Paris Hilton

TheMilhouseMan · 13th November 2003, 19:02

Who has seen the video? What do you think is it real?

ElChevelle · 13th November 2003, 19:09

It's definately real. Slow it down and watch carefully.

Wait a minute....What video?

WTF?

deathazre · 13th November 2003, 19:14

it's found its way around campus here.

d0rk · 13th November 2003, 19:18

what video are you talking about, and where can I see it cause Paris Hilton is hot

ElChevelle · 13th November 2003, 19:25

Quote:

A search for "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" on the file-sharing site KaZaA leads to clips of everything from large naked women doing provocative dances to a monkey drinking its own urine.

d0rk · 13th November 2003, 19:30

btw I found what he was talking

Quote:

Porn With A Silver Spoon
Paris Hilton may want to go back to that farm on her reality show—and never return. Her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon is telling friends that he’s got a pornographic home movie of him and Hilton having sex and plans to sell it on the Internet. Solomon, an online-gambling entrepreneur, briefly dated Hilton earlier this year after he separated from his wife, 90210 bad girl Shannen Doherty. Hilton insists there’s no video—at least that she knows of. “He’s a complete liar and scumbag,” she said last week in Ibiza, where she was vacationing with—of all people—Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis. “He is a very sick man. People love to talk shit because they’re jealous. I don’t care. Whatever.” Meanwhile, Hilton has another mess to sort out. Buzz has it that Kwiat Diamonds is suing her, claiming that she still hasn’t returned a bracelet they loaned her for the Oscars. Hilton declined to comment on that, as did a Kwiat rep.

marvinbarcelona · 13th November 2003, 19:45

Oh, its definately her, no doubt about it...same gormless expression on her face and same stick-insect like body...its her.

What do you guys see in her? She looks like she needs a bloody good feed.

Huh! What the hell is this ----> *EDIT* edited this myself. Wasn't aware of the rule regarding adult links.....but it is her!

I wouldn't click on that, I really wouldn't...ohno, no me! *cough*

richardharris · 13th November 2003, 19:58

What??????????????????????

ElChevelle · 13th November 2003, 20:53

Boy, that was close to being a banworthy offense.
I first had to inspect the link and sure enough, it was an ass ugly blond getting der weinershnitzel while being filmed with a handicam.
I think I'm traumatized after being pornilized

marvinbarcelona · 13th November 2003, 20:58

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Boy, that was close to being a banworthy offense.
I first had to inspect the link and sure enough, it was an ass ugly blond getting der weinershnitzel while being filmed with a handicam.
I think I'm traumatized after being pornilized

Didn't even occur to me that this was a ban worthy offence until after I posted...

Paris Hilton is not very attractive at all, is she?

ElChevelle · 13th November 2003, 21:03

I'd rather watch JustSomeOni have sex

Well, maybe not

iomegajaz · 13th November 2003, 21:28

Quote:

Originally posted by marvinbarcelona
What do you guys see in her?

[wild guess] Money. [/wild guess]

=)

ElChevelle · 13th November 2003, 21:41

Quote:

Originally posted by marvinbarcelona
What do you guys see in her?

I wouldn't even stick my boloney pony in there so what makes you think I'm gonna put an eye in it?

Shenlong · 13th November 2003, 21:48

Quote:

A search for "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" on the file-sharing site KaZaA leads to clips of everything from large naked women doing provocative dances to a monkey drinking its own urine.

Well, I've seen the monkey half, but not the Paris Hilton half...

Namelessv1 · 13th November 2003, 22:08

She isn't that attractive, but more importantly, she's completely useless to society.

lil vixen · 14th November 2003, 00:33

I seen it, it is bleh along with her. I do NOT see what anyone sees in her she is rather ugly and stick figure skinny.

deathazre · 14th November 2003, 01:04

agreed

ShyShy · 14th November 2003, 01:34

Basically she's an animated blow-up doll

idynkydnk · 14th November 2003, 01:38

I think she's hot...and really rich

Bob the Tomato · 14th November 2003, 02:06

The only reason to be interested in her is that she's fairly pretty and she's the heiress to a massive fortune.

