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I'm just glad I don't have kids yet (well i guess i could but life would really be screwed from there.......Teenage parent....not me) I remember when I figured It out when i was 9, ironically because I was reading Calvin and Hobbes and I understood why his dad talked about 'Santa' wanting a beer. I was a bit confused, but I always had been like this question I had one year
Fenix(Not my Real name): If Santas Elves make these then why are they in factory made boxes with name brands on them. Why is Santa plagerizing the Toy Market? (I guess I was kinda smart to ask that at 8)
Mom: Well...
Fenix: I mean on the shows it shows the elves making stuff. Does Santa have permissions from those companys to steal their logos for his toys?
Mom: Yes, well he sent the toys through their quality control and...
I take it you all get the point.
And Jones, well I doubt santa would have shot himself if kids stopped beliving in him. If he was really then he would be living in the bahamas right now.
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