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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 18
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Anyone here have kids
Just wondering if anyone has kids so maybe we can swap horror stories
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,884
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Most of the people here are kids... either by age or mental capacity.
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Major Dudette
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I have 3 boys 13 , 9 n 3
I've been c0rrupted in a world of make.believe. -suzy- |
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 2,527
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I have 35 of em...
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 18
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lol ive got one boy almost eight months old
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
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Damn...my boys are 18 and 14! Part of me says they grow up too fast. The other says thank the gods they grow up so fast!
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 2,527
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im serious, I have 35 kids, but none of them are really mine.
I keep them locked in a little room in my basement. they take turns running on the treadmill that turns the generator that powers my house. no I am a school bus driver, and i take 35 students to and from school each day. |
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 18
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wow 18 and 14 that must be loads of fun!!!!!!
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Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
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Heh, the rugrat's 3, will turn 16 in January
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Forum Esperantist
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I do not have kids, but I have three sisters, all younger than me, and it makes me a little scared to have kids.
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Alumni?
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i dont have kids...but i do have a younger brother and sister. and out of my extended family, i am the oldest. seeing baby cousins....yeah, i think i shall wait awhile to have kids
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
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Trust me...dealing with the 18 year old has been loads of fun this year. Thankfully, it hasn't had anything to do with the cops. It's mostly been about his horrible relationship with his father (my ex), and just being a teenager.
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Mother Trucker
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ahem.... i have a 21 yr old stepdaughter..19 yr old stepson..15 yr old daughter..15 yr old son..12 yr old son..and a 9 yr old daughter
i win the sanity award THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones |
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 84
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The sperm bank won't tell me. I'm sure I have lots of kids though because I'm.... errr... prolific.
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Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
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<3 foobar2k
(Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 3,203
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pixie, unless I'm mistaken, you're only a few years older than your oldest stepchild. Must be difficult.
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FRISIAN (MOD)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in a house
Posts: 16,103
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daughter 18 years (living with her mother) son 15 years (living with me) don't even think that it's fun to have kids that are this age it's not even remotly fun. It's a hell of a job to keep them in line |
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Forum King
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Forums
Posts: 2,685
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No measling kids here.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 132
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I have 2, but two young for exchange horror stories: 1 y old and 3 y old.
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
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FRISIAN (MOD)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in a house
Posts: 16,103
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btw. about you sign "this space isn't for hire"
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
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Are you offering to rent my space?
Oh...that did NOT sound right... nevermind...LOL
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FRISIAN (MOD)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in a house
Posts: 16,103
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Balled and Chained
Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,310
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No kids, but I may look to adopt in the next few years.
"My heart hates uggos." –J.D. |
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Mother Trucker
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ya..she's 21 and im 31. we have a very good friendship and she knows im there to talk and give advise when needed. im not there to parent her..just to give her a nudge when needed
"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones |
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Major Dudette
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I am still a kid
so no question of having kid................but I 've parents!Mom & dad..........but you know what it will be very dangerous to ask them 'bout me!
All pop music is good music but all good music isn't pop music ![]() Wanna know more about pop music or my boy-bands? Westlife / Backstreet Boys / Savage Garden / NSync / Michael Learns to Rock |
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Angel of Winamp
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Winamp House
Posts: 4,578
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I have 3 boys, ages 12, 11, and 8. They are the coolest most awesome boys in the whole world.
I dont have any horror stories to share. My boys rock and god blessed me with the 3 best kids in the whole world .Missy |
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Capitalist Alumni
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Missy! Who so eloquently plays Wendy to winamps' lost boys...
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Angel of Winamp
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Winamp House
Posts: 4,578
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Oh Xerxes I love you! I know I have neglected my duties as the Winamp forums mom in the past year and a half but I have been so darn busy growing my business. My hard work has paid off, I am much more successful than I thought I would be. Soon I will be able to give all my winamp boys a job!
Big Huge Hugs, Missy |
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 18
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Yeah i was being sarcastic i have an 18yo sis a 15 yo sis a 7yo bro, who are all massive pains in the butt. but i have an eight month old son who is an absolute angel (when hes not teething) |
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Dialup Junkie
(Major Dude) Join Date: May 2003
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Posts: 1,219
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sorry for sticking in here and disturbing your seeerous grown-up-talk but I just have to comment this:
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
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I have to agree with you, nybergh. There's no way I'd ever want to be a teenager again! All I can do is remember what it was like, and try to keep my son from making the same mistakes. Alas, I feel like I fail more often than not in that area. Then, all I can do is be there for him.
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Dialup Junkie
(Major Dude) Join Date: May 2003
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Posts: 1,219
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), then I understand you don't want your son to do this again.But sometimes I would find it easier to live if my parents just would take it easy(yes, I'm actually a teenager..). Moan, complain and whine only when it's absolutely necessarily. This seems to be something that's extremely easy to say, time after time, generation after generation but, in the end most parents do this without realizing how terrible and depressive they actually sound. It's maybe hard to show u care without screaming out loud sometimes when your kid just seems to do idiotic things. Actually I don't think I'd be much better myself... |
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FRISIAN (MOD)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in a house
Posts: 16,103
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my parents sometimes remind me about how I was at that age when i have some minor problems with the kid. I'm gratefull to have a son that hasn't done any of the things I did his age.( he's boring if compared to me at the same age) @denalicious- age has nothing to do with being a parent I also was 20 when i became a father - and I enjoyed it |
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Dominus Deus Best Friend and Play Toy
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I have a 13 year old boy.He can be a handful,but is a good kid at heart.
If your world doesn't allow you to dream,move to one where you can.
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FRISIAN (MOD)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in a house
Posts: 16,103
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our local time is 22.34 at this time when i post this and me and the kid have been watching a lame movie on tv having a beer and some things to eat. and yes that is nice . just a boys evening ( the mrs has a meeting) right no i'm glad the kid is 15.
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#37 |
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Major Dude
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I would like to not be considered a kid by mental capacity. Being I don't live with my parents. Anyways everyone is the kid of someone else so we are all kids.
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Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
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"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-r-us kid!"
Sorry, had to post that after reading drake's post
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Major Dude
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I'm a teenie' YAY! But fk, I think comparing the bitching and whining of parents to teenagers - too close to tell. Unless a biost answer were to appear directly below this thread.
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Balled and Chained
Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,310
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spaceplayradio: You're havin' a beer with your 15yo? Is he havin' a beer? Do you need a smack? =P "My heart hates uggos." –J.D. |
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