ElChevelle · 14th November 2003, 03:28

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
Basically she's an animated blow-up doll

Blow up doll?
If she's a blow up doll, an asthmatic duck could blow her up.
Ever play the xylophone on a girl's ribs?
From the inside?

ShyShy · 14th November 2003, 03:37

You're right, can't believe that I just insulted blow-up dolls everywhere with that comparison

iomegajaz · 14th November 2003, 03:43

Blow-up dolls have feelings, too. Well.. sensory receptors, at least in the more advanced models. UHH, so I hear.

Rellik · 14th November 2003, 03:58

if you mean Realdolls, they aren't aren't exactly inflatable ...

DragonSon · 14th November 2003, 03:59

This is just sad...

CarboHidrat · 14th November 2003, 09:19

What video are you talking about?

mrharhar · 14th November 2003, 09:26

I guessing a video where some (aparently skinny) chick called Paris Hilton (I always thought that it was a hotel) does the nasty.
All clear?

Viper007Bond · 14th November 2003, 12:07

Seen it a few days ago. Not all that good. It's all in night vision. :/

TheMilhouseMan · 14th November 2003, 23:25

has anyone seen the full 27minute version or the 3 minute version I have yet to find the 27 minute version.

DragonSon · 15th November 2003, 00:27

Yeah, that pisses me off. I keep getting that too.

ElChevelle · 15th November 2003, 01:50

It's a waste of film!
The guy is now suing her for 10 mil. Seems the family has slandered him saying he raped her. It's clear that she was all for getting her ribs rubbed by her actions on that crappy assed "film"

Shenlong · 15th November 2003, 01:53

The girls in most of those free 10-second clips on those porno sites are better looking than she is...

whiteflip · 15th November 2003, 08:37

Her money/hotness/slutty factor far outrank most other woman most people know of. She aint that bad. Her sister is an enigma of sorts though. In some shots she is way hotter than paris but in others she is christina aguilera ugly.

[edit]That guy cant make any money selling that thing on the internet. its already plastard all over kazaa plus anyone who picks up the video and distributes it through a more non p2p means (visavi dvd) will be sued by the hiltons. or covertly killed.[/edit]

ShyShy · 15th November 2003, 14:22

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
The guy is now suing her for 10 mil. Seems the family has slandered him saying he raped her.

Yup, and I'm sure everyone believes that she's a rocket scientist, too.

Viper007Bond · 15th November 2003, 14:49

Well she can ride my rocket, I mean...

ElChevelle · 15th November 2003, 15:33

I say we put her on a rocket and send her to Uranus.

Viper007Bond · 15th November 2003, 15:43

My rocket can go in her... umm, yeah...

Oni-Dracula · 15th November 2003, 16:19

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I'd rather watch JustSomeOni have sex

Well, maybe not

you know you want me, bishi

ElChevelle · 15th November 2003, 16:57

Ehhh, if I ever decide I want to switch sides of the bed, I'll let you know

13th November 2003, 19:02	#1
TheMilhouseMan The Weird One (Senior Member) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 299	Paris Hilton Who has seen the video? What do you think is it real?

13th November 2003, 19:18	#4
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	what video are you talking about, and where can I see it cause Paris Hilton is hot I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

13th November 2003, 19:45	#7
marvinbarcelona Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: m/cr, UK Posts: 1,143	Oh, its definately her, no doubt about it...same gormless expression on her face and same stick-insect like body...its her. What do you guys see in her? She looks like she needs a bloody good feed. Huh! What the hell is this ----> EDIT edited this myself. Wasn't aware of the rule regarding adult links.....but it is her! I wouldn't click on that, I really wouldn't...ohno, no me! cough It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this. Last edited by marvinbarcelona; 13th November 2003 at 20:36.

14th November 2003, 00:33	#16
lil vixen Major Dudette Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Between here and there. Posts: 826	I seen it, it is bleh along with her. I do NOT see what anyone sees in her she is rather ugly and stick figure skinny. I've been c0rrupted in a world of make.believe. -suzy-

14th November 2003, 03:43	#23
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Blow-up dolls have feelings, too. Well.. sensory receptors, at least in the more advanced models. UHH, so I hear. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

13th November 2003, 19:09	#2
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	It's definately real. Slow it down and watch carefully. Wait a minute....What video? WTF?

