The cardboard overpowers you!

[MidnightViper88]

After lunch yesterday, my friends put a piece of cardboard and put it up in right the middle of the hallway and had it stood up like a barrier...All the girls and about 2 guys that passed by went around the cardboard before some guy finally kicked it over...

Amazing how a piece of cardboard can do that to some people...

[Too-DAMN-Much]

lol

[Bilbo Baggins]

I thought we were going to get some new story about Falcon4.

[ElChevelle]

Well it IS basically a small tree

[MidnightViper88]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Well it IS basically a small tree

Further proof my school is stupid: Another year has gone by in my high school life, and many people still can't grasp the two-door concept (I.E. there are 2 doors to one of the entrances to the cafeteria; Everyone crowds through one door, while the other is never opened)

[mikm]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I thought we were going to get some new story about Falcon4.

Same here.

[surrquake]

amazing how one cockaroach can scare 30 people in a class at the same time? even a small one?

[DuaneJeffers]

Shit ... I thought that you were talking about This Cardboard ... but I was wrong.

-Duane

[Fickle]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I thought we were going to get some new story about Falcon4.

me too.

We tried similar social experiments in school, but most of the time it involved smacking somone in the face with a rolled up magazine or trying to get into the girls bathroom. Eventually, we went to high school where we gave up the magazine vs face trials and concentrated more on getting laid.

I remember on was based on the simple politeness of people. Drop a book, seemingly by accident, and see how long it took someone to pick it up. Or the door scenario which I also noticed at the schools I went to with double doors (One looked like a converted convent, it lacked double doors).

We were never truely maliscious, although when I was thrown into a garbage can, I immediately doubted it's basis in science.

[ryan]

<d0rk> It's really funny to watch people go into wal-mart and the automatic doors will have a huge line and those who are walking towards the store go right to that line, while the manual doors have no line and only very limited (smart) people use those

[Fickle]

Automattic doors have bred a new stupidity: stopping right after walking through the door(s). The situation is this: you are going in for music at your local Best Buy or equally over-successful warehouse-o-goods, and the fifty-year-old wrinklefest in front of you stops right after he walks through the doors. It's even worse when it's a kid your age or older, because you just want to scream "YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! KEEP WALKING, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STORE!" right into thier ear because you nearly whacked heads with them as they stopped right in front of you.

Next time someone does this to you, keep walking. The last time I did this it was an accident, but I still nearly got into a fist fight, simply because I had been talking to my brother with my head turned when Moron A stopped just inside the doorway. I smashed my head into his accidentally, he turned around and started yelling at me. I returned the verbal abuse and before I knew it, the asshole was inviting me outside. A few Friendly Employees escorted him out and allowed me to roam the store.

[Vie]

I hate automatic doors, they rarly ever open in time, I end up stoping just before walking into them EVERY bloody time... ..maby I walk too fast.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Windows dont open like automatic doors vie.

[mark]

Vie uses linux, bilbo.

[Bilbo Baggins]

No wonder he keeps crashing then.

[eleet-2k2]

Originally posted by MidnightViper88


Further proof my school is stupid: Another year has gone by in my high school life, and many people still can't grasp the two-door concept (I.E. there are 2 doors to one of the entrances to the cafeteria; Everyone crowds through one door, while the other is never opened)

Ya, that's like my school too, and then I bypass the crowd opening to closed door saying "There 2 doors for a reason" and people just stare, and continue to crowd the one opened door.

[mark]

The worst is when they crowd the doors that only open one way, so you cant even get the other door open, because they see taking a step back as being bad.

Also, they try to skip the que, qu, kuu, how the fuck to you spell it? line at lunch, and when they fail and have to line up, they bitch and whine and bitch and whine about everyone who skips ahead. Cunts.

[iron2000]

The people are lazy?
Rather walk around it than kick it down?

[ElChevelle]

The rednecks who stand in front of the automatic exits at Wal-Mart trying to sell their little pets....puppies and kittens. Then you have the mooching-assed, little camp fire bitches that try to snag you before you go in to buy their little turd mounds. Then there's that FUCK in the red suit with his little bell that I'd like to stick up his ass begging you for your loose change. "Get a job, you fatfuck!"


Sorry for the rant.

[Too-DAMN-Much]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
que, qu, kuu, how the fuck to you spell it?

queue

[ElChevelle]

or simply Q

[mark]

bah. its a line.

[MidnightViper88]

Hmm...Wal-Mart...

Reminds me of this one time when I went with my dad to Wal-Mart to get something...When we got in the line, these two girls go into another line, because it appeared to be moving faster...The mother in our line calls them over, because she's next, and the other line wasn't moving any faster than ours, all while my dad and I are basically thinking "They can't fucking cut, they were in the other line, they should stay!"

Justice came when the mother had some popurri she wanted to buy, but the cashier wasn't able to sell it to her because it had been recalled...The woman's responce was "But it's on that table there and other people are buying it", but the cashier told her once again it was recalled, and held the woman's precious popurri behind the counter...

Serves you right, bitch...

Sorry, had to go on that rant too...

[InvisableMan]

Originally posted by MidnightViper88


Further proof my school is stupid: Another year has gone by in my high school life, and many people still can't grasp the two-door concept (I.E. there are 2 doors to one of the entrances to the cafeteria; Everyone crowds through one door, while the other is never opened)

it's the herding instinct (or as i like to call it, the lemmming instinct)..

people are basically like sheep, if theres a large croud of people somewhere more people will go to see whats going on. and even if theres nothing going on most of them will stay to see if something happens. and if the group moves the people move with it. i've spent quite awhile watching people in groups and have come to a pretty solid conclusion that it really happens.

[deeder7001]

cattle call

[Xerxes]

It's we the people, not we the sheeple!
-Ted Nugent

[Rellik]

cattle prods anyone?

[Cognition]

The worst people that stop just after walking through automatic doors are the ones that stay and have a conversation with someone or just stand apparently thinking, while all the while the door keeps opening and closing for them and the entrance bell thing goes "bing" "bing" "bing" cause they're standing right on the detector.

And they DON'T SEEM TO NOTICE THIS.

[ElChevelle]

The only part of the human race I can stand is ME.