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Made In The USA
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I got me some new kicks
"Kicks"...What a stupid slang synonym for "shoes"...
![]() I needed some new shoes anyway...The shoes I last had were OK, only wore them since Christmas 2003, but the chainsaw I used to chop the tree that fell from the storm Tuesday night dripped gas all over them...They're fucking work shoes now... I wanna get some red or pink (Shut up ) shoelaces for them now...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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