Why would anyone want to run for political office?

[Raz]

It doesn't matter if what you say is true or false, or whether you said it at all for that matter, either interpretation will be sought after like hungy pirhana poodles after a helpless crippled kitten. A vague shadow of what you actually had to say will actually get through.

There will be countless hired insane-ex-girlfriends going through your garbage and making advertisements about how you are a bloodthirst murdering ogre and how you brush your dogs teeth with an inferior type of toothpaste.

I say anyone who desires to be politician, should be automatically banned from ever being one.