Queer Eye for the Army Guy

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 00:36

Army gets new combat uniform

Quote:

Soldiers were on display, suited-up in the wrinkle-free uniform with a digitized camouflage pattern.

Wrinkles piss off enemies!

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 18th June 2004, 00:41

I could do a better job making a camouflage pattern in MSPaint.

Namelessv1 · 18th June 2004, 00:44

It didn't turn out as well as the desert camo one the Marines have.

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 00:45

Freakin' Air Force is wrinkle-free too!

Air Force Unveils New Uniform

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 00:47

Look closely at the 2 pictures and how they contrast with the background

They blend right in!

Widdykats · 18th June 2004, 01:10

Yep! I could barely make 'em out!!!

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 01:20

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 01:24

Quote:

Black is no longer useful on the uniform because it is not a color commonly found in nature. The drawback to black is that its color immediately catches the eye, he added.

Boy, if you're a black soldier, you gotta be thinkin' Operation Darkie

Widdykats · 18th June 2004, 01:25

AHAHAHAHAHA oh..wait!

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 01:26

MonKeyRum · 18th June 2004, 01:31

I wonder if they hid an insignia in the pattern like the Marines?
Maybe something like this:

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 01:51

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MonKeyRum · 18th June 2004, 01:54

Is that one of the new Iraqi prison camp photos?

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 01:56

That obvious?
It was Wubya's new desktop
the one before it could not be displayed due to forum rules prohibiting beastiality

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 02:09

"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Full Metal Jacket"

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 02:12

"Drop to your knees and give me twenty!"
-General Dick Scussions to Major Boner in Full Frontal Jackoff

MonKeyRum · 18th June 2004, 02:17

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Full Metal Jacket"

aw shit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Forgot the best part

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 02:18

"You are ALL equally worthless in my eyes"

MonKeyRum · 18th June 2004, 02:21

At least someone recoginizes we are at some standard, I thought we had fallen below worthless.

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 02:27

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you...

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 02:27

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 02:43

[Marching Song]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 02:57

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Time to rename this thread "Full Metal Jacket Quotes"

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 03:42

C:/catalog/shit/fuck/fullmetaljacket4.avi

I admire your honesty, son.
Hell,I like you. You can come over to my house,
AND FUCK MY SISTER!!!!!!!!

Widdykats · 18th June 2004, 10:45

and we all know how this ended!!!

Wolfgang · 18th June 2004, 11:24

I'd heard all those quotes before on a rather funny prank phone call someone allegedly did, using those quotes above. I'm going to find it and watch it now, looks pretty good. When I did a search for it I got this:

Top movie title matches

Full Metal Jacket

The story follows marine Private Joker, from his extra-tough boot camp training through to climatic involvement in the Vietnam War and particularly ... Read more...

Full Metal Panic - Mission 1 - Episodes 1-4

Features the episodes 'The Guy I Kinda Like Is A Sergeant', 'I Want To Protect You', 'Lingerie Panic' and 'Kidnap'.... Read more...

Full Metal Gokudo

A Yakuza is brought back to life as a cyborg.... Read more...

I thought the last one was amusing. I might find it and watch it as well.

Vie · 18th June 2004, 12:40

Oh my God, that actualy looks worce than the bloody stupid uniforms the marines have in Enterprise!

Widdykats · 18th June 2004, 12:53

Starship Enterprise?
Or is this an English thing???

godoncrack · 18th June 2004, 21:09

its the first one

eleet-2k2 · 18th June 2004, 21:28

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Full Metal Jacket"

Oh yes!

rofl, thank you for quoting that

That's almost as bad as having marines posted next to their hummers on the Golden Gate Bridge (which happens to be orange for those you who haven't been there) in jungle uniform. Really hidden there guys...

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MonKeyRum Major Dude Join Date: May 2004 Location: The North Posts: 859	I wonder if they hid an insignia in the pattern like the Marines? Maybe something like this: Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them

18th June 2004, 01:51	#12
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sin is human

18th June 2004, 01:54	#13
MonKeyRum Major Dude Join Date: May 2004 Location: The North Posts: 859	Is that one of the new Iraqi prison camp photos? Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them

18th June 2004, 00:41	#2
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	I could do a better job making a camouflage pattern in MSPaint.

18th June 2004, 00:44	#3
Namelessv1 Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,757	It didn't turn out as well as the desert camo one the Marines have.

18th June 2004, 00:45	#4
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Freakin' Air Force is wrinkle-free too! Air Force Unveils New Uniform

18th June 2004, 00:47	#5
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Look closely at the 2 pictures and how they contrast with the background They blend right in!

18th June 2004, 01:10	#6
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Yep! I could barely make 'em out!!!

18th June 2004, 01:25	#9
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	AHAHAHAHAHA oh..wait!

18th June 2004, 01:56	#14
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	That obvious? It was Wubya's new desktop the one before it could not be displayed due to forum rules prohibiting beastiality sin is human

18th June 2004, 02:09	#15
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Full Metal Jacket" "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 02:12	#16
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	"Drop to your knees and give me twenty!" -General Dick Scussions to Major Boner in Full Frontal Jackoff

18th June 2004, 02:18	#18
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	"You are ALL equally worthless in my eyes" sin is human

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MonKeyRum Major Dude Join Date: May 2004 Location: The North Posts: 859	At least someone recoginizes we are at some standard, I thought we had fallen below worthless. Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them

18th June 2004, 02:27	#20
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 02:43	#22
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	[Marching Song] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told... Marines: I don't know but I been told... Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good... Marines: MMM, good... Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good... Marines: Tastes Good... Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good. Marines: Feels good. "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 02:57	#23
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Time to rename this thread "Full Metal Jacket Quotes"

18th June 2004, 03:42	#24
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	C:/catalog/shit/fuck/fullmetaljacket4.avi I admire your honesty, son. Hell,I like you. You can come over to my house, AND FUCK MY SISTER!!!!!!!! sin is human

18th June 2004, 10:45	#25
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	and we all know how this ended!!!

18th June 2004, 11:24	#26
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	I'd heard all those quotes before on a rather funny prank phone call someone allegedly did, using those quotes above. I'm going to find it and watch it now, looks pretty good. When I did a search for it I got this: Top movie title matches Full Metal Jacket The story follows marine Private Joker, from his extra-tough boot camp training through to climatic involvement in the Vietnam War and particularly ... Read more... Full Metal Panic - Mission 1 - Episodes 1-4 Features the episodes 'The Guy I Kinda Like Is A Sergeant', 'I Want To Protect You', 'Lingerie Panic' and 'Kidnap'.... Read more... Full Metal Gokudo A Yakuza is brought back to life as a cyborg.... Read more... I thought the last one was amusing. I might find it and watch it as well.

18th June 2004, 12:40	#27
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	Oh my God, that actualy looks worce than the bloody stupid uniforms the marines have in Enterprise! Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

18th June 2004, 12:53	#28
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Starship Enterprise? Or is this an English thing???

18th June 2004, 21:09	#29
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	its the first one sin is human

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