Funny things done while extremely drunk

Huehuetenango · 17th November 2003, 20:48

lets see
funny stuff i've done while drunk

1)fell asleep in the middle of a major street near where i live. thankfully some friends were a minute or so behind me, so they picked me up and carried me to the bar we were on our way to (having been drinking at home already)
2)decided to wrestle a midget. i lost. horribly
3)decided to try and junk a friend of mine who is 4 inches taller than me and weighs almost 100 pounds more. in muscle. he junked me back so hard my kidneys hurt for a day (ps: junking is punching someone in the nuts)
4)pissing on the sundial
5)pissing on the door of the guy who lives down the hall from me
6)pissing on one of my best friends

hmm, i guess in hindsight these are more stupid than funny. no wonder i'm severly cutting back my drinking

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17th November 2003, 20:48	#18
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	lets see funny stuff i've done while drunk 1)fell asleep in the middle of a major street near where i live. thankfully some friends were a minute or so behind me, so they picked me up and carried me to the bar we were on our way to (having been drinking at home already) 2)decided to wrestle a midget. i lost. horribly 3)decided to try and junk a friend of mine who is 4 inches taller than me and weighs almost 100 pounds more. in muscle. he junked me back so hard my kidneys hurt for a day (ps: junking is punching someone in the nuts) 4)pissing on the sundial 5)pissing on the door of the guy who lives down the hall from me 6)pissing on one of my best friends hmm, i guess in hindsight these are more stupid than funny. no wonder i'm severly cutting back my drinking