New Jokes ^_^

d0rk · 12th February 2004, 03:30

What is the best part about screwing twenty-eight year olds?

There are twenty of them

Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you could read her lips

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?

They can smell it but they cant eat it

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"
"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

Anyone else heard any good ones?

12th February 2004, 03:30	#1
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	New Jokes ^_^ What is the best part about screwing twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So you could read her lips What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand. "What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?" "Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with." Anyone else heard any good ones? I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Threaded Mode