Get into the mind of a German motorist

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 18:34

Here's what I found in the local newspaper a few days ago...

"According to a recent article by Reuters, a German motor club survey found that, while stuck in traffic, one-third of Deutsch motorists think about 'intimate activities'. What do the others ponder about? 10% thought about finding an alternative route, 8% considered their next meal, 7% thought about visiting the bathroom, and 6% claim that they thought about nothing."

Sex is always a nice thing to think about wherever you are!

squakMix · 18th June 2004, 18:36

now if 10% of dutch motorists PERFORMED intimate activities in traffic, that would be another thing....

CaboWaboAddict · 18th June 2004, 18:53

I think about that bottle of Cabo Wabo under the seat!

MMmmmm... Cabo!

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 19:04

You're from Georgia, not Germany! You don't qualify; We don't care what you think!

squakMix · 18th June 2004, 19:14

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
You're from Georgia, not Germany! You don't qualify; We don't care what you think!

...By "we", you mean "I", right?

MidnightViper88 · 18th June 2004, 19:20

"I" am "YOU"

zootm · 18th June 2004, 19:25

I was hoping for a "Being John Malkovich"-style big tourist attraction there. Bummer.

richardharris · 18th June 2004, 21:46

What % of that drivers are womans?

Bilbo Baggins · 18th June 2004, 21:49

Germans. ^_____^

ElChevelle · 18th June 2004, 23:55

13% of all COOL German drivers think about Rammstein's new CD, then run over small animals.

richardharris · 19th June 2004, 00:35

Germans (.)(.) ???

ElChevelle · 19th June 2004, 00:53

CaboWaboAddict · 19th June 2004, 18:15

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
You're from Georgia, not Germany! You don't qualify; We don't care what you think!

I beg to differ - I aint from Georgia. I just currently reside there.

18th June 2004, 18:34	#1
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Get into the mind of a German motorist Here's what I found in the local newspaper a few days ago... "According to a recent article by Reuters, a German motor club survey found that, while stuck in traffic, one-third of Deutsch motorists think about 'intimate activities'. What do the others ponder about? 10% thought about finding an alternative route, 8% considered their next meal, 7% thought about visiting the bathroom, and 6% claim that they thought about nothing." Sex is always a nice thing to think about wherever you are! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 18:36	#2
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	now if 10% of dutch motorists PERFORMED intimate activities in traffic, that would be another thing.... Check out my music

18th June 2004, 18:53	#3
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	I think about that bottle of Cabo Wabo under the seat! MMmmmm... Cabo! Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

18th June 2004, 19:04	#4
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	You're from Georgia, not Germany! You don't qualify; We don't care what you think! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 19:20	#6
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	"I" am "YOU" "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

18th June 2004, 19:25	#7
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	I was hoping for a "Being John Malkovich"-style big tourist attraction there. Bummer.

18th June 2004, 21:46	#8
richardharris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 132	What % of that drivers are womans?

18th June 2004, 21:49	#9
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Germans. ^_____^

18th June 2004, 23:55	#10
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	13% of all COOL German drivers think about Rammstein's new CD, then run over small animals.

19th June 2004, 00:35	#11
richardharris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 132	Germans (.)(.) ???

19th June 2004, 00:53	#12
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448

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