I don't need a song, my uber-leet bass playing will kill everyone's ears in 5-seconds flat...Well, actually the feedback from my dad's 350-watt Hartke bass amp with the volume at "10" will when I stand right in front of it, really...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
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