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Major Dude
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When women pump gas
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Whoops!
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Jesus Freak
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was she smoking?
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She got back in the vehicle and dragged her ass over the seat creating a static charge. When the dumbass grabbed the nozzle she created a spark and ignited the fumes. Anybody with common sense "grounds" themselves before they touch the nozzle. Obviously not many women have common sense when it comes to mechanical things.
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Jesus Freak
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i never touch the nozzle on the gas pump thing. i grab that handle thing. she should know that cloth seats do the static charge thing. it's fun to shock people with that though.
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Major Dude
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Damn static charge. Happens all the time to me. (Not the fire thing, though)
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I find this thread a bit sexist, or at least it's humble beginning was. It implies all women are stupid and are prone to do stupid things.
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Jesus Freak
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static electricity is fun to play around with when not getting gas for your car. i get shocked every time i get out of my car. it hurts my finger when i get shocked. sometimes i'll get a tingly feeling in my hand after getting shocked.
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Only the bitches who drive SUV/tanks and yak constantly on cell phones are stupid. Drive now, Talk later! Static charge, my ass! Mythbusters did everything possible to create a gas pump fire to no avail. They practically had to light a match. |
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Post Master General
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its ok. as long as i am fully capable of always outdriving giant suvs its cool. kinda reminds be of zoolander.
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psychokenisis?????
What a dumb bizznitch. After pulling it out of the car, she just stood there hitting it on the ground. I understand she was trying to put it out, but What if she just hit it and made more sparks? lmao. I dont know about yall, but I was waiting on the whole place to burst into flames. yeah, i'm back. |
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I don't fucking know.
It's a show
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Major Dude
Join Date: May 2001
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I agree. The ending was somewhat anticlimatic.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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![]() Dumb is dumb! Ask pixie if she'd screw up like that! ....[Quote Chev] Only the bitches who drive SUV/tanks and yak constantly on cell phones are stupid. Drive now, Talk later! And those men who want to look all self important! Mr. "Big Shot"
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Made In The USA
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I over-heard this when my grandmom was watching "Oprah" a couple of nights ago and I couldn't fall asleep...
You shouldn't go back in your car anyway...Have to watch out to make sure the pump doesn't fail to auto-lock when the gas level gets too high in the tank...I've seen more car fires because of an over-full gas tank than this dumb static electricity-charged fire...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Major Dude
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I don't know about you guys ... but, granted the girl may be ignorant when it comes to refueling a vehicle, I STILL wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin crackers!!
Regardless, I'd have to guess that in conjunction with the re-entry and exit of her SUV, that all the pulling & tugging she did on her sweater may have had something to do with the buildup of the static electricity factor. I've also heard that the bedliners in pickup trucks create static electricity jostling around in the bed during transit and when filling gas cans up, they need to be removed from the back of the truck prior to filling them. Most of the gas stations around this area have humongous new warning labels plastered all over the pumps warning you not to get back in your car or use your cell phone while refueling. Remember folks, it's not the physical element of the gasoline itself that burns, it's the fumes/vapor that ignite and burn.
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Post Master General
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when i was back in the philippines i saw several people refilling their cars while their engines were running and they were smoking. maybe we are over cautious.
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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it's not the burning embers that'll ignite it, ya need to watch for the flame when you light your smoke instead I hate everyone, so you don't have to. |
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I saw a guy once, drop a lit cigarette into the storage tanks at a gas station. I had just started working there and he was showing me how to stick the tanks. I told him he should put out the cigarette and he said Ok and dropped it in. Ignorant fool!
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Well I know this much, cell phones DONT FUCKIN IGNITE YOUR FUEL. And the idiots that claim they do are just that.
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While working the Starkist plant in Puerto Rico:
They had a Hindenburg sized propane tanks where the forklift drivers would refuel their tanks. Most of the time they wouldn't get a good seal and propane vapors would spray dozens of feet where? Into the smoking area ![]() We'd take our breaks at harborside and watch for flying Puerto Ricans. Oh and watch them feed the monster Tarpon frozen tuna chunks |
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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That lady looked like she may have been very hot.
Anyway, you ground yourself by touching your car, am I right? |
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The handle is actually metal while a rubber layer covers it
![]() In HAZMAT classes, they taught us that you can't light diesel fuel with a match. Still have a hard time believing that one. |
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aka bRiAnFuRY
Fuck it dude... let's go bowling. (Major dud) |
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Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me? |
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(Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004
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My handle is made of metal with a rubber covering. Its been known to make sparks too!
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aka bRiAnFuRY
Fuck it dude... let's go bowling. (Major dud) |
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Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me? |
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Major Dude
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I liked the equiv 112x drive how the cd kinda liquified before shattering.
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Modifying the electric grinder to power the CD drive was sweet.
Producing that show has to be a kick in the ass. |
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Major Dude
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