DDR for christians :D

[Psythik]

http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

Parents! Are you worried about your teenage son or daughter frequenting unwholesome arcades, associating with the dregs of their peer group, and spending all their allowance on games containing bloody murder, sex and profanity?

Well, worry no longer! Nu Ministries Ntertainment technology has licensed the popular Japanese fad of BeMani, or 'Musical Games', for the power of the Church! Yes, using Government funding, your Church can have one of our revolutionary 'Dance Dance Resurrection' games installed free of charge (non funded institutions charged at $4000 per installation) - And the Arcade must accept the proposal, thanks to our statute on Freedom of Religious Speech.

This game will bring the love of our Lord into the lives of these children, who otherwise would continue down the videogame path straight into the claws of Satan, and also bring a little much needed cash into your treasury - 25¢ of every dollar spent in one of our DDR machines will be paid directly into your Churches' account!

LOL

[GarbagePoe]

I wanna dance for Jaysus!

/no offence to Xtians.

[ryan]

Featuring: Jesus Loves Me (Extreme Blood of Christ Mix)

[LuigiHann]

I dunno... I read somewhere that those "dancing games" involve... *gasp* rock and roll.

[S-uper_T-oast]

This has to be fake, who else could turn my precious butterfly song into a christian thing...

-Ay yi yi I'm your little butterfly!-

This is evil...

//added

A chance to turn this previously evil technique, used by satanic heavy metal bands to encourage misguided fans to kill themselves, or worse, vandalise their Churches, to work for Jesus! All our remixed songs have subliminal messages looped and reversed throughout the tune to promote wholesome thoughts - In conjunction with the alpha wave lights, this has a scientifically-proven effect on the player's psyche. Messages played within the songs include, 'Obey your parents', 'Donate to your Church', 'Gays will burn in Hell' and many more inspirational quotes.

[Mattress]

Everyone knows that drums keep time and there is no time in heaven. Drums are evil and so is music and dancing!

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

haha good one.

[ctn|chrisw]

oh no this just wont do. Time to roll out the dance dance gloryhole machines.

[Germ]

Always thinking about pee pee's coming out of the walls aren't ya

[whiteflip]

"You're not making christianity better you're just making rock and roll worse" - King of the Hill.

[xzxzzx]

Originally posted by ryan
Featuring: Jesus Loves Me (Extreme Blood of Christ Mix)

Ryan, you rock.

[White Raven]

I was just about to quote that.

Hun, you're a genious.