13th November 2003, 19:14	#3
deathazre Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: behind the wheel of a Cat service truck Posts: 1,847	it's found its way around campus here.

13th November 2003, 19:58	#8
richardharris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 132	What??????????????????????

13th November 2003, 20:53	#9
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Boy, that was close to being a banworthy offense. I first had to inspect the link and sure enough, it was an ass ugly blond getting der weinershnitzel while being filmed with a handicam. I think I'm traumatized after being pornilized

13th November 2003, 21:03	#11
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I'd rather watch JustSomeOni have sex Well, maybe not

13th November 2003, 22:08	#15
Namelessv1 Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,757	She isn't that attractive, but more importantly, she's completely useless to society.

14th November 2003, 01:04	#17
deathazre Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: behind the wheel of a Cat service truck Posts: 1,847	agreed

14th November 2003, 01:34	#18
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Basically she's an animated blow-up doll

14th November 2003, 01:38	#19
idynkydnk Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 428	I think she's hot...and really rich

14th November 2003, 02:06	#20
Bob the Tomato Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 258	The only reason to be interested in her is that she's fairly pretty and she's the heiress to a massive fortune.

14th November 2003, 03:37	#22
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	You're right, can't believe that I just insulted blow-up dolls everywhere with that comparison

14th November 2003, 03:58	#24
Rellik Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: localhost Posts: 1,099	if you mean Realdolls, they aren't aren't exactly inflatable ...

14th November 2003, 03:59	#25
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	This is just sad... Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

14th November 2003, 09:19	#26
CarboHidrat Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Refrigerator Posts: 134	What video are you talking about?

14th November 2003, 09:26	#27
mrharhar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: From: Posts: 233	I guessing a video where some (aparently skinny) chick called Paris Hilton (I always thought that it was a hotel) does the nasty. All clear? -there is no signature-

14th November 2003, 12:07	#28
Viper007Bond Major Dude Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Life: None Posts: 1,054	Seen it a few days ago. Not all that good. It's all in night vision. :/ - Viper007Bond \| Viper007Bond.com

14th November 2003, 23:25	#29
TheMilhouseMan The Weird One (Senior Member) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 299	has anyone seen the full 27minute version or the 3 minute version I have yet to find the 27 minute version.

15th November 2003, 00:27	#30
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Yeah, that pisses me off. I keep getting that too. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

15th November 2003, 01:50	#31
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	It's a waste of film! The guy is now suing her for 10 mil. Seems the family has slandered him saying he raped her. It's clear that she was all for getting her ribs rubbed by her actions on that crappy assed "film"

15th November 2003, 01:53	#32
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	The girls in most of those free 10-second clips on those porno sites are better looking than she is... A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

15th November 2003, 08:37	#33
whiteflip Post Master General (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Seattle, Now Las Vegas Posts: 6,032	Her money/hotness/slutty factor far outrank most other woman most people know of. She aint that bad. Her sister is an enigma of sorts though. In some shots she is way hotter than paris but in others she is christina aguilera ugly. [edit]That guy cant make any money selling that thing on the internet. its already plastard all over kazaa plus anyone who picks up the video and distributes it through a more non p2p means (visavi dvd) will be sued by the hiltons. or covertly killed.[/edit] I'm Back?

15th November 2003, 14:49	#35
Viper007Bond Major Dude Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Life: None Posts: 1,054	Well she can ride my rocket, I mean... - Viper007Bond \| Viper007Bond.com

15th November 2003, 15:33	#36
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I say we put her on a rocket and send her to Uranus.

15th November 2003, 15:43	#37
Viper007Bond Major Dude Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Life: None Posts: 1,054	My rocket can go in her... umm, yeah... - Viper007Bond \| Viper007Bond.com

15th November 2003, 16:57	#39
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Ehhh, if I ever decide I want to switch sides of the bed, I'll let you know

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