What 50 cent needs.

[Fickle]

This fuckin guy. This fuckin guy.

This guy needs to be drug out into the street and shot.
Again.

Do yourself a favor and read his biography on 50cent.com. It's hilarious, filled with new-age words (realest, drive him to the block)and says completely nothing. The guy's biggest claim to fame was that he was shot a shitload of times. I imagine it's because he's an unoriginal hack, who deserves nothing.
But my biggest question is why would he be shot if, according to the author of his biography, he was focused on his rap carreer and his family.


My biggest question to 50 cent, is what have you got that is making you popular? A new sound? No. A new face? No. A warm body to sell tickets to rap concerts? BING! We have a winner.
This guy is useless, and I don't understand why it's considered a good idea to hold a person who's been shot 9 times for doing something stupid up on a pedastal.

Oh here's a good article:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/featu...051777,00.html

" In the foyer of the Landmark Hotel, a painfully well-to-do place in west London, a group of men move through the foyer to gratifying effect. Thin-blooded business types stare as the posse, dripping with gold chains, roll through reception lugging sacks from McDonald's, the smell of which has in seconds obliterated that of the hotel's carefully arranged orchids. On the day of their arrival, 50 Cent and his 18-strong entourage were held for several hours at Heathrow while customs officials checked that none of them had outstanding warrants."

If he's such a tough motherfucker, why is it he and Eminem have 20 guys surrounding them all day? And doesn't he know that McDonald's sucks? Or was he sucked in by the new "I'm lovin it" advertising campaign?

"Twenty-eight years ago, having a teen pregnancy wasn't as common as it is these days. When it happened, she started to hustle to provide for me. You know? And... she, she got killed. And after she got killed, I stayed with my grandparents. But she was in the streets so much, I stayed with them before, too."--50 cent

Again, the truth is hiding inside cliche-like language that is both vague and misleading: In his Biography on his webpage, it is stated: "...Raised without a father, 50's mother, whose name carried weight in the street (hint, hint, dummies), was found dead under mysterious circumstances before he could hit his teens." Evidentally in the streets, hustling means something more than just scrounging for food. Evidentally it's veryy (hint, hint, dummies) which must mean that his mom was a whole lot cooler than reality states.

He also " has been shot nine times in a failed assassination attempt, stabbed, jailed for peddling crack, and was orphaned when his teenage mother was drugged and left in a room with the gas turned on."
So peddling crack is a great thing to be doing, and can lead to record deals. Remember that kids.
And here we are back to his mother. First, there is nothing stating that someone else did this, and filling a house with gas by the stove when someone is laying on the floor is not going to kill them unless they are there for around six hours. Where was 50 during this time? Why would she be in the house alone if she's a responsible mother? Is there evidence that she didn't do these things herself?

"If there's beef, cock it and dump it, the drama really means nothin
To me I'll ride by and blow ya brains out (brains out)
There's no time to cock it, no way you can stop it
When niggas run up on you wit them thangs out (thangs out)
I do what I gotta do I don't care I if get caught
The DA can play this motherfuckin tape in court
I'll kill you - I ain't playin, hear what I'm sayin, homie I ain't playin
Catch you slippin, I'ma kill you - I ain't playin, hear what I'm sayin,
homie I ain't playin"--50 cent "Heat"

I'm having a hard time endearing this dde to anything but a drive by shooting.

Who listens to this shit? Remarkably, the largest buyer in America are Caucasian Males. And why is it every dude I ever see with thier pimped out Hondas and Timberland Boots (with no dirt on them, we wouldn't want to "work" in our boots, would we?), they live in huge houses and haven't had a summer job in thier lives, much less a real job where you actually have to go to work and earn pay. This isn't the case in all, but many that I've seen.

Okay, I'm done, I just needed to get my dislike on this guy out in the open, plus it gave me a reason to research him and answer my own questions (what few were actually answered without vague bullshit).