28th July 2003, 20:01	#58
Kaboon Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,494	Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song ? berkenpi.es

28th July 2003, 20:07	#59
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Rolf Harrises cover of stairway to heaven.

28th July 2003, 22:03	#62
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	randman that's EXACTLY how people react when i continuously put down the slew of modern songs to random people i don't know.

28th July 2003, 23:12	#63
Niffle Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cymru Posts: 131	anything by 50 cent is now beginning to do me head in (especially that in da club one)

29th July 2003, 04:45	#64
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Any song by Celine Dione, Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias...(by the way, I know I spelled most of their names wrong, but IMHO, they don't deserve the right to have their names spelled correctly...)I hear them EVERY DAY at work.....Damn Acme.... Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

29th July 2003, 22:49	#66
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	Heh, hold music. Cable & Wireless' tech support line used to play Sunchyme by Dario G, which was an alright record - trouble is, it was a four minute track and C&W had approximately one man doing tech support, so you'd typically be listening to it for five hours until he got round to you... Now it's NTL, and they play something by Vivaldi, constantly interrupted by "your call is important" - No shit, I wouldn't call if it wasn't important, you morons. And they have more tech support staff. At least three. as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

30th July 2003, 01:46	#67
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,286	/insert all punk rock, heavy metal songs here /insert all backstreet boys, britney spears, christina agulara, the v-person, here powered by C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

30th July 2003, 12:36	#70
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	She has the nerve to put down pop music, then do a cover of a fucking pop song or 8.

30th July 2003, 13:48	#71
SemiTechGeek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Teaching Starfleet how to fire a phaser with a hand rather than a pogo stick Posts: 324	Kelly Osbourne....Talentless fat pig Rip the shacles from your ankles and live your life damnit "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

30th July 2003, 15:25	#72
roanfa Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: den haag - nl Posts: 4	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pixelcraft That one 80's song - "I'm so excited" I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATETHAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S. 'm so excited, And I just can't hide it, And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you. for what its worth : pointer sisters offcourse, (Words & music by trevor lawrence, anita, june and ruth pointer) But you do have a point, personally i can't here such songs anymore. I'd say all dance classics sux now, simply coz they got played like a zillion times..just to name a view that i started hating: - celebration, (not)kool and the gang - relight my fire - dan hartmann - paradise by the f*****dash bla bla - meat loaf - its raining men - the weather pigs Dance Classics parties are very popular nowadays,,,why do ppl torture themselves?? btw: i'm new to this forum......hi to all

30th July 2003, 17:14	#73
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	HELLOOOOOOOOO roanfa! i used to love celebration, my sis had the cassette. never heard of your second pick. and yeah, "i'm so excited" and "it's raining men" both blow, even when i heard them the first go round.

30th July 2003, 18:49	#74
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	pretty much anything by Brooklyn Bounce, ugh... Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

3rd August 2003, 21:52	#75
corkhead0 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 548	Well I'm a fan of open source, but I would have to say this is by far the worst song I've ever heard: http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.au

5th August 2003, 16:41	#78
Cylob Forum Music King (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Future Posts: 7,175	I'm very fond of Dan Hartman's 'Relight My Fire'. It's a shame a boy band had to tarnish it. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:

5th August 2003, 18:36	#79
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	Speaking of tarnishing, that reminds me- The Kenny G "redux" of Louis Armstrong's "It's a wonderful world"- where he proceeds to play his clarinet right over the recording. The Jazz equivalent of someone doing a tap dance on the shroud of Turin (It's a wonderful world being a sacred object)

6th August 2003, 07:23	#80
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Mariah Carey Bringing On The Heartbreak Yes yes, she did a cover of this song I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

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