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ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 00:29

Shaven-head yob crashes into Nic, 4, to snatch ball in crowd

What a retread!

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Little Nicholas O'Brien was about to claim the ball when bully Matt Starr burst forward from the row behind to snatch it away from him.
The boy's mum Eddie started whacking the 28-year-old landscape gardener with her programme but he wouldn't let it out of his clutches and even held it up in triumph.

I repeat.....What a retread!

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Starr had fled his home in nearby Sachse last night to avoid the media.

Good news altogether for the tike:

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But little Nicholas didn't leave empty handed. Players from home side Texas Rangers gave him a signed ball, signed bat, a shirt, cap and tickets.

Then today:

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Accustomed to aiming their throws at the catcher’s mitt, on Friday night… kid’s will have some fun by aiming at a giant-sized Matt Starr-look-a-like-replica face.

and....

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The Texas Rangers say a man who slammed into a 4-year-old boy while diving for a foul ball has agreed to give the baseball to the child. A Rangers spokesman says Starr also will provide the O'Brien family with an unspecified number of tickets to future Texas games.

Germ · 18th June 2004, 00:34

I wish I was a little white rich kid then I could get whatever the hell I wanted just by getting knocked over by some drunken fool. PITY ME AMERICA.

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 00:44

You're the first one I thought of when I saw it on the news

Shit you not.

MonKeyRum · 18th June 2004, 01:41

Maybe that Starr dude and that clown that f-CkeD it up for the Cubs can become roomates at the North Pole so they can get left alone. Pricks!!!

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 02:47

A guy climbing all over little children so you can have a ball...

A double hitter that's foul in all sections of the field!

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 02:59

Mom should've strangled his balls til they were foul.

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 03:02

3 strikes, no balls...He's out!

Germ · 18th June 2004, 03:51

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Originally posted by ElChevelle
You're the first one I thought of when I saw it on the news
Shit you not.

You simply cannot imagine the pride I feel.

eleet-2k2 · 18th June 2004, 21:06

THat poor kid, good thing the team was nice enough to give him all that autographed swag though.

That's just cruel stealing from a baby (practically).

18th June 2004, 01:41	#4
MonKeyRum Major Dude Join Date: May 2004 Location: The North Posts: 859	Maybe that Starr dude and that clown that f-CkeD it up for the Cubs can become roomates at the North Pole so they can get left alone. Pricks!!! Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them

18th June 2004, 02:47	#5
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	A guy climbing all over little children so you can have a ball... A double hitter that's foul in all sections of the field! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 03:02	#7
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	3 strikes, no balls...He's out! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 21:06	#9
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	THat poor kid, good thing the team was nice enough to give him all that autographed swag though. That's just cruel stealing from a baby (practically). "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

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18th June 2004, 00:34	#2
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	I wish I was a little white rich kid then I could get whatever the hell I wanted just by getting knocked over by some drunken fool. PITY ME AMERICA.

18th June 2004, 00:44	#3
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	You're the first one I thought of when I saw it on the news Shit you not.

18th June 2004, 02:59	#6
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Mom should've strangled his balls til they were foul.